Because I tossed my computer down and cracked it's liquid screen. Go me.

Back to the basement for the next 2-3 weeks I suppose.

well played

Abortions are like $500, but I don't always rage fuck girls.

why are you an idiot

Indeed. I honestly didn't think I tossed it that hard either.

FFS.

This is going to be my new sig.

And good question Gull, good question.

I do.

I do.

what in gods name got you so angry you tossed your moniter

It's a Laptop.

clearly like I yanked out my monitor and just chucked it at a wall.

Every time I tried to sit down earlier wife or progeny kept asking for shit. The last request made me toss my laptop onto the floor from my lap. Causing the liquid display in it to go LOLUSUCK and crack. I have no clue why it bothered me so much though to toss it in the first place.

At least I was able to talk them down from 358 to 169. Wife obv is clearly happy with me though.

LOL at trying to game on this POS though. Only reason why my desktop is still plugged in is it's the home comp for the printer, and never felt like going completely wireless w/ my network.

THATS SHO FUCKING SHITTY IM SORRY OMFG

This post has been edited by Jp. on Mon - Jul 12 2010 - 20:32:59

almost broke my hand once when i punched a wall that was cement when i lost a ft5 duel when it was at 4-4 with some complete faggot i hated.

god was i such a fucking nerd

This has nothing to do with the steroids supplements.

Why would it? Roid rage by and large is a myth (though increased aggression is possible), and the harshest thing I'm on my pre-work out supp, which has beta-alinine(sp), creatine, l-arg, caffine, and some geranium.

clearly exactly hitting the hard stuff.

Why I'm thinking of super troopers

Prolly because it's a funny ass movie?

mines better

Worst thing my anger cost me, was my friends gameboy whenst i headbutted it

Wait...what?

You headbutted a fucking Gameboy?

When i was a kid. Yeah, im hardcore.

When I was younger I probably broke about 9-10 ps2 controllers, I use to get so pissed I would whirl them around my head and just slam them into the wall.

Straight nerd rage at its finest.

im suprised you were allowed to buy more

I'm surprised you haven't heard my stories.

My mom took my Ps2 from me and everything. So I traded all my video games I didn't play and kept like 2-3 I played all the time, so I took about 45-50 ps2 games and about 2k pokemon cards and all my gameboy games and traded them for a ps2 and a controller and my came in my room and saw me playing and she was like why are you playing your ps2, and I told her I got it on my own and she just stared at me and just went wow, I don't know if you learned your lesson.

I've been destroying controllers since the NES.

I guess in my old age I have learned a bit of restraint, I don't think I've destroyed an Xbox 360 controller, but that might be because I never play it (can't afford games that I want).

LOL mommy took it away so u just bought a new one hahahahhaha

your old age. fuck you you are clearly even 30. your sad perspective on your own life makes me wanna punch something you baby

Close enough to 30 with no life accomplishments to realize things are over.

if you live till 60 thats still a 30 year career
or 5 years of school and 25 year career. please explain

my life is a nintendo controller

lol'd

should have just punched your wife instead

best thing about nes controllers is you could put one through a wall and it would clearly break

Clearly.

And I really did mean to put that there.

Pro.

I destroyed a PS2 once for fun. Seemed like the cool thing to do after meni meni drinks until the next day I was like "Uh, how do I watch my DVD's now?"

Until you're at least IN your 30's, you can't start having even the sniffing of a mid-life crisis.

Get your fucking balls licked already; it'll put everything in perspective.

Pretty sure that nobody online can stand me, that means I'm clearly going to be getting ass any time soon, nor would it solve anything (GZ, got laid, same shit the next day).

Who cares about online people? I said get your balls licked. If you're online hunting for that we need to talk...

And it solves a lot, actually.

The only way you can make yourself feel better is the perception of your life. So find something that makes you happy and hang on to that.

This post has been edited by sir_lance_bb on Wed - Jul 14 2010 - 21:11:23

This poop has been edited by sir_lance_bb on Wed - Jul 14 2010 - 21:11:23

How do fucking 95% of all toilets wind up being about Nick and his "depression"?

Who really cares nick if you spend your all your free time on a computer. People who give you shit for it are just insecure themselves or are just wrapped up in a societal double standard.

Just get professional help or find a way to gain confidence about yourself. That is all that matters. No one else does or any fucking idea they have about you.

I spend about 99% of my time doing nothing but being on the computer, I am a virgin. Most little "normal" people would tell me I am a loser and need to do something with my life. But I don't really give a shit. I am happy with myself and don't need to please societal faggots or ideas to think I am cool or to make myself feel better.

Like I said earlier it is all about perception and giving yourself confidence. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

They aren't real people.

You win.

Was just saying if you're going online to get laid...you should try offline. I mean it's where the people are.

Why the fuck would you assume that I am looking for ass on the internet?

Let me clarify, I have given up on most normal activities people do, looking for companionship is one of them. I don't waste my gaming time nerding it up looking for loser, fat, insecure women online.