Dude

last night I was sitting on my ugly comfy couch and decided to put my headphones and mic on my dog. So I did and then I took a picture of it and pooped it on dc.net with the explicit intension of getting some homo's opinions of just how ugly my fucking couch is. But I put the dog in there to distract the straight folks. So anyway, there I was sitting taking pictures of my dog with the headphones on (everyone knows dogs don't wear headphones, they don't even have thumbs) and I heard this thud. I didn't know what it was but i was scared that it might be my double latte extra mocha anti beer imperial chocolate delicious burpweizer. Luckily it wasn't becase that would have been a hell of a mess.