In no particular order, some of the shenanigans that went down on Saturday

1. A dude CHUGGED 1/2 - 2/3 of a bomber of bourbon county coffee stout (13% alcohol) I was half pissed, half amazed he didn't puke.

2. Got a husband and wife who are vegan to clearly only eat trout but also share a hot dog and eat bacon. (BLT dip OFC)

3. Dan was in the same room with a black dude for nearly 7 hours and didn't drop the N word or say anything racist enough to cause a fight.

4. Wife's step mother got caught red handed slurping the dregs from the bottom of a bottle of boulevard chocolate ale
http://www.flickr.com/photos/58807266@N04/5588827279

5. I told the story of how a beer I drank in Boston tasted like sucking swamp things dick and a person chimed in about another brew tasting like a dead baby's coffin. Apparently that was rude/vulgar enough to make a female in the room get upset and make her and her husband leave prematurely.

Sounds like a great time.

Addendum to 1.

Also chugged last 1/8 to 1/4 of red poppy before that bomber.

Addendum to 5.

Bitch was also pissed about the cursing, and wanted to leave for 3 hours before those comments made the night end.

randomtask will freak out about a displaced beer comment

i wish i could have went

What a premature bitch.

that couple clearly werent vegans bro

Just mindfucked myself for like 3 seconds because of the clearly there.

im honored to have God himself use a quote of mine as a sig

brb hopslam