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#805080 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:04:58
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ya politics are cool, but i thought i should share something that i considered to be lol
Apparently, I pissed someone off and they signed me up for some spam emails, including this gem for penis pills - pay close attention to the "NEWS" section
 
#805081 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:06:29
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This post has been edited by cardoors32 on Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:07:29
 
#805082 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:08:36
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i also began receiving those emails where i need to claim my 10billion inheritence
 
#805084 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:35:59
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i want inheritance
 
#805087 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:01:12
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:35:59)
i want inheritance


 
#805088 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:03:42
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Quote (smoked @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 17:01:12)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 15:35:59)
i want inheritance


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#805089 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:05:26
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this place is boring... im going home
 
#805090 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:18:40
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:05:26)
this place is boring... im going home


see you when you get home from work
 
#805091 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:18:46
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Quote (smoked @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:18:40)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:05:26)
this place is boring... im going home


see you when you get home from work


from your bike ride
 
#805092 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:20:58
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 16:05:26)
this place is boring... im going home


what is the funny? a penis? the unintelligible english in the news section?

and it was already pooped by that randomtask faggot http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=35095&f=10
 
#805104 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 17:35:34
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#805105 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 17:37:39
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on a related note, 7-eleven carries eXtenZe enhancement liquid that they shelve right next to the 5 hour energy/etc shots, i laughed when i saw that
 
#805107 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 17:40:29
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Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 17:37:39)
on a related note, 7-eleven carries eXtenZe enhancement liquid that they shelve right next to the 5 hour energy/etc shots, i laughed when i saw that



Take both at same time, report back to us.
 
#805131 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 20:06:27
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csb
 
#805140 | Wed - Aug 17 2011 - 21:01:49
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fuck, its shrinking
 
#805180 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 09:03:13
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1.) i assumed i was the only guy receiving this
2.) fuck you hippie, im rusty - i actually fell for the link
 
#805181 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 09:04:34
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@task

that's weird because my personal email has been spam free for about 2-3 years and now I'm getting all kinds of weird shit... im wondering what we have in common that our spam free emails are getting spammed
 
#805189 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 09:27:47
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officially calling our gary for selling our email addresses
 
#805190 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 09:28:26
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thanks for nothin' gary zuckerberg
 
#805202 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:47:34
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started getting these on my school email

laughed about it
 
#805204 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:53:03
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 09:03:13)
1.) i assumed i was the only guy receiving this
2.) fuck you hippie, im rusty - i actually fell for the link


it's what i do

Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 09:27:47)
officially calling our gary for selling our email addresses


i checked my e-mails and realized i got it too

son of a bitch
 
#805205 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:56:13
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well hippie is mexican so he probably needs it
 
#805206 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:01:45
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Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:56:13)
well hippie is mexican so he probably needs it


you can't even afford healthcare and you're calling me mexican?

even i have healthcare
 
#805207 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:52:36
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Quote (hippie @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:01:45)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:56:13)
well hippie is mexican so he probably needs it


you can't even afford healthcare and you're calling me mexican?

even i have healthcare


i was saying you have a small penis because you are mexican
 
#805208 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:58:59
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gull - how old are you now? i remember i skipped out on health care from ages 21 - 26
you're pretty much invincible in those years, so you should be fine
 
#805217 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 16:20:50
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:58:59)
gull - how old are you now? i remember i skipped out on health care from ages 21 - 26
you're pretty much invincible in those years, so you should be fine


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#805218 | Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 16:21:02
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so yeah
 
#805275 | Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 08:29:07
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Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 17:20:50)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:58:59)
gull - how old are you now? i remember i skipped out on health care from ages 21 - 26
you're pretty much invincible in those years, so you should be fine


23


ya, you're good
just watch out for the wild cards like kidney stones or appendicitis. Other than those you should be good
 
#805285 | Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 09:20:57
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Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:52:36)
Quote (hippie @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:01:45)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:56:13)
well hippie is mexican so he probably needs it


you can't even afford healthcare and you're calling me mexican?

even i have healthcare


i was saying you have a small penis because you are mexican


i let that slide. i could pleasure your girlfriend with a 5 incher more than you ever could.

but calling me a mexican is unforgivable

Quote (cardoors32 @ Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 08:29:07)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 17:20:50)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:58:59)
gull - how old are you now? i remember i skipped out on health care from ages 21 - 26
you're pretty much invincible in those years, so you should be fine


23


ya, you're good
just watch out for the wild cards like kidney stones or appendicitis. Other than those you should be good


goddamn arizona lemon iced tea
 
#805287 | Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 09:30:50
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Quote (hippie @ Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 10:20:57)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:52:36)
Quote (hippie @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:01:45)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:56:13)
well hippie is mexican so he probably needs it


you can't even afford healthcare and you're calling me mexican?

even i have healthcare


i was saying you have a small penis because you are mexican


i let that slide. i could pleasure your girlfriend with a 5 incher more than you ever could.

but calling me a mexican is unforgivable

Quote (cardoors32 @ Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 08:29:07)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 17:20:50)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:58:59)
gull - how old are you now? i remember i skipped out on health care from ages 21 - 26
you're pretty much invincible in those years, so you should be fine


23


ya, you're good
just watch out for the wild cards like kidney stones or appendicitis. Other than those you should be good


goddamn arizona lemon iced tea


dude, i dont know if it was iced tea or what, but kidney stones are fucking torture
 
#805288 | Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 10:08:13
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got another one of these today
 
#805295 | Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 12:08:13
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Quote (hippie @ Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 09:20:57)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:52:36)
Quote (hippie @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:01:45)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 14:56:13)
well hippie is mexican so he probably needs it


you can't even afford healthcare and you're calling me mexican?

even i have healthcare


i was saying you have a small penis because you are mexican


i let that slide. i could pleasure your girlfriend with a 5 incher more than you ever could.

but calling me a mexican is unforgivable

Quote (cardoors32 @ Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 08:29:07)
Quote (Sgull @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 17:20:50)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Aug 18 2011 - 15:58:59)
gull - how old are you now? i remember i skipped out on health care from ages 21 - 26
you're pretty much invincible in those years, so you should be fine


23


ya, you're good
just watch out for the wild cards like kidney stones or appendicitis. Other than those you should be good


goddamn arizona lemon iced tea


I'm single brah
 
#805307 | Fri - Aug 19 2011 - 13:37:47
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i'm clearly surprised by that, it just further proves my point

sgull verbally annihilated yet again! chalking this up on my blackboard.

@cardoors i researched it when you pooped about it and kept waiting for an intense pain every time i went to piss. but it never came. i wanted to rate the pain.
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