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#717198 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:32:55
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share your recent misfortune with us
 
#717200 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:33:24
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#717201 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:33:34
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my internet is slow today, it should be 100/10 :(

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#717202 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:37:20
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iv gotta poop but someone is in the bathroom atm

fml
 
#717203 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:37:52
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Gotta study for comprehensive exam in a week and a half, fml
 
#717204 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:37:59
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Quote (Vogan @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 09:33:34)
my internet is slow today, it should be 100/10 :(

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and wtf, i dont even think i have the option to have internet that fast where i live
 
#717205 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:41:32
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:37:59)
Quote (Vogan @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 09:33:34)
my internet is slow today, it should be 100/10 :(

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and wtf, i dont even think i have the option to have internet that fast where i live


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#717206 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:46:28
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its tuesday, fml
 
#717208 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:50:02
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i have 3 more exams this year, most m8s are already on holiday
 
#717210 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:52:02
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Quote (___ @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:46:28)
its tuesday, fml


 
#717211 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:53:19
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Quote (Vogan @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:33:34)
my internet is slow today, it should be 100/10 :(

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LOL, you are complaining about that good of a connection when you probably don't even need remotely close to that.
 
#717214 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:55:59
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 17:53:19)
Quote (Vogan @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 11:33:34)
my internet is slow today, it should be 100/10 :(

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LOL, you are complaining about that good of a connection when you probably don't even need remotely close to that.


ofc, i would manage with 2 mbits, no problem
but tell me now, why ppl buy huge ass cars that barely fit in drive lane or can't even turn on empty street?
 
#717215 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:03:17
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i gotta work open-close rest of the week
 
#717218 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:38:18
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I AM DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
 
#717220 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:48:04
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Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
 
#717221 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:48:29
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Today, I was looking at some comments on a silly YouTube video of me dancing with some friends. Someone pooped a comment saying "Girl on the right is hottt." Next to that, it had about 31 thumbs down. I'm the girl on the right. FML
 
#717222 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:49:04
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Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
 
#717223 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:49:52
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Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
 
#717224 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:50:22
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Today, my parents and I were looking through old photos. My dad comments, "Wow you were chubby back then. But that's ok, it was baby fat." Then he turns to me and asks, "What's your excuse now?" FML
 
#717225 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:51:02
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I have no car.
I have no degree.
I have no friends.
I have no money.
I have clearly had intercourse in 2 or 3 years, I'm clearly sure.
I have been trying to get unbanned from a website for 2 years now without any response.
I listen to Lady Gaga and Ke$ha.
I live with my mom.
I have given up on life years ago and wish to be dead.
I can't even get drunk anymore to drown away my sorrow.
 
#717226 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:51:37
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Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML
 
#717227 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:52:09
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Oh, was this a QQ toilet? My bad, I thought this was a Daily Agenda toilet.
 
#717228 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:52:12
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 19:51:02)
I have no car.
I have no degree.
I have no friends.
I have no money.
I have clearly had intercourse in 2 or 3 years, I'm clearly sure.
I have been trying to get unbanned from a website for 2 years now without any response.
I listen to Lady Gaga and Ke$ha.
I live with my mom.
I have given up on life years ago and wish to be dead.
I can't even get drunk anymore to drown away my sorrow.


:/
 
#717229 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:52:23
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Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
 
#717230 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 12:53:46
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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
 
#717231 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:10:08
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im fairly certain this life is clearly mine
 
#717236 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:29:01
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i have work tonight and i thought i was off

dont really care though my job is a joke
 
#717237 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:31:58
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i got 99 problems
 
#717238 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:32:13
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Quote (lobb @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 10:31:58)
i got 99 problems


wait no i dont LOL
 
#717269 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 14:13:12
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:51:02)
I have no car.
I have no degree.
I have no friends.
I have no money.
I have clearly had intercourse in 2 or 3 years, I'm clearly sure.
I have been trying to get unbanned from a website for 2 years now without any response.
I listen to Lady Gaga and Ke$ha.
I live with my mom.
I have given up on life years ago and wish to be dead.
I can't even get drunk anymore to drown away my sorrow.


u need drive
 
#717277 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 15:01:51
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:51:02)
I have no car.
I have no degree.
I have no friends.
I have no money.
I have clearly had intercourse in 2 or 3 years, I'm clearly sure.
I have been trying to get unbanned from a website for 2 years now without any response.
I listen to Lady Gaga and Ke$ha.
I live with my mom.
I have given up on life years ago and wish to be dead.
I can't even get drunk anymore to drown away my sorrow.


walk then jog then run
make friends
get job
find a woman
contact button, gl tbh
stop listening to that shit, stop it
could be worse
you're still alive, be the change you want to see in the world a la gandhi (adapt to your own life)
good, nn to get drunk

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start p90x again. will be sore tomorrow. have had choppy internet connection for a week+. no other major new shitty stuff atm. but fml for it's own sake.
 
#717387 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 20:44:25
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lets see...

fml cuz parents are in a fight and it might end in a divorce, who knows.
btw I still live with them whilst going to school.
 
#717395 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 21:37:46
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life is easy
 
#717397 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 21:44:21
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 15:01:51)
Quote (MoS. @ Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 13:51:02)
I have no car.
I have no degree.
I have no friends.
I have no money.
I have clearly had intercourse in 2 or 3 years, I'm clearly sure.
I have been trying to get unbanned from a website for 2 years now without any response.
I listen to Lady Gaga and Ke$ha.
I live with my mom.
I have given up on life years ago and wish to be dead.
I can't even get drunk anymore to drown away my sorrow.


walk then jog then run
make friends
get job
find a woman
contact button, gl tbh
stop listening to that shit, stop it
could be worse
you're still alive, be the change you want to see in the world a la gandhi (adapt to your own life)
good, nn to get drunk

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start p90x again. will be sore tomorrow. have had choppy internet connection for a week+. no other major new shitty stuff atm. but fml for it's own sake.


Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox
I dont really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough

Stop talking that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
clearly in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Boy come on get your rocks off
Come put a little love in my glove box
I wanna dance with no pan­ties on
Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
So cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked
But your wasted

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough

Stop talking that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
clearly in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

You be delaying,
You always be saying some shit
You say I'm playing,
I'm never laying the bitch
Sayin' "blah, blah blah"
'cause I don't care who you are
In this bar
It only matters who I am

Stop talking that Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
clearly in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
 
#717398 | Tue - Jun 1 2010 - 21:49:28
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have clearly had a solid poop in 5 days which gives me a raw butthole
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