Got my guitar.

No gaems, only guitar and getting buffed and getting fCKd

report back in when you can play Mary had a little care bus

smoke on the water!
fire in the sky!

report back in when you are relevant to anything in the world

>the extent of your guitar skill

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo

what kind of guitar did you buy
can you even play the guitar
???

you writing a book?

ofc

HAHAHA i love it when stupid fat burn outs buy a guitar and think they are gonna become cool

You think you are cool?

Mary had a little lamb = song
song = music
music is made by a guitar

no one cares...care bus

are you really that stupid that I have to spell everything out for you?

Relevancy engaged fuckface!

no but im clearly wasting my effort either

guitar duel on vent?

i hope you sit on it and it breaks

nicks life would make more sense if he was black

hannah montana songs

purchased in 2004

try again

im getting a hippie vibe

>before raffles was born

Notice how he dodged whether or clearly he could play?

So you've had a guitar six years and still can't even lay down G/C/D chords?

sad but true

You are clearly, have clearly, nor ever will be on my level.

If you wish to speak as adults, cut the shit and grow up.

I thought those were notes...

dude, you are clearly an adult. and if i ever sunk to your level, id kill myself. i am so far ahead of you its clearly even funny. its kind of sad, if i didnt hate you so much i would pity you.

In a way it just proves you are weaker than him. You would have the audacity to kill yourself.

i dont think id kill myself in any situation, because i am the person i am. but if i was nick, and was a piece of shit like him, i would be so mentally fucked up because it would suck every day to wake up and be him, so i might actually do it

Still killing yourself bro. Worse cop out in the world.

yep, but id be nick so it would be expected

this toilet sucks

in years on the interwebs ive yet to see someone try as hard as evan does, its sad

what am i, chopped liver? fuck you

you aren't worth mentioning

Whoa, chill, Seth and I actually have musical aptitude and do work

i love making you feel like the piece of shit you are. its worth the 2 mins of effort i put in a week

you dont think that anyone but you, and maybe gull, feels like you do anything but make yourself look like a self-appreciating ass
?

to be honest i dont think you really are that shallow to believe even half of the garbage you spew, but for all the effort you put into this its really only backfiring

lol'd

i guess you see it as effort. i just type the first thing that comes and then leave to go to class. i dont really sit there for 20 minutes trying to come up with somehting to type. i think you can tell that from how well thought out my responses are. even this one.

So again, you have had a guitar for 6 years, and can't lay down basic chords? Those are the first three chords anyone should learn when it comes to playing guitar.

I like how you're telling me to cut the shit and grow up, yet you're the one trolling everyone, then when someone points out a flaw of yours you get all defensive like a 12 year old girl on her first rag.

e is easier than g imo, so is a
and bar chords are really the easiest

Anyways, good luck on learning to play guitar or something. Girls have fallen for that for years, even if all you can do is play something like "All the Small Things" by Blink 182.

They really don't go for the drop d tuning and whining placebo songs unless they're emo.

G/C/D allows you to play a wide variety of "beginner" songs though. E and A come later.

clearly that I'm anything but a 2 bit novice. Mike (RL person ofc) has tried to get me more interested in it for years. Just hasn't panned out.

The song I did reference though as a shit song needs A. Go figure.

im just saying which is easiest finger-wise. a is about as easy as it gets.

FUCK YOU JOE

YOU ARE AS EASY AS IT GETS

*logs off*

No, A is easy. You're absolutely right about that.