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#798981 | Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 21:57:18
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had to kick out 50+ people from my restaurant today
 
#798990 | Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:36:25
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brawl?
 
#798991 | Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:36:54
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or they didn't tip?
 
#798993 | Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:41:23
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harassing my employees/other guests

a party of like 50 17 year old girls on a lacrosse team
 
#798994 | Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:41:38
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proal didnt refill their water
 
#798995 | Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:46:08
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they thought they were at mcdonalds and that its possible to cook 50+ breakfasts to order in 5 minutes
 
#799027 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 07:49:45
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Quote (hedonism @ Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:46:08)
they thought they were at mcdonalds and that its possible to cook 50+ breakfasts to order in 5 minutes


this is why you need to run a steakhouse/ contemporary restauraunt, clearly a dennys
 
#799028 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 08:14:34
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I had no idea you owned a restaurant. Pending my licensing/approval will you put my beer on tap?
 
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 08:49:45)
Quote (hedonism @ Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:46:08)
they thought they were at mcdonalds and that its possible to cook 50+ breakfasts to order in 5 minutes


this is why you need to run a steakhouse/ contemporary restauraunt, clearly a dennys


lol
 
#799031 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 09:27:34
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I had no idea you owned a restaurant. Pending my licensing/approval will you put my beer on tap?


clearly the owner, but the manager of a restaurant owned by a corporate chain. so it is considered "my restaurant", but i wouldn't be able to get a liquor license, especially since it is marketed towards kids/family
 
#799032 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 09:29:10
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can't wait to quit in 2 months or so
 
#799033 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 09:41:11
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 16:29:10)
can't wait to quit in 2 months or so


what will be next?
 
#799035 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 10:33:41
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can't wait to quit in 2 months or so


what will be next?


dennys, he already said so
 
#799038 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 10:57:47
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 10:41:11)
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can't wait to quit in 2 months or so


what will be next?


i already got the job, i just need to give them time to find a replacement for me
 
#799039 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 11:22:19
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 10:57:47)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 10:41:11)
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can't wait to quit in 2 months or so


what will be next?


i already got the job, i just need to give them time to find a replacement for me


congratulations on being the only person in the food service industry to clearly simply walk out on a job when you quit.
 
#799041 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 11:25:59
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why dont they just hire an illegal mexican like everyone else does
 
#799043 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 11:39:00
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Quote (hedonism @ Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 22:46:08)
they thought they were at mcdonalds and that its possible to cook 50+ breakfasts to order in 5 minutes


reminded me of an episode of hell's kitchen
 
#799045 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 13:11:03
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 12:25:59)
why dont they just hire an illegal mexican like everyone else does


never heard of an illegal mexican being a general manager of a corporate restaurant
 
#799047 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 13:33:18
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 10:57:47)
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can't wait to quit in 2 months or so


what will be next?


i already got the job, i just need to give them time to find a replacement for me


congratulations on being the only person in the food service industry to clearly simply walk out on a job when you quit.


 
#799050 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 14:05:36
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i'll have some scrambled eggs, three fluffy buttermilk pancakes, some sausage links, orange juice, actually can you make that sausage bacon instead also a side of sourdough toast, grape jam, a glass of chocolate milk and you know what i will get those sausages also. How are your homefries? you know what give me a side of homefries also and can you bring me extra syrup for the pancakes? oh and the eggs i don't want them scrambled actually could you give me two over easy? i really like how it mixes with the syrup and the ketchup from the homefries you know? and can i get a refill on this water? im dying over here
 
#799051 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 14:10:54
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Quote (lobb @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 15:05:36)
i'll have some scrambled eggs, three fluffy buttermilk pancakes, some sausage links, orange juice, actually can you make that sausage bacon instead also a side of sourdough toast, grape jam, a glass of chocolate milk and you know what i will get those sausages also. How are your homefries? you know what give me a side of homefries also and can you bring me extra syrup for the pancakes? oh and the eggs i don't want them scrambled actually could you give me two over easy? i really like how it mixes with the syrup and the ketchup from the homefries you know? and can i get a refill on this water? im dying over here


that's clearly bad at all. it's more like

"look at that fucking loser over there at that table with her dad, she probably has no friends. lets laugh at her and take pictures of her with our phone"

"hey people walking in the door, you should turn around, this place fucking sucks. they don't know how to do shit"
 
#799053 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 14:13:43
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i was just making my breakfast order but in hindsight all it did was make me hungrier
 
#799059 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 15:11:39
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 13:11:03)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 12:25:59)
why dont they just hire an illegal mexican like everyone else does


never heard of an illegal mexican being a general manager of a corporate restaurant


good point
 
#799065 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 16:45:36
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i'll have some scrambled eggs, three fluffy buttermilk pancakes, some sausage links, orange juice, actually can you make that sausage bacon instead also a side of sourdough toast, grape jam, a glass of chocolate milk and you know what i will get those sausages also. How are your homefries? you know what give me a side of homefries also and can you bring me extra syrup for the pancakes? oh and the eggs i don't want them scrambled actually could you give me two over easy? i really like how it mixes with the syrup and the ketchup from the homefries you know? and can i get a refill on this water? im dying over here


that's clearly bad at all. it's more like

"look at that fucking loser over there at that table with her dad, she probably has no friends. lets laugh at her and take pictures of her with our phone"

