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#735280 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:26:16
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quit smoking because i have gum disease
 
#735284 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:37:34
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quit sitting still because i have Parkinson's disease
 
#735286 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:40:58
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#735287 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:42:02
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#735288 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:53:53
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quit mailing beer because I have federal verbal warnings and fines to pay disease
 
#735290 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 10:08:11
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:53:53)
quit mailing beer because I have federal verbal warnings and fines to pay disease


 
#735291 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 10:13:34
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#735292 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 10:14:02
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#735301 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 10:42:35
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#735304 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 10:57:44
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Matt, where do you get all these funny pictures.
 
#735308 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:00:01
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 07:53:53)
quit mailing beer because I have federal verbal warnings and fines to pay disease


lol really? you got fined?
 
#735309 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:02:02
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:57:44)
Matt, where do you get all these funny pictures.


I think Mr. Tone deaf Mustaine telling anyone any musical advice in his monotone emo voice is cause for lols
 
#735310 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:05:34
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:00:01)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 07:53:53)
quit mailing beer because I have federal verbal warnings and fines to pay disease


lol really? you got fined?


It's "in the mail." When it arrives I'm going to treat it with the same respect fedex treated my box to Minnesota.
Luckily UPS doesn't seem to have a problem with my continued patronage.
 
#735312 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:35:42
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:05:34)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:00:01)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 07:53:53)
quit mailing beer because I have federal verbal warnings and fines to pay disease


lol really? you got fined?


It's "in the mail." When it arrives I'm going to treat it with the same respect fedex treated my box to Minnesota.
Luckily UPS doesn't seem to have a problem with my continued patronage.


fedex breaks box
fedex sends box back
fedex reports you?
federal fines inc?
really?
 
#735314 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:56:04
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:35:42)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:05:34)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:00:01)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 07:53:53)
quit mailing beer because I have federal verbal warnings and fines to pay disease


lol really? you got fined?


It's "in the mail." When it arrives I'm going to treat it with the same respect fedex treated my box to Minnesota.
Luckily UPS doesn't seem to have a problem with my continued patronage.


fedex breaks box
fedex sends box back
fedex reports you?
federal fines inc?
really?


oh the story gets better than that!

fedex breaks box within 10 miles of final destination
fedex acknowledges said package was illegal but refrained from destroying/reporting me in MN
fedex returns box back across the country despite my plee of delivery as-is
fedex reboxes damaged goods and returns back across the country
fedex breaks shipment for the second time when it arrives in PA
fedex of PA calls to inform me my box has been destroyed for a second and final time
fedex askes if I want them to discard the now sticky box of broken glass
fedex gives friendly speech on the cons of adult beverages being shipped in/out of the state of PA, offers me an opportunity to place a claim on the items lost and then confirms that my actions have been reported to the federal government since I may or may clearly be directly dealing with beverages clearly licensed for the state of Pennsylvania and I may be someone who sells alcohol to the underage
 
#735315 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 11:58:53
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Tl;dr - who wants to help me empty my beer cellar before Dan and SWAT shows up to confiscate?
 
#735316 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:00:51
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thanks for all the free illegal underage beers brah
 
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#735327 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:46:57
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 09:58:53)
Tl;dr - who wants to help me empty my beer cellar before Dan and SWAT shows up to confiscate?


send me some via dhl bro
 
#735348 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 14:41:03
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:58:53)
Tl;dr - who wants to help me empty my beer cellar before Dan and SWAT shows up to confiscate?


I will be by tomorrow to "confiscate" this property.
 
#735350 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 14:46:14
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 15:41:03)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:58:53)
Tl;dr - who wants to help me empty my beer cellar before Dan and SWAT shows up to confiscate?


I will be by tomorrow to "confiscate" this property.


Fuck you, it's already gone. That guy who drinks a lot of keystone ice helped me with my inventory problem.
 
#735351 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 14:50:08
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 15:41:03)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 12:58:53)
Tl;dr - who wants to help me empty my beer cellar before Dan and SWAT shows up to confiscate?


I will be by tomorrow to "confiscate" this property.


Fuck you, it's already gone. That guy who drinks a lot of keystone ice helped me with my inventory problem.


FUCK YOU DUDE ITS LABATT
 
#735376 | Fri - Jul 23 2010 - 17:16:39
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itt you can have fun without being drunk
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