copypasta from 4chan, i thought of you

STEP 1 TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

READ A FUCKING BOOK

BOOKS ARE WHERE SMART THINGS ARE

BEING SMART MEANS YOU AREN'T BEING STUPID

AND THAT'S A CHANGE EVEN YOUR ALCOHOLIC GRANDMOTHER CAN APPRECIATE


STEP 2 TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

GET OVER YOUR FEAR.

EVERYBODY HAS FEAR, BUT FEAR KEEPS YOU IN ONE PLACE LIKE A MOLDY FUCKING HOT DEAD CHICK

AND WE CAN'T GET INTO AND OVER THAT DEAD CHICK UNLESS WE GET OVER OUR FEAR

YOU CAN GET OVER YOUR FUCKING FEARS BY CONFRONTING THEM DIRECTLY

AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? CLIMB A FUCKING LADDER.

AFRAID OF JEWS? PUNCH A JEW IN THE FACE.

STEP 3 TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

LEVEL UP YOUR SKILLS

THIS IS FAGGOT-TERMS FOR GETTING BETTER AT STUFF YOU'RE ALREADY SORT OF FUCKING GOOD AT.

GO USE THE INTERNET TO ITS FULL CAPACITY AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET BETTER AT WHAT YOU ALREADY THINK YOU MAY BE GOOD AT.

BECAUSE BEST IS ALWAYS FUCKING ABOVE.

IF YOU AREN'T GOOD AT ANYTHING, WELL WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE NOW DON'T WE, YOU FUCKING FAIL

STEP 4 TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

GET UP EARLY

PEOPLE WHO GET UP FUCKING EARLY HAVE MORE TIME AWAKE. YOU GET OVER THE FEELING OF BEING SHIT ASLEEP EARLIER, FEELING FUCKING NORMAL STARTS EARLIER.

STEP 5 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

EXERCISE

YOU ARE FUCKING TOLD ABOUT THE FUCKING HEALTH BENEFITS ALL GODDAMN DAY. THE REASON YOU AREN'T DOING IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

I'M clearly TELLING YOU TO GO OUT AND RUN A MARATHON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. GO OUTSIDE. THEN MAYBE WORK YOUR TO MORE ONCE YOU'VE GOTTEN OVER THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FUCKING SUN IN A FEW YEARS.

STEP 6 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

STOP BEING COMFORTABLE

WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING COMFORTABLE WHERE YOU ARE YOU AREN'T GOING TO WANT TO FUCKING CHANGE

AND THAT'S clearly WHAT CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE IS ALL ABOUT

IF YOU HAVE A JOB, GO A DIFFERENT FUCKING WAY TO GET THERE.

IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BANG HER A DIFFERENT FUCKING WAY.

IF YOU MASTURBATE WITH YOUR HAND, TRY YOUR FOOT.

STEP 7 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

LOOK AT WHO YOU FUCKING ASSOCIATE WITH

WE ALL PUT UP WITH PEOPLE WE'D RATHER FUCKING clearly

BUT WHY DO YOU FUCKING DO THAT?

THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO TALK TO OR ASSOCIATE WITH ANYONE WHO FUCKING MAKES YOU RAGE YOUR pan­ties

SO DON'T.

STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THEM.

DELETE THEM FROM BEING YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.

YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED THEM.

STEP 8 TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

STOP WATCHING YOUR FUCKING TV

TV DISTRACTS YOU FROM THE STRESS OF YOUR FUCKING DAY

BUT WHY BE DISTRACTED WHEN YOU CAN FACE IT HEAD ON LIKE A FEROCIOUS FUCKING LION IN THE FACE OF AN ONCOMING FUCKING POACHER

WHEN YOU STOP WATCHING YOU REALIZE JUST HOW FUCKING POINTLESS IT FUCKING IS ANYWAY

KIND OF LIKE SEEING YOUR AGING PARENTS DOING IT

STEP 9 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FUCKING PAST

MOST OF US HAVE HAD SOME BAD FUCKING SHIT HAPPEN TO US

IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE THERE WHETHER OR clearly YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY OF YOUR GODDAMN LIFE

DON'T PRETEND LIKE IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN, JUST FUCKING GO ON ALREADY AND FIND SOMETHING FUCKING BETTER TO PUT IN YOUR FUCKING PAST WITH IT.

STEP 10 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

GET SOME FUCKING MOTIVATION

PEOPLE USUALLY STOP BEING WORTHWHILE WHEN THEY STOP THINKING ABOUT WANTING TO DO SHIT AND GETTING SHIT DONE

YOU GET MOTIVATED BY GETTING REWARDS FOR DOING YOUR SHIT OR BY LIKING THE SHIT YOU DO

SO GO FUCKING FIX IT ALREADY

STEP 11 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

CONTROL YOUR FUCKING IMPULSES

YOU SEE THAT BAG OF CHIPS AND THAT BOTTLE OF BOOZE ON YOUR FUCKING DESK?

WHEN YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE SALTY DELICIOUS CRUNCHY NUGGETS OR THE BURN OF SOME MORGAN, YOU REACH OUT AND GET THEM RIGHT AWAY, DON'T YOU

INSTANT FUCKING GRATIFICATION. NO WORK GETS PROFIT. YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO WAIT FOR THE ????.

RESISTING THE FUCKING URGE TO STICK YOUR DAMN HAND IN THE BAG OR GRABBING THE DAMN BOTTLE KEEPS YOUR FUCKING SELF FROM GOING TO THE FIRST FUCKING FAIL SOLUTION THAT POPS INTO YOUR BRAIN.

IT'S SUFFERING BUT IT'S GOOD SUFFERING. AND IF YOU FUCKING KEEP IT UP YOU WON'T BE SUFFERING AT ALL.

STEP 12 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

BE FUCKING NICE

WE AS SOCIAL ANIMALS TAKE IN THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE OF THE PEOPLE AROUND US

I'M clearly SAYING BE A G-RATED SHOW FOR TODDLERS, I'M SAYING IT MIGHT BE OKAY TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE OUT EVERY ONCE IN A FUCKING WHILE

NO YOU WON'T GET ANY REWARD FROM IT, BUT THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT

AND IF YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING REWARD GO AHEAD AND GIVE YOURSELF ONE

BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT THIS TIME, CHAMP

STEP 13 TO CHANGING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

STOP THE FUCKING COMPLAINING

EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE SOMETIMES BUT THERE IS NO WAHMBULANCE FAIRY WAITING FOR A FUCKING METER TO FILL UP WITH BAWWING BEFORE IT MAKES SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN

STEP 14 TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

SHAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKING LIFE UP

YOU WANT TO CHANGE BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING BORED AND DISSATISFIED

IT SOUNDS LIKE A PSA, AND clearly EVEN THE G.I. JOE ONES THAT ARE KIND OF FUNNY SOMETIMES, BUT IT WOULDN'T BE AN OVERUSED CLICHE IF IT WASN'T BASED IN SOME SORT OF SOUND IDEA

NOW GO FUCKING CHANGE SOMETHING

This post has been edited by Jp. on Sat - Jul 17 2010 - 00:16:48

Someone (randomtask proelbay) pooped a picture that was much better than this shitty Wall-of-Text that I won't be reading.

tl;dr > tl;dr OP

You forgot to BOLD Step 14.

didnt read anything in this toilet

started, but did clearly finish