Went to a brew fest yesterday, 40 different breweries pouring samples of their beer. Along with the breweries there were several other local shops that set up tents to give out samples of their food that goes well with beer. And of course, this one company had the amazing idea to bring an array of hot sauces to the brew fest. A crowd of people gathered to see which drunk had the biggest set of balls to try the hottest stuff. Among their lineup was a certain sauce made with the Bhut Jolokia pepper (the ghost chili aka the hottest pepper in the world.)

When I first saw it, I laughed and casually walked away. An hour later it seemed like a good idea considering the amount of beer available to help wash it down.

3 of us tried this shit and we were hurt fucking bad, man (and woman) down. Went to bed last night and woke up with the cold sweats and heartburn unlike anything i ever experienced.

Link to product: http://www.torchbearersauces.com/shop/inde...&products_id=61

TL;DR - got drunk yesterday and ate the hottest thing I could ever comprehend, sitting here now my stomach is rumbling and I am afraid to poop.

gz on new ulcers

have had the world's 2nd hottest rated sauce before, knows how it feels
never repeat
that's just MASS heat. gl with shitting.

Who is the toilet title referring to?

life in general, i think
ambiguous but seems he is mad at himself + his buddies + the guys who brought the sauce with them

lol

I used to enjoy doing stupid shit like that, then I realized it's completely clearly worth it.

Those were both my original thoughts, then the alcohol kicked in and it seemed like a good idea at the time...

i hope you did infact prove just how big your balls are

can't wait to hear story about your next toilet visit

sometimes drunken stupidity trumps masculinity

ive made myself physically ill avoiding the shitter at all costs

The best part about being such a badass is when you accidentally rub your hands in eyes or touch your dick and still have secretions from the oils on your fingertips.

That's always amazing.

Several years ago I made salsa with jalapenos and some sort of chili that I grew in my parent's garden. I cut all the stuff up without gloves and scratched the inside of my nose with my pinky. My entire ride side of my face went numb and my eyes watered nonstop.

Several months later I made more salsa and remembering the devistation I went through the previous time; I washed my hands 3 times before going to the bathroom. I took a piss and got some on my johnson. I seriously got caught with my dick in my parent's bathroom sink trying to wash the pain away...which was completely pointless because that kind of pain is clearly water soluble.

painful even to read

capsaicin is soluble in milk iirc

acid/base ofc

Don't you have to sign some kind of waiver if some one was to serve you that specific pepper?

Thought I saw this in Man Vs Food.

It was surprisingly uneventful considering I've eaten alot less potent things which caused a much worse departure.

Maybe for extract? This was natural

glad to hear that you and your asshole are alive m8

Seems like quite the situation to have to explain to your mother why your dick is in her sink.

no, its because capsaicin is a non-polar molecule due to its alkyl chain. this means is is insoluble in water, and is soluble in oils and organic solvents. milk has fat in it, which acts as a surfactant for the capsaicin, emulsifying the molecules and allowing them to be soluble in an aqueous media. acid/base means nothing.

thanks
im certain that if i knew you irl i would hate you

he reminds me of sheldon cooper from big bang theory

youre proal that guy who sits in the front row and raises his hand at every opportunity

got pics of the RIDE SIDE?