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"my name is clearly keith"

...54 translations later we get:

"My name is Kate, of course."

"Want to fuck?"

...10 translations later we get:

"We hope to have sexual intercourse"

i shit my pan­ts"

...54 translations later we get:

"Business"

"Desolate Carnage"

...54 translations later we get:

"Reduction to animals."

"shut up"

...10 translations later we get:

"Close"

"i want to punch you in the face"

...54 translations later we get:

"Indeed, the people."

"please explain"

...25 translations later we get:

"Close"

"i want to fuck you in the ass"

...25 translations later we get:

"I have a file"

Original text:

"i shit my pan­ties"

...25 translations later we get:

"While Chicago Lingerie"

"proelbay"

...25 translations later we get:

"proelbay"

"top dog"

...25 translations later we get:

"Best"

Want to fuck the deaf kid?"

...54 translations later we get:

"If your child is deaf?"

"joe is my mommy, gary is my daddy"

...25 translations later we get:

"Joe, mom, dad, Gary"

Original text:

"poopy pan­ties"

...54 translations later we get:

"Clothing clip"

"i want to see starlite's tits"

...25 translations later we get:

"If Star's baby"

Lets Get Fucked Up"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tampere"

"i am a worthless piece of shit human being"

...25 translations later we get:

"Die"

Cocaine is a helluva drug. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Kokaine repair magic."

"I am old"

...54 translations later we get:

"Image."

"why am i still banned on jsp"

...25 translations later we get:

"Why pursue a common policy"

"will i ever change my life and move out of my mothers house"

...25 translations later we get:

"My life, my family, my mother, who left to move the part"

"Mohammed is a piece of shit."

...25 translations later we get:

"Muhammad dog shit."

"can i get a buy price on plates"

...25 translations later we get:

"I will be"

"seven deadly sins has the worst grammar in the world, and he is a fucking hill billy"

...25 translations later we get:

"Seven deadly sins that the world is cruel, painful ago"

"fuck the police (dan)"

...25 translations later we get:

"When (police spam)"

do you wanna shag?"

...10 translations later we get:

"You bear?"

"remove spencers admin immediately or i will shut down dc net for good"

...25 translations later we get:

"Spencer, receiving or spending pr"

beer "

...10 translations later we get:

"Beer"

dalelol"

...54 translations later we get:

"Dalelol."

dalelol is universal

"don't you eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"

...25 translations later we get:

"And eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"

"matt likes to look at dick"

...10 translations later we get:

"Matt sees folly of interest"

Original text:

"fuck you joe"

...54 translations later we get:

"Beauty"

beer faggots"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gay Times."

"eight six seven five three oh nine"

...25 translations later we get:

"Five, six, seven, eight, nine, three R"

I called this shit.

troll"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lyrics"

"tik tok on the clock"

...25 translations later we get:

"Anna's Storm"

randomtask"

...54 translations later we get:

"Cycle changes."

"wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy, glasses on i'm out the door it's time to hit this city"

...25 translations later we get:

"This morning when I wake up, then P Diddy, sunglasses, at this time"

Fuck yo couch nigga"

...54 translations later we get:

"When the Arab."

This post has been edited by sir_lance_bb on Sat - May 22 2010 - 15:37:21

"they're their there here hear to two too 2 tutu you your you're the and as if they she him it he "

...25 translations later we get:

"Look, I heard two and a pain"

Original text:

"that guy right there!"

...54 translations later we get:

"After four months!"

niggas be trollin"

...54 translations later we get:

"Burakkujayanto."

"carebear noob nerd virgin faggot mollywhopped curbstomped bamboozle smashed top dog ez pub ez pub"

...54 translations later we get:

"Leather dog care cup kurbstomped mollivhopped lopez."

"america, fuck yea!"

...10 translations later we get:

"United States, operating ah!"

Original text:

"ill fucking lay your nuts on a dresser and hit them shits with a spiked bat like BLAOW"

...54 translations later we get:

"Here is a hell of an infection, or the Czech Republic was ready to do blaov."

joe quit doing 10 translations idiort, its hardly different

"pedicure on our toes toes boys blowing up our phones phones"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finger"