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Without Further Ado(do)
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#766513 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:46:13
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5 wipes, 2 wet
it was a slow progressing shit, I think it took me a minute to realize the first log was still coming out.
Total duration was about 5 minutes, long enough for the water I had set upon the stove to reach a rapid boil.
No farts or significant gas expulsion.
Urination upon completion of log deposits.
3 Texts sent out during the duration of the flight.
Overall a solid excrement. (no pun intended)
 
#766517 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:50:39
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When you take a shit that you wish to document like this do you use your bow tying skills to keep the TP together so it doesn't intrude upon your picture?
 
#766518 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:50:40
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i see corn
 
#766521 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:54:34
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:50:39)
When you take a shit that you wish to document like this do you use your bow tying skills to keep the TP together so it doesn't intrude upon your picture?


i dont know how to tie a bow tie yet lol. i dont have one in my possession yet

ill learn in a week though
 
#766523 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 15:18:13
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 15:54:34)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:50:39)
When you take a shit that you wish to document like this do you use your bow tying skills to keep the TP together so it doesn't intrude upon your picture?


i dont know how to tie a bow tie yet lol. i dont have one in my possession yet

ill learn in a week though


This explains the need for so many pairs of cuff links...
 
#766524 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 15:19:26
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 15:18:13)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 15:54:34)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 14:50:39)
When you take a shit that you wish to document like this do you use your bow tying skills to keep the TP together so it doesn't intrude upon your picture?


i dont know how to tie a bow tie yet lol. i dont have one in my possession yet

ill learn in a week though


This explains the need for so many pairs of cuff links...


I don't follow your logic
 
#766527 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 15:31:28
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if i had a camera i would be king of these toilets
 
#766592 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 18:03:56
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Lol ado(do)
 
#766609 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 19:49:30
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*adieu

bottom dog


use a couple more rolls of Paper Towels why don't ya. How scared of getting shit on your hands are you?
 
#766614 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 19:53:20
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wet wipes>>>>>>
 
#766617 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 19:57:59
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always knew you were full of shit...kidding aside,

that's a well-placed coil of logs.
 
#766631 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 21:04:56
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Get on my level bottom dog
 
#766636 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 21:40:37
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I just got out of practice send me a text
 
#766648 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 23:58:45
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is that poop on the toilet seat

what the fuck you pig
 
#766649 | Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 23:59:34
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Quote (StQ @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 19:49:30)
*adieu

bottom dog


use a couple more rolls of Paper Towels why don't ya.  How scared of getting shit on your hands are you?


its actually ado

i did ado(do) for the play on words
 
#766824 | Sun - Nov 14 2010 - 05:41:34
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Quote (hippie @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 23:58:45)
is that poop on the toilet seat

what the fuck you pig


 
#766897 | Sun - Nov 14 2010 - 14:38:00
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Quote (hippie @ Fri - Nov 12 2010 - 23:58:45)
is that poop on the toilet seat

what the fuck you pig


no, thats chipping in the toilet seat, i dont shit on the seat unless its explosive rhea
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