Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Tennessee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900:$400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Minnesota contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Minnesota to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

I might poop this on Facebook.

Minnesota, eh

Shit sounds legit.

it worked different from this before?

thats the part everyone will skip over because just blame it on the darkie

i actually agree even tho ur probably trolling

you're clearly very good at leeching off of the system, I suggest getting better at it while a Democrat is still President.