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#737722 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 07:23:21
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a family of magpies wakes me up almost every morning with horrible yelling
this problem would be easily solved if i lived in less law abiding country or in states where you can use fire arms on your back yard
here its even forbidden to use slingshot or soft air gun within city limits
 
#737723 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 07:23:34
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fml :(
 
#737724 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 07:32:06
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drug their food
 
#737728 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 07:36:32
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#737731 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 07:56:51
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wtf is a magpie
 
#737734 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:00:28
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magpies are good at finding jewelry
 
#737735 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:01:35
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this birds sometimes can imitate sounds of other animals or even mechanical sounds; i've heard once magpie that tried to sounds like a chainsaw and it was quite close to original sound only clearly that loud
 
#737740 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:06:25
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this birds sometimes can imitate sounds of other animals or even mechanical sounds; i've heard once magpie that tried to sounds like a chainsaw and it was quite close to original sound only clearly that loud


why are black people afraid of magpies that imitate chainsaws?

runnn nigga nigga nigga nigga.....runnn nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
 
#737741 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:08:01
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this birds sometimes can imitate sounds of other animals or even mechanical sounds; i've heard once magpie that tried to sounds like a chainsaw and it was quite close to original sound only clearly that loud


ohhhhhhhhhhh
 
#737745 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:22:26
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get a bird feeder and a blow torch
 
#737748 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:24:06
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:00:28)
magpies are good at finding jewelry


 
#737753 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:25:30
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poison the water/food supply
 
#737754 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:25:44
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get a bird feeder and a blow torch


get a bird feeder and a blow torch
 
#737756 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 08:26:53
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get a bird feeder and a blow torch


get a bird feeder and a blow torch


have you ever seen a bird fly around on fire and crash to blazing death?

me either so poop video PLIZ
 
#737775 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40
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ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.
 
#737778 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:26:44
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ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


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#737782 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:36:07
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ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


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i guess this would be black metal but if they can burn churches i'm sure a couple magpies won't be a problem
 
#737784 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:53:44
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Quote (Norse @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:36:07)
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ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


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i guess this would be black metal but if they can burn churches i'm sure a couple magpies won't be a problem


That's Norway, clearly Sweden.
 
#737819 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:01
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i guess this would be black metal but if they can burn churches i'm sure a couple magpies won't be a problem


That's Norway, clearly Sweden.


 
#737820 | Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49
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swedish
 
#737926 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 15:45:43
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ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


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i guess this would be black metal but if they can burn churches i'm sure a couple magpies won't be a problem


That's Norway, clearly Sweden.


eg norge i sverige er samme
 
#737933 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 16:40:34
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ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


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i guess this would be black metal but if they can burn churches i'm sure a couple magpies won't be a problem


That's Norway, clearly Sweden.


eg norge i sverige er samme


yep, mer eller mindre

difference in languages is so small its like between english and american dialects
 
#737934 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 16:47:49
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can i get a magpie update
 
#737937 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 16:56:04
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Quote (Norse @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:47:49)
can i get a magpie update


lol they woke me up again at 9.30 am, googled today for some rat poison, found one for 7$ colorless and tasteless
seriously considering buying it
 
#737963 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 19:41:54
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can i get a magpie update


lol they woke me up again at 9.30 am, googled today for some rat poison, found one for 7$ colorless and tasteless
seriously considering buying it


dont get a tasteless one, get one that tastes like delicious bird seed
 
#737969 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 20:17:37
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9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.
 
#737975 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 21:03:09
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 21:17:37)
9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.


 
#737976 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 21:04:58
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#737977 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 21:11:03
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hahahaha

sorry for your loss
 
#737978 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 21:12:02
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#737987 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:17:56
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40)
ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49)
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opeth.jpg

swedish


Opeth are clearly local, they are from the Stockholm area, while Vlad is in Goteborg, which is over 200 miles from Stockholm (more if driving), and Goteborg, or "Gothenburg" to us Americans, has long been known as the center for the development and popularity of melodic death metal genre leaders At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and many more.
 
#737990 | Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:30:08
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#738020 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 03:49:46
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 02:17:37)
9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.


i work mostly second shit from about 5:30 pm and obviously i go to sleep late, so getting up at 9-10 am feels brutal :donno:
 
#738028 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:13:20
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 04:49:46)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 02:17:37)
9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.


i work mostly second shit from about 5:30 pm and obviously i go to sleep late, so getting up at 9-10 am feels brutal :donno:


Earplugs?
 
