Ate half, passed out from insulin shock.

You're clearly much of an eater, are you?

Hardees Monster Thickburger shits out Baconators for breakfast. Especially if you add some ham on top of it for extra yumminess.

Baconator was pretty disappointing, its ok for a fast food burger but clearly worth the price.

insulin shock?

I'm going to shock the insulin right out of your ass.

Why do these amazing burgers only exist in america

Because we're all fat and pathetic?

I dunno, sounds like a good Euro response.

Also: I may have this tonight. That or pizza.

I realize you cant tell sarcasm on the internet. But im srs, srsly, i want one.

same it was shitty