i am clearly entirely sure what happened even as i type this, it was definitely insane

as i play lol, i hear some sort of thud by my desk

i did clearly think anything was on the desk to fall over, so it got me confused

i was looking around where i heard the noise and could clearly see anything that fell off the desk

as i was feeling around the dark floor, i started to smell something sweet, almost like pepsi, i got really afraid that there might have been a can of pepsi on the back of my desk or something

i definitely confirmed that nothing fell off the desk, but now im moving some laundry to get a better view, and a pair of jeans is wet, sure enough, the carpet next to this pile of clothes is also wet, and the smell is strong now

i know nothing fell off the desk, but i know there is most definitely some sort of sweet liquid spilled on my carpet

so, after some exploration and throwing some paper towels down on the wet carpet, i shined my lamp to the back of the desk, almost in the corner, there is a sugar free tropicana lemonade can

i remember this can being in my closet for a very long time, because i never threw it out when i cleaned my room moving back and forth between school and home

anyways, this can was on the floor to begin with, it didnt fall off the desk, nothing fell on top of it, nothing even moved in the vicinity of the can

the drink by date on this can of lemonade is june 26th 2006, and it just spontaneously exploded on my carpet

i am baffled, and my room now smells like 5 year old fake sugar lemonade



pics?

Drink that shit, it's fermented, you'll get drunk.

Mop it up with the paper towels and ring them out in a cup.

well, it was a can and sitting sideways on the carpet when it exploded, so about 40% is still intact

i am very curious as to how this tastes now, it smells extremely sweet

wash down some chocolate popcorn with it

smell check for hfcs fermenting organisms?

what

high fructose corn syrup

how do i smell that

and what does it mean

get a q tip and a TSY broth plate and streak it with the soda and see if you got microbes growing

wtf i dont live in a laboratory here

go knock over a lab

FOR GREAT SCIENCE

inoculate some of the sample in broth and incubate 37 degrees C for 2 days

Did you drink it yet?

on the road to 20k

a road that just wont end

have faith good sir

gonna try to hit 19k in a few days

one closer

and another

and one more

ok ill stop

after this one

lol

unfunny

beer

thats kinda awesome

Dude

last night I was sitting on my ugly comfy couch and decided to put my headphones and mic on my dog. So I did and then I took a picture of it and pooped it on dc.net with the explicit intension of getting some homo's opinions of just how ugly my fucking couch is. But I put the dog in there to distract the straight folks. So anyway, there I was sitting taking pictures of my dog with the headphones on (everyone knows dogs don't wear headphones, they don't even have thumbs) and I heard this thud. I didn't know what it was but i was scared that it might be my double latte extra mocha anti beer imperial chocolate delicious burpweizer. Luckily it wasn't becase that would have been a hell of a mess.

tl;dr

im a huge faggot last statement

Ok I will edit it to make it more readable

There ya go, just like snap math for chins take it in baby steps one line at a time

but still wall of text

1/3 the size of your socks

who keeps an UNOPENED can of lemonade for 5 years. never had the urge to take a sip for 5 years? wtf

and out of nowhere, appears the voice of reason

yeah

yeah

yeah