girlfriend blows up at me how we never do anything on the weekends. thats because we both work all week and all i wanna do on the weekend is maybe some shopping, dinner, or seeing a movie. i really dont wanna do a damn thing or drive 2 hours to a beach on my weekends

she is bored and feels like our weekends are wasted, and i dont wanna do anything or go anywhere- i just want to drink watch tv/sports and eat and enjoy clearly working.

so what are activity ideas so i can fulfill her desire to get out of the house

help me out DC

alternate weekends, hers and yours
do whatever the fuck she wants on her weekend
on your weekend walk around in your underwear all day and drink beer

but really, alternate weekends, or at least every other weekend or once a month plan a weekend outing. its usually nice once you get to where you are going. and while it makes the week seem like its there faster its still nice to go do that stuff.

ive tried this, she gets upset that she always comes up with ideas when we go out and i never come up with anything. she claims it makes her very uncomfortable that if we do anything its always her idea.

so i need to come up with something

so what weekend outings are good? i dont really want to go to the beach

rent a cottage by the beach for a weekend, go for a hike in the woods, idk i dont know you or her,
go to different restaurants etc

Spend the weekend at a bed and breakfast or a cabin. Do some hiking and or exploring during the day, and at night get romantic. Like candles, wine, the whole 9 yards. Even give that bitch a massage.

Seriously, you do stuff like that and you'll wind up having one of the best fucks of your life....and she'll brag to all her friends how awesome you are, which in turn will make a lot of bitches angry and jealous. It's like getting a free pass to make women feel like shit, plus you get laid in the process.

Broseph is wise for liking terrible teams.

hey, i like the ducks too

convince here that blowjobs in different spots around the house is an adventure

Quid pro quo. Do the same unto her and all that.

Or is this site full of pussies that are afraid of the v-box?

Give her a gun and tell her to go downtown and clean the world of poverty.

i think id just stare, blankly

ive done this in multiple situations, and the results speak for themself

themself, ohhhh

BLAH BLAH BLAH PUT IT IN HER BUTT

ahahahahaha

drop her off in the hood

im probably more selfish than any girl thinks she is

OBVIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BEACH MORON

purchase penis pump
pump penis
???
she wont want to leave the house

the important thing to understand is you dont need to be doing what you want, you are doing what she wants because when you sit at home and do nothing that constitutes what you want

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sounds expensive

lol

if you spend a couple hundred on a big weekend then you can claim the "we need to save" for like 3 weeks++

might i suggest the carnival and/or state fair

travel down to WV and just people watch

relaxing + entertaining

get a job where youre off during the week

i like girls

Your soul better belong to Jesus, cause your ass belongs to me.

She already has someone more interesting lined up (probably me), you are going to be dumped soon.

p sure you fear the pussy.

I'm a search & rescue dog, you're just a lap dog.

Exactly...

You wander around aimlessly, and wind up rescuing some stupid fucker that fell down a well.

I go out, find some bitches lap to come jump into and ravage, and then I'm out.

Your analogy was perfect.

Says the married man.

Your point being?

Hunters don't suddenly become gatherers.

depends on what you are gathering

out of all the toilets here, i never thought this one was going to be serious when i opened it