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same sources say although legit, quality is clearly that good
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can't you rent dvd? or its clearly out yet?
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watched a trailer, looks demented
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shit looks weird
shit looks awesome
possibly, clearly shit at all
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CONNECTED VIA THE GASTRIC SYSTAM
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first 20 minutes is pretty much summed up by watching half the trailer
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the whole movie could have been less than half as long as it was
if you want spoilers i can poop them
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were the heads attached to the assholes?
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it wasnt graphically intense like i thought it would be
but all in all that was some fucked up repugnant shit
one spoiler i will give now is that the bandages are never removed so you never see any full on grafted ass to mouth
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SPOILER ALERT DONT READ THIS poop
first 30 minutes:
-lets go out
-our social destination is through these random woods
-flat tire
-cue rainfall
-cell phone doesnt work
-lets explore the woods
-find lone random house in woods
-hello stranger can you call the rental service
-oh sure we'll definitely drink this water with rufees in it whilst we wait
-mmm, sleepy time
second 30 minutes:
-CONNECTED VIA THE GASTRIC SYSTAM
-failed escape attempt (this goes on for like 10 minutes but clearly know how it will end based on the trailer)
-random short clips of surgery procedure
-its alive
-teaching and treating it like a dog (front part is japanese guy who doesnt speak english or german)
-poopy panties, O LOL
third 30 minutes:
-cops show up to investigate missing persons
-dr tries the rufees trick but only 1 cop drinks up
-other cop starts asking more questions
-dr is like nah brah youre gonna need a warrant
-cops leave, creepy crawly is equipped with a surgery knife and suprise stabs dr in the leg
-shit eating assfaces attempt escape #2 (sort of)
-dr crawls upstairs in pursuit, japanese head'o'pede has some kind of revelation and thinks the dr is God
-head takes shard of glass and commits suicide
-cops show back up, dr crawls and hides by the indoor pool, they split up after busting in
-ofc the one who drank the vitamin r finds the dr who plays dead and takes his gun and shoots him with it (all done offscreen)
-other cop is like o hey, wat
-other cop finds the pede but is like ah naw hell naw and continues pursuit towards origination of gunshots
-dr shoots other cop in belly, cop shoots dr in the head, falls in pool and dies
-tail end of pede'y dies of blood poisoning
-middle section cries
-roll credits
too long, very predictable, clearly as gory as critics made it out to be
definitely sick and original, but alas just another horror movie and oh by the way how in the hell can there be a sequel