#738029 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:21:42
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9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.


i work mostly second shit from about 5:30 pm and obviously i go to sleep late, so getting up at 9-10 am feels brutal :donno:


Earplugs?


then who wins? besides i did really tried them once when i lived in other apartment; having them in ears annoys me even more
 
#738030 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:22:54
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sigh ... it looks like there is no choice but full war or just get used to idea to get up earlier :(
 
#738031 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:28:55
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:17:56)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40)
ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49)
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opeth.jpg

swedish


Opeth are clearly local, they are from the Stockholm area, while Vlad is in Goteborg, which is over 200 miles from Stockholm (more if driving), and Goteborg, or "Gothenburg" to us Americans, has long been known as the center for the development and popularity of melodic death metal genre leaders At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and many more.


oh okay, ive heard of those bands. just never heard of goat-burgh
 
#738032 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:31:23
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 13:28:55)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:17:56)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40)
ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49)
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opeth.jpg

swedish


Opeth are clearly local, they are from the Stockholm area, while Vlad is in Goteborg, which is over 200 miles from Stockholm (more if driving), and Goteborg, or "Gothenburg" to us Americans, has long been known as the center for the development and popularity of melodic death metal genre leaders At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and many more.


oh okay, ive heard of those bands. just never heard of goat-burgh


bad troll
 
#738033 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:45:45
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:31:23)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 13:28:55)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:17:56)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40)
ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49)
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opeth.jpg

swedish


Opeth are clearly local, they are from the Stockholm area, while Vlad is in Goteborg, which is over 200 miles from Stockholm (more if driving), and Goteborg, or "Gothenburg" to us Americans, has long been known as the center for the development and popularity of melodic death metal genre leaders At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and many more.


oh okay, ive heard of those bands. just never heard of goat-burgh


bad troll


its 8:45 here, gimme a break i havent had my coffee yet

8:45 isnt early tho
 
#738054 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 10:15:14
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:45:45)
Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 07:31:23)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 13:28:55)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:17:56)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40)
ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49)
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opeth.jpg

swedish


Opeth are clearly local, they are from the Stockholm area, while Vlad is in Goteborg, which is over 200 miles from Stockholm (more if driving), and Goteborg, or "Gothenburg" to us Americans, has long been known as the center for the development and popularity of melodic death metal genre leaders At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and many more.


oh okay, ive heard of those bands. just never heard of goat-burgh


bad troll


its 8:45 here, gimme a break i havent had my coffee yet

8:45 isnt early tho


I thought your far superior computer trolled for you so you didn't have to try.
 
#738063 | Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 11:29:27
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 10:15:14)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 13:28:55)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - Aug 3 2010 - 22:17:56)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 09:24:40)
ask your local Swedish death metal band for help.


Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Aug 2 2010 - 14:22:49)
http://www.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/opeth.jpg

swedish


Opeth are clearly local, they are from the Stockholm area, while Vlad is in Goteborg, which is over 200 miles from Stockholm (more if driving), and Goteborg, or "Gothenburg" to us Americans, has long been known as the center for the development and popularity of melodic death metal genre leaders At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and many more.


oh okay, ive heard of those bands. just never heard of goat-burgh


bad troll


its 8:45 here, gimme a break i havent had my coffee yet

8:45 isnt early tho


I thought your far superior computer trolled for you so you didn't have to try.


i get it, cuz mac
 
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Sorry to hear that you are having problems with your bird
 
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 08:21:42)
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9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.


i work mostly second shit from about 5:30 pm and obviously i go to sleep late, so getting up at 9-10 am feels brutal :donno:


Earplugs?


then who wins? besides i did really tried them once when i lived in other apartment; having them in ears annoys me even more


Sleeping pills?
 
#738144 | Thu - Aug 5 2010 - 06:57:29
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Aug 5 2010 - 04:05:03)
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Aug 4 2010 - 02:17:37)
9:30 am and you're whining?

What a bitch.


i work mostly second shit from about 5:30 pm and obviously i go to sleep late, so getting up at 9-10 am feels brutal :donno:


Earplugs?


then who wins? besides i did really tried them once when i lived in other apartment; having them in ears annoys me even more


Sleeping pills?


i'm trying to stay drug free, at least until my 50's

no, seriously
 
#738254 | Thu - Aug 5 2010 - 22:13:02
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Wait, you'll fuck 15 year olds, but clearly take pills to help you sleep?
 
#738308 | Fri - Aug 6 2010 - 10:14:37
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Aug 5 2010 - 22:13:02)
Wait, you'll fuck 15 year olds, but clearly take pills to help you sleep?


both of those are legal in some places
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