People who use the "disabled person's button" to open a door should be electrocuted. Yeah I said it clearly shocked, electrocuted. Just because the fucking button is there doesn't mean you should use it. It is there for a fucking reason and that reason isn't to make your already simple fucking life easier and more lazy. You have working arms and legs, use them.

Today a person in a wheelchair was stuck in the bathroom because of assholes who play jedi night boxer and kicking commando with the door opener. It's like everytime someone is in the bathroom they have to play karate kid and stand on one leg and whooping crane kickstomp the shit out of the button harder than whoever did before them. They continue with this shit until it's broken...and then do it more. After the disabled person was let out of the bathroom another dicksmack who is guilt of previously described button slaughter pushed the fucking button roughly 30 times before giving up, making a hissy disgusted sigh and opened it with his hand like a normal person.

I've had enough of it. The ratio of assholes to disabled is high enough to justify my action. Every day I will either rub my balls all over the button or whipe my ass and smear some on the button. To the innocent who fall victim, I apologize but you should have checked DC for the warning.

and first

i use the handicapped button to open the door to the bank because i cant be fucked to swipe my card in just to open the door

Cool story bro

my hands dont need to get dirty

kick them when they do it

"but it's an inanimate object"

"you will be too when I'm done with you"

is that how you libertarians roll?

who cares, they are genetically inferior anyway and probably dont have a science degree

i do this some times

Is there a reason you are in the bathroom so freaking much that you have intimate knowledge about who kicks the button and with how much intensity? I appreciate your concern for the wheelchair-bound.

but copy pasta is old

That's how I roll, at any rate.

in a wheel chair? haha, fucking cripple. nice button, faggot.

there was no copy/paste, go play with chemicals and pretend you will have a 6 digit salary in this economy upon graduation






ill kill you if you do

its the only place i can sleep without having myself look like a fucking tool... many times throughout the day i fall asleep because I am bored and when I fall asleep infront of the pc and it goes to a screen saver it makes me look like that guy

which i guess i partially the reason why i am pissed about this.. because kicking the door open button is usually loud and wakes me up

lol prolly clearly 6 digit starting... maybe 5 years in. esp if i get my mba

this is implying you will be good at what you do in a real world setting

if i have 1 mol of a chemical and i drop the beaker i still don't give a fuck

nobody is saying i ever have to enter the real world
i can poopdoc after i get my phd which pays like 50
then i can apply for entry level tenure-track positions at universities which pay well

You have the worst reading comprehension skills of any regular on this site.

This post has been edited by sardoniclysane on Wed - Aug 18 2010 - 21:16:44

lol'd @ both

you're a dumb cunt that isn't a regular. you're also a cripple.

you scam

lol

i bet you'd suck cripple dick. in fact i know you would. i also hate you.

Yeah, fuck them guys. I need that button for my deaf ass to get through the door.

Considering I'm here on a regular basis, I am a regular.

Considering I'm a male, I'm clearly a cunt.

Considering my own intellectual prowess, the idea of you calling me "dumb" is lol-worthy.

Also, your fat, pathetic ass is calling ME a cripple? Oh, the irony.

Stick to doing things you're good at, like scamming and then pooping a singular picture that everyone on the site has blocked.

Or, ya know, QTI again in a fit of depression because you back shit teams that everyone else knows are going to lose.

LOL

None of those points are valid, and you're still a mega-cunt.

being deaf isn't a real handicap, stop kidding yourself

Please don't get trolled like that.

you're an idiot.

This shit is so serious man.

itt: sardon thinks he's a DC m8

care/10 what your terrible opinion on anything is.

You're utterly worthless, and everyone here knows it.

God bless the ability to block images.

toiletS BAD, NN PG 2