50 minutes, no idea distance though proal 10 miles
feels good

Dopke troll account

i dont change friends every 6 months

it's different when you don't have any




just kidding, i'm your friend joe

do you have any factual evidence to support this claim

wet undies

pics

hey me too

Hipsters in this toilet

i bike to work euhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What kind of bike did you get?
I got a garmin forerunner watch for about $80 that measures more shit than most leisurely bike riders need, but if you get into riding you should check one out

only hipsters ride bikes?

norco scene
hybrid of sorts, clearly meant for serious offroading but excellent for getting around town and still able to hit light trails

ill check out that watch, seems interesting

you can compare your historical rides vs your current to keep pace and all kinds of fun stuff. here's a ss of the software. you can also export your rides to google maps just to be a nerd and see how much of the map you cover.

watch seems cool but would suck ass for me imo since i only ride here....

this will last like a week

then back to runescape, beer, and doritos everyday

i believe in

cuz he believes in hope?

Outside of beer you seemingly don't even know me

of course i dont know you, ive never met you, and you are hardly ever serious online, and neither am i

the only people i "know" on this site are spencer and most probably dan, although i havent met dan in person. all yall are just figments of the internet

what do you mean these things im talking to are people behind a keyboard

mox syndrome

daily dopkes

wow what a fucking badass

brb

dont fall on your head

46 min, back
did more hills and edge of town stuff, had been following the river more before

updates please

can i get a cycling update please

couldnt ride yesterday, had to go get my dad a generator for $425

50 min ride today, out of shape guy sweating like a boss
gonna try to figure out my traveled distance

10.3 miles
brb shower

i own a bike, therefore i ride
you can go cycle with your speedos on, faggot
be sure to wear your helmet!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bicycle+odometer

go buy one...like 10 bucks

my dad came and talked at my grade school about how important it is to wear your helmet

i rarely see people riding with helmets here

when they do i secretly laugh and judge them, unless they are very old because then i feel bad for silently laughing

i wear a helmet, cuz i dont want my brains on the ground

lol ty
but honestly, when my bike is a month old they told me to bring it in for a free checkup. was gonna buy one along with a nice insulated water bottle and a tire pump. its a good local company so i figured id support them.

your dad raised a pussy

typical
>630 deaths in 2009 related to bikes
>make 5 million people wear helmets
>secretly own stock in bicycle helmet corporation

they asked me if i wanted a helmet when i bought my bike
all i could think of was "how did i manage to fall off my bike every day for years and never get more than a skinned knee and now i need a helmet because insurance companies lobbied for it"

nah

Last time I rode a bike, I wore a hockey helmet. Fuck the helmet industry conspiracy.

Actually it was probably because I was in middle school and I owned hockey gear but never really rode a bike. What the fuck are other kids going to do, make fun of it? You have a problem with hockey? Let's fight.

i would have just thrown a stick at your tires and ran inside

thanks for the update

gl on tomorrow's trails

i did the same exact thing -> mainbikes.com
they were so nice and they've been in the area forever; i felt bad clearly buying stuff from there

10.6 miles
bout 45 minutes

I find your complacency and willingness to accept tepid mediocrity most disturbing. I nearly wretch at the mere thought of such benign conversation, as is present so frighteningly in this toilet. Is the internet your public diary? (Shoved under mattress by day, only to be exposed en masse to eager and investigative siblings that very evening?)