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#748563 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:11:44
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wakey wakey at 5:30 a.m. (hebrew time clearly real world time) on a saturday after a night of drinking
 
#748564 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:12:24
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more upset about having to pee twice during the night than waking up early by natural alarm
 
#748565 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:15:21
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good coffee in the morning is equally arousing as having a striper take your pan­ties off
 
#748566 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:16:10
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forgets that a pile of dirty sockets does clearly equate to a toilet or urinal
 
#748567 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:19:20
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forgets that a pile of dirty sockets does clearly equate to a toilet or urinal


or a door or corner
 
#748568 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:21:14
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forgets that a pile of dirty sockets does clearly equate to a toilet or urinal


or a door or corner


toilet already starting to derail and no longer be about :joe:
 
#748569 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:21:30
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forgets that a pile of dirty sockets does clearly equate to a toilet or urinal


or a door or corner


toilet already starting to derail and no longer be about :joe:


then again, the lines were fuzzy to begin with
 
#748571 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:41:39
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on the bright side, i did clearly pee anywhere during the night
 
#748572 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:42:20
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i did, however, get a solid 6 hours of sleep and have already pooped, tied one off and gone for a walk this morning
bout to make breakfast and coffee
 
#748573 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:42:34
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hey, this is cool
i can have 2 agenda toilets today

ilu adam
 
#748574 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:42:45
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you really do care :wub:
 
#748575 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:44:53
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adam, im gonna go buy that stone/dfh/victory saison today, and ship things out monday
 
#748576 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:45:05
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actually, gonna ship everyone their stuff monday
 
#748577 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:46:46
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truth betold, i think i need one solid night of 9 hour sleep
i feel like i aint slept for weeks
 
#748578 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:46:57
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i think thats just how it goes
 
#748579 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:47:07
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the highs and the lows
 
#748580 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:51:47
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you really do care :wub:


 
#748581 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:52:28
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hey adam you got that thing we talked about right? you know the one, and i might of found that one thing you're looking for, you know what i mean right?
 
#748582 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:58:16
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hey adam you got that thing we talked about right? you know the one, and i might of found that one thing you're looking for, you know what i mean right?


this is why everyone knows that you 2 touch tips
 
#748583 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:58:42
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decided to get the coffee going first
 
#748584 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:00:40
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also, michigan is gonna fucking rape nd
:omg: :dance: :rog: :axeboutme:
 
#748585 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:07:37
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also, michigan is gonna fucking rape nd
:omg: :dance: :rog: :axeboutme:


i sure hope so
 
#748586 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:09:34
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also, michigan is gonna fucking rape nd
:omg: :dance: :rog: :axeboutme:


i sure hope so


So torn on this game. Can I just root for Meteor?

Also, pooping from my toilet. I love laptops.
 
#748591 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:15:06
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also, michigan is gonna fucking rape nd
:omg: :dance: :rog: :axeboutme:


i sure hope so


I actually hate Notre Dame more than Michigan. So I will be happy if they beat ND.

I just hate Michigan a lot one day out of the year. And just lol at them for the rest.
 
#748592 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:17:04
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you aint gonna be loling come 11/27
:axeboutme:
 
#748593 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:25:46
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 10:17:04)
you aint gonna be loling come 11/27
:axeboutme:


I like how you didn't add the year onto that. Good move, since it's clearly happening for quite a while.

Rich Rod will never beat OSU. And the more I watch LSU football, the more I'm convinced Les Miles winning dealt with getting lucky with Sabans players rather than anything he did.

Better hope LOLBAUGH is your next coach.

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#748594 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:26:50
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#748595 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:28:10
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#748596 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:35:21
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you aint gonna be loling come 11/27
:axeboutme:


I like how you didn't add the year onto that. Good move, since it's clearly happening for quite a while.

Rich Rod will never beat OSU. And the more I watch LSU football, the more I'm convinced Les Miles winning dealt with getting lucky with Sabans players rather than anything he did.

Better hope LOLBAUGH is your next coach.


i despise your very existence
 
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Quote (xstakemx @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 08:15:21)
good coffee in the morning is equally arousing as having a striper take your pan­ties off


striper
 
#748603 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:45:30
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breakfast complete
2 eggs, splash of milk, some diced ham, crushed pepper, omelettte
coffee
 
#748605 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:46:35
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 10:35:21)
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you aint gonna be loling come 11/27
:axeboutme:


I like how you didn't add the year onto that. Good move, since it's clearly happening for quite a while.

Rich Rod will never beat OSU. And the more I watch LSU football, the more I'm convinced Les Miles winning dealt with getting lucky with Sabans players rather than anything he did.

Better hope LOLBAUGH is your next coach.


i despise your very existence


Why must you deny our love?
 
#748606 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:46:49
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 10:45:30)
breakfast complete
2 eggs, splash of milk, some diced ham, crushed pepper, omelettte
coffee


No cheese? WTF JOE
 
#748608 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:49:13
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breakfast complete
2 eggs, splash of milk, some diced ham, crushed pepper, omelettte
coffee


No cheese? WTF JOE


forgot to add i then put the omelette on a large tortilla, added some cheese and hotsauce
yummy
 
#748611 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:50:48
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breakfast complete
2 eggs, splash of milk, some diced ham, crushed pepper, omelettte
coffee


No cheese? WTF JOE


forgot to add i then put the omelette on a large tortilla, added some cheese and hotsauce
yummy


K.

Was going to have to call you a fucking Soviet if you didn't add cheese to dem shits.
 
#748644 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 11:56:58
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My natural alarm still allows me to sleep til 1 pm. And you guys are less than 10 years older than me.
fml
 
#748651 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 12:06:49
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 09:56:58)
My natural alarm still allows me to sleep til 1 pm. And you guys are less than 10 years older than me.
fml


you have about 5 years after you start working the same hours 5 days a week
 
#748654 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 12:11:13
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 06:41:39)
on the bright side, i did clearly pee anywhere during the night


i was just walking in my kitchen and i realized i have this huge hole in my sock. everywhere i stepped the floor was a little sticky. maybe thats where i peed last night.
 
#748658 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 12:12:50
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Joe why do you piss everywhere but the bathroom?
 
#748661 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 12:17:36
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old bladders
 
#748662 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 12:18:30
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 13:12:50)
Joe why do you piss everywhere but the bathroom?


 
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 10:12:50)
Joe why do you piss everywhere but the bathroom?


i only have 1 2 confirmed sleepwalk pisses during my life. but im certain that maybe 3 other times ive woken up with odd spots on the floor that were wet.
 
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Joe why do you piss everywhere but the bathroom?


i only have 1 2 confirmed sleepwalk pisses during my life. but im certain that maybe 3 other times ive woken up with odd spots on the floor that were wet.


get a dog
blame dog for wet spots
??
profit
 
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Joe why do you piss everywhere but the bathroom?


i only have 1 2 confirmed sleepwalk pisses during my life. but im certain that maybe 3 other times ive woken up with odd spots on the floor that were wet.


get a dog
blame dog for wet spots
??
profit


wisdom beyond your years
 
#748688 | Sat - Sep 11 2010 - 13:04:29
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i reserve the right
 
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i reserve the right


 
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