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Desolate Carnage Scandal Sheet, 2010 edition mk.1
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#743188 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:21:55
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Major/forum changes

-Scandal sheet discontinued.

-Phil's ass ends up on the front page for a while courtesy of yours truly.

-Entertainment 2009 forum added, renamed to Entertainment 2009 2010.

-Application Forum added, replaced by Burger King.

-:joe: is a moderator again

-Lotto reintroduced for April Fools' Day

-User groups antiquated as users are now either members or guests.

-:nct: :k: :drtunk:

-Beer megatoilet: http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=30689&f=10

-Scandal sheet re-introduced, may overlap slightly with some found here: http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?act=Sea...a8b6430f96327c7

New members

Bill (BBQ) showed us what "desolate carnage" really means by getting so drunk that he can't find the internet on most days and taking up a violent sport.

Matt (M_A_T_T) went to Burger King and found himself redirected to the application forum.


Current events

-A bunch of stuff that happened since the last scandal sheet, but is no longer current.

-Dale forwards us chain emails about our Kenyan Muslim terrorist overlord.

-Gary visits Sgull, starts drinking beer.

-A bunch of people are still playing RuneScape even though everyone I know quits every week.

-Steeks is locked for scamming, forum bank still at large for scamming on a much larger scale.

-Bill found his way out of a year-round drunken haze and cloud of weed smoke to ask us a question about sucking dicks for money.

-Chins starts drinking, becomes alcoholic, searches for wife to be abusive of whilst drunk.


Missing persons report: Lost in space and WoW

-Ceci is long gone. RIP Cecelia Gull.

-Corgan is also long gone.

-~Korea~ is even longer gone and is probably playing SC2 now.

-axeman and routy87 probably forgot that the internet existed.

-Jeight hasn't logged on here in a year, but is still pretty easy to contact and is certainly clearly dead.

-HaLaS hit rock bottom on the gradual decline of clearly using the internet due to having a kid.

-Animage went for a very, very long bike ride then came home and probably doesn't have internet.

-Stingercomp hasn't been online to participate in WoW drama with Nick.

-Ozzy stopped by to say hi, but mostly remains logged on to D2, where his clock reset to 2003 before DC existed.

-Morbid. pooped a Facebook status update but may have forgotten how to type without emoticons ^_^

-The original Steve the large hasn't logged on in 2 months, and Spencer sees his face everywhere he goes.


stupid toilets for 2010

With such confusions, it make :joe: wanna scream*

Nick has only to power to push others away

*If you didn't get it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P4A1K4lXDo


Nick is for a kid
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-Real life imitates e-life for Nick, as he becomes a drama queen IRL.

-clearly only does he have a chip on his shoulder, he also has buttons.

-Nick quits the internet without a damn button, then comes back and asks nicely for someone to make a fucking scandal sheet:

Quote (MoS. @ Sun - Aug 22 2010 - 22:57:36)
I need someone to start updating news in a sticky toilet so that I don't have to log in or read 35 terrible topics to see what is going on each week.

Your friend,
Nick


-There are ~35 terrible topics every week and Nick is upset that it has been about two weeks since a topic was made about him.

-Nick is (still) your friend.

 
#743190 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:23:24
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first :shootin:
 
#743191 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:27:25
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Decent effort
 
#743192 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:29:42
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yep, thats sums all events

great work steve
 
#743193 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:31:13
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#743201 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 14:05:15
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I could contact Ceci
 
#743206 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 14:44:23
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#743209 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:00:42
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 12:05:15)
I could contact Ceci


PLIZ do
 
#743213 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:08:41
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 14:27:25)
Decent effort


 
#743215 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:10:58
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-Chins starts drinking, becomes alcoholic, searches for wife to be abusive of whilst drunk.

Same
 
#743216 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:14:56
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:10:58)
-Chins starts drinking, becomes alcoholic, searches for wife to be abusive of whilst drunk.

Same


if you find her lmk, id like to kick her around too
 
#743217 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:18:03
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 16:14:56)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:10:58)
-Chins starts drinking, becomes alcoholic, searches for wife to be abusive of whilst drunk.

