I am suffering from depression.

A real expert provides a solution too.

I should sign up for the free depression medication study on the TV.

I would be in the placebo group and later find out it was all in my head.

That's actually a Bud Light commercial.

WAT?!

Pretend you are 19 again and being broke and living at home is okay.

lol

You don't still think you are 19?

Or take refuge in the fact that your friends parents in their 40's/50's with two very young children had to move back into their parents house for a while. At least you aren't them.

And at least you don't have children and aren't a dead beat father.

At least you aren't Lawrence Taylor!

I believe the term you are looking for is "poop-pubescent oblivion".

Solution to life ailments: go to the beach more often.

Remember how much everyone loved you back then?! When you had that nice tan.

I noticed that you are talking to yourself, I believe there is something else wrong with you.

And didn't try to charm everyone with angry and violence, but instead were a nice guy and got them high!

Keep ignoring Zodijackyl's poops.

You should reconsider employment as a drug dealer.

Used to smoke a lot of weed for free when I did that.

i believe weve spoken about this before

Actually, I should reconsider any employment.

Why do I keep trying to tell myself that I am unhappy?!

Let's just be clear and open with yourself for once, you don't have to worry about shit leeching off of your mother. You enjoy doing nothing but playing video games. You try to compare yourself to people who have a different set of beliefs. You do clearly buy into the work until you die program that has been laid out for generations, you believe in pursuit of happiness.

There, I said it, I don't care if I am successful in anyone else's eyes, I enjoy my life.

Get money, get crazy bitches, take crazy bitches drugs, feel better.

LOL

pretty sure we all want that life, or rather at least the ability to clearly go to a job you dont like and be able to do what you want when you want with no responsibility
its amazing you can stand living at home though, only because after about 3 months id be ready to fight my parents

depression is bullshit. go out and exercise, and find something to do that you like. get in shape so girlies like you. dont be a frat boy douchebag that lives with mommy. then you wont be depressed 100%

sometimes i dont get your aggression

He's proelbay a nice guy IRL and gets his aggression out online, like myself. I'm just an easy target but Evan doesn't get that he can't ever bother me. I love him too much.

I like living at home, it's affordable, it's closer to the beach than I will ever afford, [etc]

i dont like people who arent exactly like me. but i like u so what does that say

that you dont like nick?

Nick at least you are clearly me. I spend about 99% of my year playing video games/going to college. I am clearly social at all. Only time I will ever spend time with my friends, is in the summer.

I have never had a job, however I been attending college full time and will be getting into some internships soon.

We all got problems.

doesnt the nice weather make u wanna go outside?

seriously people life is fuckin awesome. if you are so bored that you are depressed, play a sport or somethign i donno. just get out and do shit. buy a bicycle and go for a ride. being depressed is the biggest waste because there are so many things in life that are good. and you dont have to be drunk/high to experience them

and nick, if you live so close to the beach, why arent you there

he dont want the girls to see his belly

be that guy with the oversized tshirt on

are you that guy

people dont actually swim in the oregon ocean, its fucking cold yo.

ohhhhh
didnt know oregon had an ocean
faggot

didnt know you needed an ocean to have a beach

brb going to the playground to swim

LOL
but seriously
what are the arounds of a lake called if clearly beaches

surroundings*

^shores

oh

on the road to 20k

on the road to 20k