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#746413 | Fri - Sep 3 2010 - 23:25:34
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The State of Florida mailed what I thought was going to be a certified copy of my birth certificate today, but it was a letter to let me know that they couldn't find my records in all 67 counties in Florida.

My cousin got tickets to the Eminem and Jay Z concert in Detroit tonight, he sent pictures from his phone to my cousin to gloat, D12 showed up.

Cool story bro.
 
#746414 | Fri - Sep 3 2010 - 23:31:10
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I thought Neo pooped this.
 
#746416 | Fri - Sep 3 2010 - 23:35:15
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nobody even knows who the fuck D12 is

W.C. Champ out
 
#746420 | Fri - Sep 3 2010 - 23:42:26
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I need to be up in < 5 hours for work but I'm too raged to go to bed right now. Beers don't have enough alcohol to help.

#1 Life out
 
#746421 | Fri - Sep 3 2010 - 23:50:04
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I approve of this title.
 
#746427 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 00:03:29
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you were never born
 
#746428 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 00:08:45
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Quote (Jp. @ Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 00:03:29)
you were never born


But I do have a Social Security Card.

I guess that I'm an illegal.
 
#746437 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 00:45:54
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got all of my college paperwork sorted out for sure today

definitelyattendingcollegein19days
 
#746442 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 01:54:11
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Eminem and Jay Z? what is this, '99?

CUZ IM A RENEGADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


fuck you, you glorified carnie. i hope the fucking ferris wheel dehinges and wheels directly over your awful torso.
 
#746447 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 02:12:34
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coulda got tickets for 200 bucks a pop in the vip section

wasnt my type of music though so my dad sold em
 
#746497 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 08:19:17
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 00:12:34)
coulda got tickets for 200 bucks a pop in the vip section

wasnt my type of music though so my dad sold em


slayer 4 lyf3 bro
 
#746504 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 09:13:04
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 08:19:17)


slayer 4 lyf3 bro


This post has been edited by nerobellum on Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 09:13:13
 
#746514 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 10:40:32
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Quote (nerobellum @ Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 09:13:04)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 08:19:17)


slayer 4 lyf3 bro


fail
 
#746515 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 10:43:29
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 00:35:15)
nobody even knows who the fuck D12 is

W.C. Champ out


D10 these days :(
 
#746516 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 10:43:30
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Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Sep 3 2010 - 23:25:34)
The State of Florida mailed what I thought was going to be a certified copy of my birth certificate today, but it was a letter to let me know that they couldn't find my records in all 67 counties in Florida.

My cousin got tickets to the Eminem and Jay Z concert in Detroit tonight, he sent pictures from his phone to my cousin to gloat, D12 showed up.

Cool story bro.


i hope they confuse you with an illegal and send you to mexico
 
#746568 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 13:55:14
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Do Mexican prisons have rape? Let us know when you get there Nick.
 
#746577 | Sat - Sep 4 2010 - 14:22:38
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this isn't what i had in mind
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