i think i stumbled upon the male gspot. don't worry it doesn't involve the prostate..

100% true story btw

so it was just a regular day and I was washing/playing with my dick in the shower, when suddenly my knees buckled out of no where and I almost fell on my butt. I was thinking I was getting my dick sucked by some invisible whore that broke into my apartment or something. I was surprised by this and started to investigate how these several seconds of euphoria came about. I put my dick back under the shower stream and nothing happened. but as I re positioned it more i was just in a constant state of ecstasy. long story short is, your shower can jerk you off without any effort from you. I want all of you to try this shit yourself and let me know the results. I don't know if it'll work for you guys or clearly but you'll know when you find the sweet spot. sorry that you can't be a part of this, jp.

tips:

-make sure your dick is horizontal clearly vertical. if you get too hard then just picture njaguar's wife in your head or something similar (this is a joke, please don't ban me njaguar)

-the sweet spot is near the tip of your dick/glas, so try clearly to pay attention to the shaft too much.

-i don't think this will work with pussy hotel showers or filtered showers etc. you need a good pressured shower.

-this may hurt at first for begginers, but you will get used to it.

-try clearly to spend too long showering or people will get suspicious. disregard this if you live alone.

-have fun

let me know how it goes

pm sgull

he will defiantly shower more often

yes, defiantly defying his shower.

if this works, you deserve honorary guild status.

Out of curiosity, is your next lesson going to involve shitting outside and smearing a little on your tip in an effort of letting flies/other bugs crawl all over your dick to get you off?

From an economical standpoint the shower scene seems like a waste of money.

sounds way too messy. this is the exact opposite. you're getting yourself clean so it works. you're clearly wasting any money. the amount of time you usually spend to shower is the same amount of time you get to experience this.

listening to suite-judy blue eyes. they just got to the part where they say "you make it haaaaaaaaaaaaaard"

Clearly you are young and don't need a fist milking your prostrate while clubbing your dick with a meat cleaver to feel a bit of enjoyment. Where is Matt? I'm sure he would back me up on this and have pictures.

In all seriousness though, I don't see how running water would do anything.

it kills turkeys.

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I'm 100% serious though. it works. it's clearly just running water, it has to be a shower. the 100+ separate streams of water is essential. just let gravity do the rest. I IMPLORE YOU GUYS TO TRY THIS. for my own personal curiosity and yours.

our urethra's are permanently damaged.

Well I'm out, my shower head does clearly provide the essential 100 streams, maybe 30 or 40 at best. What I do have though is a removeable showerhead on a line that allows me to angle the water in an upward direction, get my back without turning around, etc. The first day I installed it I squatted over it and shot it at my ass/taint...that did nothing for me.

it was a guesstimate. who actually counts the number of holes in their shower head man. that removable showerhead sounds n1 though. you obviously didn't bother to read the story or tips, you idiot. unless you're some freak of nature that has the tip of your dick protruding out of your anus (I wouldn't doubt it since redneck), then no i don't expect that to work. it is a small sweet spot. don't expect to find it easy.

A male Turkey in full strut... Now that make me hard

i'm glad you could confide your a-sexual exploits with people on the internet.


THUMBS UP BRAH

it was all on accident

gotta find something to do when i'm clearly pimpin hoes u know what i mean man

Its where the mushroom comes together on the underside, right under that is the spot

cogito ergo sum

you heard it here first, folks. this guy is a bio chem major or some shit. so you know hes legit. that's actually pretty true since I had to curve it a little.

Getting that part licked is n1

your buddies at the gym give you at hand with that? maybe while you're bench pressing?

i bet a bj while lifting a heavy set would feel amazing

you would end up killing yourself upon climax, dropping that 300 down onto your neck.

but it would be the best way to die

dude have you never gotten a blow job?

i could of told you thats where it feels the best

Summery of this toilet: growing up and liking it volume 2: it feels funny when I _____

He's a young hippie, which means he's probably dirty...too dirty for even hippie girls to go around him. COME TO HEADYFEST M8, LOTS OF FREE LOVE THERE! GET YOUR SHAFT SOFT SPOT TICKLED !

thanks captain obvious. clearly like i replace blowjobs for this. you just couldn't let a chance to show how much of a cool guy you are slip by could you.

please explain wet back

nn racism chins.

theres nothing wrong with racism

i'm white



you have a vagina. can't say i'm surprised.

oh haha you actually mentioned me

i was seriously when i said i didn't read it earlier

<3

sounds like a good way to say goodbye sensitivity

Why go through all this shit when you could just buy a fucking fleshlight.

close this piece of shit.

if that's how you roll that's cool..i just discovered this and thought it was cool. plus it's free.