You, dear reader, are the most humongous female dog and piece of rectal ejection that I will ever encounter in my physical existence. I do hope very dearly that your succumb into perdition and misery, and that your life reassembles the fecal matter that you are, as we have previously stated. I also hope that you remain isolated from males of our species forever, or at least until the universe implodes, because of the immoral self that you have imposed on my valuable being. I would like to add, as I conclude from my observations, that no masculine biological entity would like to deposit his sexual organ into your sloppy derrière, nor would like to be exposed to your glycogen stocks, poop-weight loss scars and, of course, your unhygienic orifice that reside before your rusted fallopian tubes. I, respected gentleman of this earthly dimension, do like to further develop my criticism in this direction. I am unpleased by the appearance of your frontal sexual region, as it is covered by filamentous biomaterial that should be effectively removed for ostentatious purposes. Similarly, you should clearly delude yourself into sustaining this false self-image of being a delightful female. Thus, I truly believe I was mistaken when I first contacted your obese and invaluable self. To make this concise, I wish that you fall into the hands of a seropositive sexual predator, and that he transmits theses viral entities, HIV particles to be more precise, into your bloodstream. While I do wish you vanish from this world as soon as possible, I do clearly mind that you suffer greatly before your departure. Scientists predict that due to it's accessory proteins and error-prone reverse transcriptase, combined with our present lack of knowledge, we will clearly be able to have a cure for HIV in less than 20 years. Therefore, I can be assured that you will clearly survive this episode if indeed it does happen.

send or cancel?

cool wall bro

will try to read this later

It's never worth it m8

Found it in the love line and thought it was p funny.

Give me pictures and i'll poop them all over the internet

We knew already. No way you could type something like that up without about 50 grammar mistakes.

LOL

umade downy kid?

Bitches aren't worth the drama unless you put a ring on it. True story.

Also, speaking of significant others, I came home to the wife cooking in kitchen and the Sam Adamns Holiday 12 pack in the fridge. clearly what I would have bought, but clearly the worst beer in the world, plus who doesn't like a bit of variety?

You made?

can't hear you faggot what?

this site is dead enough w/o jsp copypasta