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#803932 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 14:31:27
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks? shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege
 
#803940 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 15:08:46
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i suck dick for coke
 
#803946 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 15:24:04
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yea but who wants a bj from some random chick when you can have a stripper
 
#803951 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 15:32:15
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 13:24:04)
yea but who wants a bj from some random chick when you can have a stripper


 
#803962 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 16:15:53
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yea but who wants a bj from some random chick when you can have a stripper


 
#803968 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 16:49:16
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok
 
#803969 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 17:04:51
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


 
#803974 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 17:18:18
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went to a strip club last night and 2 song lap dances were 10$
 
#803975 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 17:20:07
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.

 
#803976 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 17:20:23
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.


 
#804004 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 20:24:22
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.


 
#804005 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 20:25:22
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insert obligatory "i gave the bitch $200 and didnt even get my dick touched"

I fucking LOL every time I see the word strip club or stripper ever since my friend pulled this
 
#804007 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 20:38:38
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gonna 1up ya,
ex brother in law spent 1200 one night at a titty bar, left with dancer, got 2 blocks, passed out and the dancer stole his wallet with 1000 left in it, his car keys and car (which ended up stripped in a back alley)

his only complaint was he didn't get her number............
 
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.


 
#804011 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 22:01:51
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.


 
#804012 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 22:02:14
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gonna 1up ya,
ex brother in law spent 1200 one night at a titty bar, left with dancer, got 2 blocks, passed out and the dancer stole his wallet with 1000 left in it, his car keys and car (which ended up stripped in a back alley)

his only complaint was he didn't get her number............


WOW, AWESOME STORY

BUT

FUCKING EX BRO IN LAW FOR A REASON?
 
#804013 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 23:01:56
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Quote (Sgull @ Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 15:31:27)
was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds
 
#804014 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 23:21:29
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Quote (Sgull @ Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 15:31:27)
was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


i resent that statement damnit
 
#804015 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 23:22:02
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you ar nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


i resent that statement damnit


its just easier to fuck other mens wives and have them pay for it
 
#804016 | Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 23:38:58
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Quote (hedonism @ Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 23:01:56)
Quote (Sgull @ Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 15:31:27)
was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


I don't take girls to dinner, food isn't something you need to spend an enormous amount of money on, it is a utility. Taste is an unnecessary luxury
 
#804017 | Mon - Aug 8 2011 - 00:11:58
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


I don't take girls to dinner, food isn't something you need to spend an enormous amount of money on, it is a utility. Taste is an unnecessary luxury


/forever dating 18 year olds
/jealous
 
#804018 | Mon - Aug 8 2011 - 00:21:54
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


I don't take girls to dinner, food isn't something you need to spend an enormous amount of money on, it is a utility. Taste is an unnecessary luxury


clearly my fault you live like a poor man.
 
#804021 | Mon - Aug 8 2011 - 02:30:04
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


I don't take girls to dinner, food isn't something you need to spend an enormous amount of money on, it is a utility. Taste is an unnecessary luxury


clearly my fault you live like a poor man.


I just buy my own necessities from the butcher when I want a good cut of meat, nn pay a restaurant a service charge for something I can do myself
 
#804046 | Mon - Aug 8 2011 - 18:57:26
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


I don't take girls to dinner, food isn't something you need to spend an enormous amount of money on, it is a utility. Taste is an unnecessary luxury


/forever dating 18 year olds
/jealous


mine just turned 19

:donno:
 
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.


 
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$60 is practically the cost of a lap dance so id say it was ok


why do you quote train every single fucking comment, especially gary's. you're a parasite.


 
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Sun - Aug 7 2011 - 17:18:18)
went to a strip club last night and 2 song lap dances were 10$


youre in Fortsmith though
 
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went to a strip club last night and 2 song lap dances were 10$


youre in Fortsmith though


That was Fayetteville
 
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


at least take her to wendys
 
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was at a bachelor party last night with 9 other people, we left the strip club with the bachelor and me and 6 other people thinking they had already left to smoke or something

we moved on to the next bar, and then the next bar

and then they showed up, one of them finally admitting to paying 60 dollars for a blowjob

60 bucks?  shit just buy a girl dinner, clearly that hard to get a beege


dinner for 2 costs around that if you aren't nick who just takes a 14 year old girl to mcdonalds


at least take her to wendys


bitches love frosties
 
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went to a strip club last night and 2 song lap dances were 10$


youre in Fortsmith though


That was Fayetteville


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