how you doing bro?

putting my time in at the office
food
poop
patiently wait till 4:00
leave work
try new imperial ipa that was just released at local brewpub
drive home
wash truck
clean out car
put wife's car back together
harvest hops
review a beer or two
pick out a few beers to share with guests tomorrow evening
log on vent
log off vent approximately 4 minutes later
sex
gn8


am I doing this right?

swallow your own cock

i like the part where you have sex for 4 minutes whilst on vent

Also, can you please help me in forming a list of beers that I have sent you? I don't want to send beers you have already had unless you want me to. (I intend to send another package Monday since I have other boxes that need dropped off with fedex.)

buddy if I could I wouldn't be married

i intent to send out shit also. i should really spend the 15 minutes it will take to do it.

as for a list sure, ill try to put one together.

Also, gonna lay it out here so I don't forget. There is going to be a non-beer related item included in this box so pliz pay attention while opening. No hints, it could be a used dildo, it could be a bomb, you will have to wait and see.

i wont ejaculate for a week in preparation

Updated for what has been completed

bomb or used dildo
these are in the same spectrum
spectrum of cool shit

Haven't you learned anything from our talks? I fucking told you to rub one out just before, it will help you last longer.

hey adam, can i get an update?

This post has been edited by xstakemx on Wed - Sep 8 2010 - 14:41:41

DD

might have to update/revise list based on how good this ipa is, might have to drink more than one and sacrifice washing the truck or putting the wife's car back together

a noble sacrifice

for an alcoholic

You should bold the task that you are currently working on

Currently eating supper and decided to say fuck it to what needs to be done and drink beer instead while harvesting hops and doing some bottling. The ipa at the brewpub was a fucking dud and a waste of a trip... horrible.

Edit: items in green have been put off for another time and clearly as important as originally considered.

This post has been edited by xstakemx on Wed - Sep 8 2010 - 17:02:28

This poop has been edited by xstakemx on Wed - Sep 8 2010 - 18:02:28

adam, i just wanted to tell you that im very proud of you. you have shown great progress in this toilet. you may clearly be a complete fucking useless douchebag after all.

I laffed.

best topic i've read in days

itt: we learn that you can teach an old nub dumb tricks

Updating an update 3 hours after previous update.

Items in red never happened.

I should log on vent one of these days

good to see you probably had a good day