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#784312 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 05:49:49
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clearly vidya... :(
 
#784313 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 05:54:51
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>be 10
>playing pokemon on shitter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pan­ties and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its penis inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pan­ties
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pan­ties, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
>she pukes on my dick
>get expelled

;_;

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#784343 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 10:42:49
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Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 05:54:51)
>be 10
    >playing pokemon on shitter before school
    >Bus comes outside
    >I still havent wiped
    >Mom yells I have to go
    >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
    >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pan­ties and run to the bus
    >Girl I like sits next to me
    >asks me if ive ever been kissed
    >take out my gameboy
    >She starts whispering in my ear
    >I start sweating
    >I look down
    >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
    >She notices
    >I notice
    >My spaghetti falls out all over
    >I start sweating more
    >Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
    >The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
    >bus gets to school
    >Try and run to bathroom
    >teacher catches me
    >its penis inspection day
    >my name is alan aardvard
    >I have to go first
    >Nurse demands For me to take off my pan­ties
    >I refurse
    >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
    >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
    >She unzips my pan­ties, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
    >she pukes on my dick
    >get expelled

    ;_;


lmao i dont know what this is but its fucking great

 
#784344 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 10:50:01
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Quote (seth @ Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 10:42:49)
Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 05:54:51)
>be 10
    >playing pokemon on shitter before school
    >Bus comes outside
    >I still havent wiped
    >Mom yells I have to go
    >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
    >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pan­ties and run to the bus
    >Girl I like sits next to me
    >asks me if ive ever been kissed
    >take out my gameboy
    >She starts whispering in my ear
    >I start sweating
    >I look down
    >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
    >She notices
    >I notice
    >My spaghetti falls out all over
    >I start sweating more
    >Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
    >The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
    >bus gets to school
    >Try and run to bathroom
    >teacher catches me
    >its penis inspection day
    >my name is alan aardvard
    >I have to go first
    >Nurse demands For me to take off my pan­ties
    >I refurse
    >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
    >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
    >She unzips my pan­ties, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
    >she pukes on my dick
    >get expelled

    ;_;


lmao i dont know what this is but its fucking great


 
#784375 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 14:19:04
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>penis inspection day
 
#784383 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 15:35:07
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i have to shit so badly right now but instead i'm going to sit here in the cafeteria and pretend to be reading this topic
 
#784398 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 16:26:51
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that shit wouldnt happen in madagascar
 
#784399 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 16:30:48
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Quote (smoked @ Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 10:50:01)
Quote (seth @ Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 10:42:49)
Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 05:54:51)
>be 10
    >playing pokemon on shitter before school
    >Bus comes outside
    >I still havent wiped
    >Mom yells I have to go
    >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
    >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pan­ties and run to the bus
    >Girl I like sits next to me
    >asks me if ive ever been kissed
    >take out my gameboy
    >She starts whispering in my ear
    >I start sweating
    >I look down
    >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
    >She notices
    >I notice
    >My spaghetti falls out all over
    >I start sweating more
    >Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
    >The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
    >bus gets to school
    >Try and run to bathroom
    >teacher catches me
    >its penis inspection day
    >my name is alan aardvard
    >I have to go first
    >Nurse demands For me to take off my pan­ties
    >I refurse
    >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
    >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
    >She unzips my pan­ties, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
    >she pukes on my dick
    >get expelled

    ;_;


lmao i dont know what this is but its fucking great


 
#784407 | Wed - Mar 2 2011 - 17:37:30
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that shit wouldnt happen in madagascar


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