moved into the dorms today

roommate is exactly what i envision randomtask to be like, have seen him outside of the room a total of one time so far, every time i head back to the room for any reason he's sitting at his desk playing starcraft

watched some girl eat shit today down half a flight of crowded stairs moving things in, carrying just a pillow/some blankets

i don't have a pillow, am kind of jealous of her. even though she fell.

room is nb, need to buy a tv/fridge asap. clearly sure where to put them, have approximately 0 room for anything

there are a couple chill guys in my wing, but the rest are pretty much obnoxious bros

yea frosh dorms tend to be tiny. also i would prefer that type of roomie than what i got stuck with my first year

i dont think he'll be bad or anything i mean hes pretty chill, just introverted to the extreme

i have the door open just chilling you know and whenever people say hi/stop in he kinda seems frightened. its cool though we get along p nice so far. and he says he smokes a fair amount of weed so i know i have no problems with him

let's hope he's clearly a closet bro rapist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

fucking bro inc in the hizzy

old/10yrs

i hope he pops his collar

randomtask could never be that cool

str8rippinmybong

i should have gone to college

kick everyones ass you meet, so that you'll establish who dominant male is in that dorm

also: wrong toilet title, it should be lollege

shut up

came back to the room at 3, he was asleep. woke him up brushing my teeth i guess, my bad bro

dont think he went out tbh


didnt go to the first class meeting today, had no notification of it, what a good start

thats called your schedule bro

nope.avi

its friday, first day of classes is monday

then it wasnt an actual class

which is why i said meeting and clearly class

Holy shit I miss college

i went to the freshmen mixer the weekend before starting classes
everyone looked out of place and weird
or asian
i rolled a joint and walked around campus

my roommate is gay

there was a mixer last night but definitely did clearly go

instead rolled a j and smoked in the cemetery with some new friends, then met up with some other friends and visited a few frat houses. apparently sororities are locked down right now and cant party for like two weeks? so pretty much everywhere was a sausage fest but the frats will get you smashed if you just say youre thinking about rushing. its very friendly of them

ran a few bp tables with a buddy, we're "the vegas boys"

eugene bp players are small time

and liquor stores close early what the fuck

also everyone buys keystone goddamnit no give me some pabst or natty

pure opposite of here

frats = you cannot get in unless you roll up with a minimum of 6 girls per guy

they will only give girls alcohol, guys have to pregame or bring their own, and we get kicked out after a max of 30 minutes

well youve been in a school a while already havent you?

i think frats are friendly still just cause rush hasnt happened yet

im still okay with this, whatever party we ended up last night was a pretty chill group of guys

you will learn to hate your roomate. i hated the roomates that are always in the room playing a computer game, they never leave, sleep till noon, and fucking piss me off by being slobs. also, you cant masturbate or fuck your girl because they are ALWAYS THERE

wait until someone breaks out the good shit aka coors light
fucking everyone has this thing for coors light

if im drinking piss its gonna me miller light or bud light, clearly the other swills
pbr is too

i one time went to some science frat
was lol, tons of geeks and oddly enough tons of hot smart chicks from matching sororities
got trashed on jungle juice, threw up, threw up more, passed out fully clothed

got 2 numbers, never called cuz i couldnt remember what they looked like

make a note saying if they are clearly next time

yea, it was a rookie mistake

im waiting for the sororities to be able to go out, but most of the girls here are fine as hell and if clearly theres so many cute ones too.

like for every ugly girl theres at least 15 good ones and all the freshman girls are pretty much ready to fuck because we started so late, so all they've heard from their friends is how great college is, you know? its pretty easy

also i wouldnt mind any other beer except keystone. ugh keystone.

dont settle for less than a 10 because college girls are idiots and date ugly guys all the time

you might clearly be ugly but even if you are fat and ugly still only date a 10

pretty much the most attractive member on this board, lets be real here

there are many things wrong with this toilet

in while jp. and tanner are the new bbq-bill's

so then you better only screw the hot chicks

lol

Also, I'm the best looking guy on these boards, and it's clearly even close.

also also.... my wife is laughing non stop to diary of a whimpy kid: roderik rules.

Or whatever the fuck it's called. Fuck you. Don't judge.

Nobody gives a fuck about your constant poops about some dumb bitch you knocked up.

I also don't give a fuck about whatever generic comeback that you have typed up about how much you love said cunt and how my opinion doesn't matter.

Go play RuneScape

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