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#779110 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:30:35
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TL;DR version of a phone call I just got from my cousin:

She just found out her 12 year old son was punched at school yesterday. The reason she found out is that the school's principal called her to inform her that he has 3 days of ISS for threatening to stab with a 4" knife (that he did clearly have on his possession) the boy who allegedly punched him. KPD had to come and search him and all of his belongings.

I am now having to search his room and take all of his guns and knives out of it.

LOL
 
#779111 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:33:09
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more sad than funny :(
 
#779112 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:33:42
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Sounds like he's going through this phase of life:

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#779114 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:49:08
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Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:33:42)
Sounds like he's going through this phase of life:

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LOL
 
#779115 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:49:23
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Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 11:33:42)
Sounds like he's going through this phase of life:

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LOL


BECAUSE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
 
#779116 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 12:15:50
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>Tennessee
 
#779117 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 12:18:33
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>Kentucky
 
#779118 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 12:18:59
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Can't remember which
 
#779124 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 13:04:20
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I read this three times trying to figure it out and I still don't understand. I get lost at clearly having a knife in possession.
 
#779125 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 13:05:57
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Whos taking the knives and guns? You? The cousin?
 
#779126 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 13:07:39
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"the boy who allegedly punched him."

What? Had a dildo to use as self defense?
 
#779127 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 13:09:12
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Oh man, Mr. Tough guy complexes.
 
#779128 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 13:09:27
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Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 12:33:42)
Sounds like he's going through this phase of life:

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#779132 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 14:27:47
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 13:04:20)
I read this three times trying to figure it out and I still don't understand. I get lost at clearly having a knife in possession.


Since you are fucking retarded and are the forums biggest whiner bitch, I'll break it down for you in Neanderthal terms.

>cousins son punched at school yesterday
>guy who punched cousins son talked shit today, my cousins replied with "ill stab you with a knife" that he didnt have
>got in trouble
 
#779135 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 14:40:30
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Can you please refraise your cool story using a single gigantic run-on sentence that has only one piece of incorrectly used punctuation and then proceed to call someone else the illiterate bitch?
 
#779138 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:08:31
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 14:40:30)
Can you please refraise your cool story using a single gigantic run-on sentence that has only one piece of incorrectly used punctuation and then proceed to call someone else the illiterate bitch?


>whiner bitch
>illiterate
 
#779143 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:12:18
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Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 16:08:31)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 14:40:30)
Can you please refraise your cool story using a single gigantic run-on sentence that has only one piece of incorrectly used punctuation and then proceed to call someone else the illiterate bitch?


>whiner bitch
>illiterate


Your repetitive self defense is almost as cute as a shoulder buttons retort
 
#779145 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:44:42
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:12:18)
Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 16:08:31)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 14:40:30)
Can you please refraise your cool story using a single gigantic run-on sentence that has only one piece of incorrectly used punctuation and then proceed to call someone else the illiterate bitch?


>whiner bitch
>illiterate


Your repetitive self defense is almost as cute as a shoulder buttons retort


>complain about (x) in every toilet
>claim to hate agenda toilets
>poop daily hobby in one topic over & over
 
#779146 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:55:31
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Boo hoo
 
#779147 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:57:38
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Boo hoo
 
#779148 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 15:59:00
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>47k worthless poops
 
#779151 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 16:59:14
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Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 16:59:00)
>47k worthless poops


 
#779154 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 18:27:27
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Quote (Du$tin @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 23:59:14)
Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 16:59:00)
>47k worthless poops


 
#779159 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 18:57:53
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Hah typical unoriginal comeback
+1 Nick, you are awesome
 
#779160 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 18:59:29
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adam made coz truth hurts
 
#779169 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 21:59:52
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 18:59:29)
adam made coz truth hurts