Same


if you find her lmk, id like to kick her around too


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#743220 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:25:10
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lol shoulder buttons

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#743222 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:27:15
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:25:10)
lol shoulder buttons

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with floral print!
 
#743224 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:34:04
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:14:56)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 13:10:58)
-Chins starts drinking, becomes alcoholic, searches for wife to be abusive of whilst drunk.

Same


if you find her lmk, id like to kick her around too


np m8 we can take turns.
 
#743229 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 15:47:44
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nice
 
#743239 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 17:38:20
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I approve of this toilet.

Gull is still a fag though.
 
#743244 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 17:43:44
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a good effort
 
#743278 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 20:04:08
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 17:38:20)
I approve of this toilet.

Gull is still a fag though.


 
#743285 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 20:34:50
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Is nick turning to islam
 
#743288 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:04:16
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Quote (DCC @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 20:34:50)
Is nick turning to islam


LOL
 
#743298 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:35:32
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Quote (DCC @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 20:34:50)
Is nick turning to islam


LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
 
#743300 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:37:23
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Also, why isn't the fact that Joe consoles rape victims whilst they're being raped news-worthy?
 
#743301 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37
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pooping in a sticky :omg:
 
#743302 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:39:35
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 19:37:23)
Also, why isn't the fact that Joe consoles rape victims whilst they're being raped news-worthy?


i liked her too
 
#743305 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:43:57
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Quote (___ @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37)
pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#743306 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:45:39
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I never poop in sticky toilets.
 
#743307 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:48:20
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 22:39:35)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 19:37:23)
Also, why isn't the fact that Joe consoles rape victims whilst they're being raped news-worthy?


i liked her too



I liked her.

2 x
 
#743311 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 22:34:45
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:43:57)
Quote (___ @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37)
pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#743315 | Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:25:41
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#743343 | Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 08:33:38
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:34:45)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:43:57)
Quote (___ @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37)
pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#743363 | Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 12:30:03
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Quote (Du$tin @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 08:33:38)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:34:45)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:43:57)
Quote (___ @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37)
pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#743757 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 16:03:29
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wait my ass was on frontpage?
 
#743758 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 16:06:33
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 17:03:29)
wait my ass was on frontpage?


yep
 
#743760 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 16:52:38
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#743774 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 19:48:20
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 13:30:03)
Quote (Du$tin @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 08:33:38)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:34:45)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:43:57)
Quote (___ @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37)
pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#743804 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 23:19:45
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 19:48:20)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 13:30:03)
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:34:45)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:43:57)
Quote (___ @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 21:38:37)
pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#744245 | Sun - Aug 29 2010 - 10:09:34
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Fri - Aug 27 2010 - 00:19:45)
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Quote (Du$tin @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 08:33:38)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:34:45)
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pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#744599 | Mon - Aug 30 2010 - 19:41:38
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vn
 
#744600 | Mon - Aug 30 2010 - 19:44:13
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on an unrelated note
 
#744605 | Mon - Aug 30 2010 - 21:33:11
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Aug 29 2010 - 10:09:34)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Fri - Aug 27 2010 - 00:19:45)
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 13:30:03)
Quote (Du$tin @ Wed - Aug 25 2010 - 08:33:38)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Tue - Aug 24 2010 - 23:34:45)
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pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#747507 | Tue - Sep 7 2010 - 21:58:18
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stickying in a poop
 
#750593 | Wed - Sep 15 2010 - 15:09:40
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pooping in a sard.
 
#750595 | Wed - Sep 15 2010 - 15:11:52
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Quote (seth @ Wed - Sep 15 2010 - 21:09:40)
pooping in a sard.


ISO pix of that :o
 
#752508 | Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 13:11:40
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needs to be updated with relevant nick info
 
#752509 | Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 13:11:59
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This poop has been edited by Du$tin on Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 14:11:13
 
#752511 | Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 13:12:43
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bacon resurfaces
 
#752512 | Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 13:14:39
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Quote (Norse @ Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 14:12:43)
bacon resurfaces


Oh wow thanks for the update Tek
 
#752514 | Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 13:15:59
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Aug 29 2010 - 10:09:34)
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pooping in a sticky :omg:


 
#752515 | Tue - Sep 21 2010 - 13:16:20
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