"hey people walking in the door, you should turn around, this place fucking sucks. they don't know how to do shit"


that's what employees say? or people? or those girls you kicked out?

i am confus
 
#799069 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 16:49:28
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Quote (hedonism @ Sun - Jun 12 2011 - 23:41:23)
harassing my employees/other guests

a party of like 50 17 year old girls on a lacrosse team


You should have raped all 50 of them
 
#799072 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 16:51:09
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why were they welcomed in the first place

where was mommy
 
#799074 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 16:52:32
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"50+ people" is obviously an exaggeration meaning "this girl i tried to hit on and her pissed off boyfriend"
 
#799076 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 16:56:25
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why were they welcomed in the first place

where was mommy


can i get a fucking chaperone update

a 50 girl lacrosse squad should have poop game meals at chick-fil-a
 
#799081 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 17:10:51
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why were they welcomed in the first place

where was mommy


can i get a fucking chaperone update

a 50 girl lacrosse squad should have poop game meals at chick-fil-a


there were adults all around doing nothing

so i walked over and asked to speak to one of them, pulled them aside and told them to get the fuck out
 
#799086 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 17:50:45
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why were they welcomed in the first place

where was mommy


can i get a fucking chaperone update

a 50 girl lacrosse squad should have poop game meals at chick-fil-a


there were adults all around doing nothing

so i walked over and asked to speak to one of them, pulled them aside and told them to get the fuck out


pre- or poop- meal?
 
#799088 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 17:51:06
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fucking vague motherfucker
 
#799089 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 18:06:12
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why were they welcomed in the first place

where was mommy


can i get a fucking chaperone update

a 50 girl lacrosse squad should have poop game meals at chick-fil-a


there were adults all around doing nothing

so i walked over and asked to speak to one of them, pulled them aside and told them to get the fuck out


pre- or poop- meal?


poop, even after they were served (around 20 minutes, compared to our company standard of 13 for breakfast) they were being rude to other guests, and telling new guests to leave and clearly even bother.
 
#799107 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 20:01:43
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 18:06:12)
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why were they welcomed in the first place

where was mommy


can i get a fucking chaperone update

a 50 girl lacrosse squad should have poop game meals at chick-fil-a


there were adults all around doing nothing

so i walked over and asked to speak to one of them, pulled them aside and told them to get the fuck out


pre- or poop- meal?


poop, even after they were served (around 20 minutes, compared to our company standard of 13 for breakfast) they were being rude to other guests, and telling new guests to leave and clearly even bother.


yea, you were def. justified making them go if they are telling other guests to leave.
 
#799108 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 20:14:00
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i hate customers
 
#799109 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 20:23:23
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so teenage girls acted immature?

no way!
 
#799110 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 20:31:46
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 21:14:00)
i hate customers


i hate making money
 
#799123 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 21:54:34
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speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?
 
#799132 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25
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Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list
 
#799133 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:26:28
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


>never getting laid again
 
#799135 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:32:33
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Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


i can appreciate a hot indian woman (dot clearly feather)

most are down to earth

white girls are crazy bitches

i'll bet that lactose team was all white
 
#799136 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:33:13
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:26:28)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


>never getting laid again


>better than being a virgin
 
#799140 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:40:30
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Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


yea
 
#799141 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:43:00
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Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 20:33:13)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:26:28)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


>never getting laid again


>better than being a virgin


 
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Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:32:33)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


i can appreciate a hot indian woman (dot clearly feather)

most are down to earth

white girls are crazy bitches

i'll bet that lactose team was all white


from what i remember of american history, sacajawea was a milf

or maybe thats how history remembers her

regardless id get down if she was cute
 
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except i'd have white guilt if i took a native american's virginity too
 
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Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:32:33)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


i can appreciate a hot indian woman (dot clearly feather)

most are down to earth

white girls are crazy bitches

i'll bet that lactose team was all white


lacrosse*

what is wrong with me
 
#799147 | Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:57:26
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Quote (lobb @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:51:51)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:32:33)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:20:25)
Quote (hippie @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 19:54:34)
speaking of jailbait

did you ever get a peek at that one indian girl's beef curtains?


indian chick is on my to do list still
i think i still have a to do list


i can appreciate a hot indian woman (dot clearly feather)

most are down to earth

white girls are crazy bitches

i'll bet that lactose team was all white


from what i remember of american history, sacajawea was a milf

or maybe thats how history remembers her

regardless id get down if she was cute

that slut has nothing on aishwarya rai :)

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the kama sutra was written for aishwarya rai
 
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Quote (lobb @ Mon - Jun 13 2011 - 22:52:15)
except i'd have white guilt if i took a native american's virginity too


native americans lived the good life of gambling and sex, virginity my ass

no way a virgin can have her own coin
 
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