JUST PUT ICY HOT ON HIS BALLS

getting the play by play

looks brutal

i shit my pan­ts

in b4 his ball fall of

i was hoping this was a report that he died

lol this reminded me old medical joke:

a patient with severe stomach ache comes to the surgeon, he exams him and say
- i have to cut your ears of
astonished patient asks why cut his ears of when he have stomach ache
- well, its such procedure, take it or leave it
pissed of patient leaves him and goes instead to the doctor
patient describes surgeons suggestion to which doctor reply
- silly surgeons, they always want to cut something of, here take this pills and your ear will fall be themselves

wat

medical humor

i like it

lol @ vlad's joke

ive discussed this with multiple people, and we have come to the conclusion that if vlad went to the museum, he would be allowed to touch the art

LOL

looks?

this is so 8th grade.

ok one more medical joke

a guy with knife in his gut manages to get himself to the hospital late evening and he goes straight to the surgeon
- doctor PLIZ do something
- sry but my work shift is over
- but doctor?!! i'll bleed to the death!
reluctant surgeon looks at the patient, thinks for a while and then takes knife out of patients gut and stub him in the eye
- now go to the ophthalmologist, he works until 11 pm, he'll help you

balls + icy hot/bengay/etc = clearly cool at all

i did that on accident once. I was putting icy hot on my groin area and i was wearing boxers, so when i laid down my balls plopped onto my thigh thus landing in said icy hot. i didn't sleep that night. you can't wash it off.

stole the toilet ofc