gn8 neck beard

What's with the hat? I thought you were from the part of Florida that isn't Alabama.

My aunt wanted to get a picture of me that was 100% unadaulterated redneck. Some type of rifle or shotgun, moonshine, camo hat, had a cigarette in my mouth for another, etc.

The location is on Norris Lake at Sharps Chapel, family has a property there. My 11 year old cousin decided to tell my Jehova Witness father/family about what goes on out (guns, moonshine, "anything you want", as if he knows what he's talking about) when they were down while my aunt was in the hospital, so it's sort of an inside joke now about "Being at the Chapel".

That is most certainly adultered. If you were 100% redneck, you would be shaved below the hat-line and have long hair above it. The Corona would probably be replaced by six Bud Lights.

Where do you get the moonshine, is it legit moonshine?

I should add that this picture is significantly more awesome than shoulder buttons and neckbeard.

is that frost on a jar?

Do you like the Movie Shrek?

That particular moonshine is bullshit. There was another "apple" moonshine there that could be drunk as easily as apple juice, but I only had a sip of it. It was amazing.

We do have legitimate pure moonshine at the house here though. I was shown how to properly tell if your moonshine is of high quality or clearly by the color of the flame it burns. Ours in the house is pure blue. Orange is decent and green is poopy.



Thank you, I never realized how awesome it is to hold a gun. I'm still waiting to be taken out and shown how to use weapons.



Yes.



It is just "movie", clearly "Movie", and yes.

You're still the man dude.

I know, I don't need autistic weight lifting internet thieves to validate my awesomeness though, but it still strokes my ego.

I laffed.

blue with no tint of orange yellow is indeed awesome, orange yellow i do clearly buy, never seen green so donno

find some strawberry/raspberry/blueberry shine if you can its awesome.
oh if you can drink any "moonshine" as easily as apple juice then you are just drinking $4.99 a jug apple cider.

oh and are you srsly just chillin outside a winnebago?

0 to redneck in 2.2 weeks?

purchase 6.5 gallon "better bottle" (polycarbonate brewing tank)
find a local cider mill, ask them to fill it fresh with unpasteurized cider (they usually fill it out of the hose going into the machine that does this) - tell them you need five gallons, you will either get five gallons, or you will get 6.5 gallons and you get to drink some
purchase (up to) 5 pounds of raw sugar, whatever the least refined type you can get is
boil a gallon of cider in a pot, add sugar, stir/dissolve, cool down
add champagne yeast to a cup of warm (clearly hot) cider
pour the two things above into the better bottle, add rubber stopper with airlock, leave for as long as you want.

once this is done fermenting, you can do a few things

filter it and drink it at natural strength
distill it (boil/coil method) - this is illegal in the US without a license
filter it, freeze it so the water freezes, mash it up and put it through a mesh strainer (pasta strainers work), repeat if desired - this is probably illegal

It's the camper at the lake.

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