Desolate Carnage
 
Help: Animal Rights? Rabies?
Archived | Views: 860 | Replies: 17 | Started 13 years, 2 months ago
 
#805441 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 19:41:43
Group: Guest
Posts: 15
Joined: Aug 9 2011
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 10.03
Warn: 10% [ warn bar ]
A family of raccoons live in my wooded backyard. Aside from getting in the trash, they climb up on the roof at night and we can hear them scampering about and it is bothersome. My friend brought her dog over yesterday evening for a little party I was throwing and at some point during the evening the dog killed one of the raccoons and ate it in the bushes. It was dark when they left so nobody noticed until I saw the dead raccoon this morning.

Now my friend is freaking out that her dog may have rabies or something. So how do I clean up a dead animal, do I just throw it in the trash or should I bury it with honor or something?
 
#805442 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 19:55:49
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
$40 trip to the vet?
 
#805443 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:00:32
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
flush it down the toilet
 
#805444 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:00:45
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
who are you
 
#805445 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:06:46
Group: Guest
Posts: 15
Joined: Aug 9 2011
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 10.03
Warn: 10% [ warn bar ]
Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 19:55:49)
$40 trip to the vet?


n ot made of money here.

This post has been edited by Glosp on Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:07:17
 
#805446 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:13:16
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
Quote (Glosp @ Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 18:06:46)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 19:55:49)
$40 trip to the vet?


n ot made of money here.


p sure if you ingest rabies you are fine. scratches/bites etc are what spreads it.
 
#805447 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:18:50
Group: Guest
Posts: 15
Joined: Aug 9 2011
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 10.03
Warn: 10% [ warn bar ]
If I just leave it out another animal will come buy and finish the job/get rid of the evidence?

I think it was the mother. The little ones weren't scampering last night...
 
#805448 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:27:16
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
eat the dog
if you get rabies then you know it had rabies too
 
#805452 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:38:20
Group: Guest
Posts: 15
Joined: Aug 9 2011
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 10.03
Warn: 10% [ warn bar ]
eat the dog? is that a lascivious metaphor for cunnilingus? I have no concern for the dog, it belongs to a "friend" and is n o t (how childlike) my worry. I weep for the rights of the animal that lay slain, a senseless victims in the brutal war that is nature.

This post has been edited by Glosp on Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 20:40:02
 
#805453 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 21:12:46
Group: Members
Posts: 18,44410k
Joined: Jan 19 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,262.32 $
I love hot dogs. Does that count as eating a dog?
 
#805455 | Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 21:28:58
Group: Members
Posts: 32,34230k
Joined: May 31 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,155.70
Give the dog a fucking beer for helping you with a problem.
 
#805464 | Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 05:23:57
Group: Guest
Posts: 11,85110k
Joined: Feb 2 2009
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,248.50
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 04:27:16)
eat the dog
if you get rabies then you know it had rabies too


 
#805502 | Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 20:03:46
Group: Members
Posts: 16,11910k
Joined: Oct 26 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,371.50 $
Quote (Glosp @ Sat - Aug 20 2011 - 21:38:20)
eat the dog? is that a lascivious metaphor for cunnilingus? I have no concern for the dog, it belongs to a "friend" and is n o t (how childlike) my worry. I weep for the rights of the animal that lay slain, a senseless victims in the brutal war that is nature.


inb4 2 warns and a suspension
 
#805514 | Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 08:21:25
Group: Members
Posts: 17,84910k
Joined: Jul 19 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 599.89 $ $
Quote (Norse @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 06:23:57)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 04:27:16)
eat the dog
if you get rabies then you know it had rabies too


eat the dog, the dog's owner, your family, and the raccoons - no bothersome sounds from coons, kids, wife, or friends
i don't see a downside
 
#805517 | Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 09:15:12
Group: Guest
Posts: 7,189
Joined: Mar 13 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 0.00
call this number if you have any further questions 757-622-7382
 
#805519 | Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 10:51:38
Group: Guest
Posts: 11,85110k
Joined: Feb 2 2009
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,248.50
Quote (cardoors32 @ Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 16:21:25)
Quote (Norse @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 06:23:57)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 04:27:16)
eat the dog
if you get rabies then you know it had rabies too


eat the dog, the dog's owner, your family, and the raccoons - no bothersome sounds from coons, kids, wife, or friends
i don't see a downside


possible stomach ache, :donno: , never ate raccoons or people before
 
#805520 | Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 10:52:08
Group: Guest
Posts: 11,85110k
Joined: Feb 2 2009
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,248.50
Quote (Norse @ Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 18:51:38)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 16:21:25)
Quote (Norse @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 06:23:57)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Aug 21 2011 - 04:27:16)
eat the dog
if you get rabies then you know it had rabies too


eat the dog, the dog's owner, your family, and the raccoons - no bothersome sounds from coons, kids, wife, or friends
i don't see a downside


possible stomach ache, :donno: , never ate raccoons or people before


or dogs
 
#805526 | Mon - Aug 22 2011 - 10:58:50
Group: Guest
Posts: 12,45510k
Joined: Mar 24 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 4,371.10
reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U-0o5xrpBg

(minus the annoying voice over in the beginning)
Archived | Views: 860 | Replies: 17 | General Archive Topic List
 
Quit the Internet