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The City Of Towers, Tower fucking City
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#743554 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 07:42:33
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The city that has no news appears in the news 3 times ths week. This is an all time record.

1. Man charged with masturbation in public. Apparently he took the park and ride jokes a little too seriously. He was caught wanking in a park and ride along side a school.
2. Wife's distant relative who is a fucking idiot was arrested for vehicular manslaughter while driving drunk. (head on collision on 81 driving the wrong way on the interstate, smashed into a 44 year old man and killed him instantly)
3. Came home from work yesterday to 3 blocks being blocked off down the street from me. Neighbors said I should pack up my beer and get ready for an evacuation. They said it was a meth lab bust and they found pipe bombs and other explosives. Fast forward to today, it was a fax machine clearly a bomb.

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#743555 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 08:02:41
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lol the meth lab had a fax?
 
#743556 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 08:09:40
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#743557 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 08:17:54
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same
 
#743568 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 09:09:11
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the two towers
 
#743578 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 09:40:28
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 08:09:40)
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Made me laugh.
 
#743629 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 10:01:51
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 14:02:41)
lol the meth lab had a fax?


serious business
 
#743659 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 10:10:34
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lol tower city
tower city lol
 
#743669 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 10:28:09
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THA GUY FROM TOWER CITAYYYYYY
 
#743733 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 12:03:31
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#743755 | Thu - Aug 26 2010 - 15:46:58
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LOL
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