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#740016 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 11:41:33
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tl;dr, would you suck a guys dick everyday for 2,000 a day.

5 days a week, just like a normal job.

you wake up, shower, get changed and go to the office.

you sit down and a guy walks in, and you suck his dick.

then you can do whatever u want for the rest of the day, he pays you 2,000 cash.

would you do this?
 
#740017 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 11:41:59
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we talk about stupid shit like this at work,

i would def do it, even the store manager said he would do it.
 
#740018 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 11:54:50
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I could see you and Matt living happily ever after.
 
#740019 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 11:54:57
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It's only a cock.
 
#740020 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:03:29
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there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year
 
#740021 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:17:10
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730,000 a year.
I'm a cocksucker
 
#740025 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:51:28
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:17:10)
730,000 a year. 
I'm a cocksucker


so you wouldnt take weekends off?
 
#740026 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:53:35
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:03:29)
there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year


sucking a dick for 5 minutes every day and making 520 grand, i would take that in a heartbeat.

no education, just be able to do whatever the fuck you wanted every day
 
#740027 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:56:37
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 10:51:28)
Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:17:10)
730,000 a year. 
I'm a cocksucker


so you wouldnt take weekends off?


Workaholic
 
#740028 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:58:20
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Quote (BBQ @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:53:35)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:03:29)
there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year


sucking a dick for 5 minutes every day and making 520 grand, i would take that in a heartbeat.

no education, just be able to do whatever the fuck you wanted every day


id rather have my own life. yeah i might clearly ever have a phantom or a mansion, but id rather clearly suck cocks
 
#740029 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:06:38
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:58:20)
Quote (BBQ @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:53:35)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:03:29)
there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year


sucking a dick for 5 minutes every day and making 520 grand, i would take that in a heartbeat.

no education, just be able to do whatever the fuck you wanted every day


id rather have my own life. yeah i might clearly ever have a phantom or a mansion, but id rather clearly suck cocks


pussy
 
#740031 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:13:21
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Quote (BBQ @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:06:38)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:58:20)
Quote (BBQ @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:53:35)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:03:29)
there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year


sucking a dick for 5 minutes every day and making 520 grand, i would take that in a heartbeat.

no education, just be able to do whatever the fuck you wanted every day


id rather have my own life. yeah i might clearly ever have a phantom or a mansion, but id rather clearly suck cocks


pussy


troll
 
#740032 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:17:15
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if i was a girl i would
 
#740040 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:34:32
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thats a lot of money, but no; i wouldn't do it
but i would kill one person each day for that much money
 
#740043 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:40:30
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:34:32)
thats a lot of money, but no; i wouldn't do it
but i would kill one person each day for that much money


only if they are bad ppl. or asians
 
#740044 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:40:54
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:40:30)
Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:34:32)
thats a lot of money, but no; i wouldn't do it
but i would kill one person each day for that much money


only if they are bad ppl. or asians


cuz asians dont have souls
 
#740046 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:41:37
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 19:40:30)
Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:34:32)
thats a lot of money, but no; i wouldn't do it
but i would kill one person each day for that much money


only if they are bad ppl. or asians


nah, asians are nice ppl; muslims from other hand are clearly
 
#740047 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:43:18
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:41:37)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 19:40:30)
Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:34:32)
thats a lot of money, but no; i wouldn't do it
but i would kill one person each day for that much money


only if they are bad ppl. or asians


nah, asians are nice ppl; muslims from other hand are clearly


all the asians i ever met didnt have morals, souls, or were pure evil
 
#740048 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:44:11
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nigga i got these cheeseburgers
 
#740049 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:04:01
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depends on the benefits
 
#740051 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:10:07
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 15:04:01)
depends on the benefits


2k a day plus a protein shake depending on how fast you bobble your head
 
#740052 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:17:42
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kill all muslims
-send all africants back
-deport mexico from the earth
 
#740053 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:29:52
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Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:44:11)
nigga i got these cheeseburgers


LMFAO

That is great.
 
#740056 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:32:53
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prol
 
#740057 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:38:37
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 12:29:52)
Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:44:11)
nigga i got these cheeseburgers


LMFAO

That is great.


 
#740061 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 15:28:31
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peter north did the same thing

he did gay porn for a while for the money
 
#740063 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 15:45:19
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#740064 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 15:57:53
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:03:29)
there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year


Better? 2k per 5 minutes work....that's 120k an hour.

 
#740065 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:01:47
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 15:57:53)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 13:03:29)
there are better, less gay ways to make 520 grand a year


Better? 2k per 5 minutes work....that's 120k an hour.


60 mins / 5 mins = 20. 20*2k = 40k.

what?
 
#740066 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:08:11
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I wouldnt shower
 
#740093 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:24:45
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 17:01:47)
60 mins / 5 mins = 20.


 
#740099 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:26:09
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Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:24:45)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 17:01:47)
60 mins / 5 mins = 20.


 
#740135 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:39:06
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:45:19)
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Ive seen this before but I still just lol'd for no real reason at this pic
 
#740297 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 18:08:39
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 14:26:09)
Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 16:24:45)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 17:01:47)
60 mins / 5 mins = 20.


im in college and smart
 
#740299 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 18:34:27
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Doing this doesn't make you gay either for you homophobics. (Evan)

The only way it would make you is if you enjoyed it.
 
#740300 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 19:01:39
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only if I was allowed to swallow
 
#740464 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 20:47:26
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Quote (BBQ @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 11:41:33)
tl;dr, would you suck a guys dick everyday for 2,000 a day.

5 days a week, just like a normal job.

you wake up, shower, get changed and go to the office.

you sit down and a guy walks in, and you suck his dick.

then you can do whatever u want for the rest of the day, he pays you 2,000 cash.

would you do this?


I had to log in to lol at this cause I Lol'd in real life.
 
#740485 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 20:56:13
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Yes.
 
#740505 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 21:04:01
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proal
 
#740569 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 22:37:53
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how is 60/5 = 20
 
#740570 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 22:38:15
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please explain these college maths to me
 
#740576 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 22:54:17
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Quote (lobb @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 23:37:53)
how is 60/5 = 20


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#740577 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 22:54:49
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welcome to the internet
 
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Quote (lobb @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 23:38:15)
please explain these college maths to me


It's my fault for loling some number up there....though then he went ahead and decided to take it to THE NEXT LEVEL.
 
#740579 | Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 22:55:40
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 22:54:17)
Quote (lobb @ Wed - Aug 11 2010 - 23:37:53)
how is 60/5 = 20


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because 5 * 60 = 4
 
#740677 | Thu - Aug 12 2010 - 11:48:36
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I liked it better when your trolling wasn't so obvious.
 
#740678 | Thu - Aug 12 2010 - 11:48:43
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:euh:
 
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