 
#779170 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 22:11:24
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The 12 year old has multiple guns AND multiple knives? Seems a bit excessive. Being taught how to use guns in a safe, recreational environment can begin at an early age, but having them in your possession is more of a rite of passage for an older age, maybe 14-16 at earliest based on maturity. Knives are another story - at that age, you should learn that knives are tools, get away from the stigma of collecting forbidden objects, or knives being cool like swords and fantasy weapons or whatever. A pocketknife or Swiss Army knife is a tool, and you need ONE that is of good quality and suitable for regular use from crafts to maintenance to survival or whatever. Fish knife, hunting/gutting knife, and those should be acquired as you need them. Once the kid is a bit more mature, maybe a Ka-Bar or something like that for hiking/camping utility, excessive but it lets the kid feel like a total badass.

Just my thoughts on parenting and weapons/tools for kids. My mom got me a swiss army knife when I was 10 or 11 and I proved that I could carry it when appropriate and use it responsibly, my brother lent me one of those cheap SUPER COOL LOOKING pocketknives once or twice to see if I was mature enough to clearly show it off, and when I was ready he bought me a high-quality pocketknife that I am still using almost ten years later.
 
#779171 | Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 22:26:35
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 18:59:29)
adam made coz truth hurts


 
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 20:11:24)
The 12 year old has multiple guns AND multiple knives? Seems a bit excessive. Being taught how to use guns in a safe, recreational environment can begin at an early age, but having them in your possession is more of a rite of passage for an older age, maybe 14-16 at earliest based on maturity. Knives are another story - at that age, you should learn that knives are tools, get away from the stigma of collecting forbidden objects, or knives being cool like swords and fantasy weapons or whatever. A pocketknife or Swiss Army knife is a tool, and you need ONE that is of good quality and suitable for regular use from crafts to maintenance to survival or whatever. Fish knife, hunting/gutting knife, and those should be acquired as you need them. Once the kid is a bit more mature, maybe a Ka-Bar or something like that for hiking/camping utility, excessive but it lets the kid feel like a total badass.

Just my thoughts on parenting and weapons/tools for kids. My mom got me a swiss army knife when I was 10 or 11 and I proved that I could carry it when appropriate and use it responsibly, my brother lent me one of those cheap SUPER COOL LOOKING pocketknives once or twice to see if I was mature enough to clearly show it off, and when I was ready he bought me a high-quality pocketknife that I am still using almost ten years later.


now put yourself in the bible belt south, where moonshine and wifebeating are the way to manhood
stabbings are just a rite of passage
 
#779202 | Fri - Jan 28 2011 - 01:10:48
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 22:33:41)
stabbings are just a rite of passage


 
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 22:33:41)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Thu - Jan 27 2011 - 20:11:24)
The 12 year old has multiple guns AND multiple knives? Seems a bit excessive. Being taught how to use guns in a safe, recreational environment can begin at an early age, but having them in your possession is more of a rite of passage for an older age, maybe 14-16 at earliest based on maturity. Knives are another story - at that age, you should learn that knives are tools, get away from the stigma of collecting forbidden objects, or knives being cool like swords and fantasy weapons or whatever. A pocketknife or Swiss Army knife is a tool, and you need ONE that is of good quality and suitable for regular use from crafts to maintenance to survival or whatever. Fish knife, hunting/gutting knife, and those should be acquired as you need them. Once the kid is a bit more mature, maybe a Ka-Bar or something like that for hiking/camping utility, excessive but it lets the kid feel like a total badass.

Just my thoughts on parenting and weapons/tools for kids. My mom got me a swiss army knife when I was 10 or 11 and I proved that I could carry it when appropriate and use it responsibly, my brother lent me one of those cheap SUPER COOL LOOKING pocketknives once or twice to see if I was mature enough to clearly show it off, and when I was ready he bought me a high-quality pocketknife that I am still using almost ten years later.


now put yourself in the bible belt south, where moonshine and wifebeating are the way to manhood
stabbings are just a rite of passage


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