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Desolate Carnage Scandal Sheet, esoteric title outdated by several years
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#807869 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 14:39:51
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Much like all little things that ruin your life, this toilet once again popped out after nine months.

Current events

Main page streamlined/redesigned!

toilets prior to January 1, 2011 archived.

No active poopers died in Hurricane Irene. If anyone else did, fuck them for clearly checking in prior to it.

Nick works something like 17 hours per day yet still manages to find time to poop here.

Poop Brewery renamed to Beer General.

M_A_T_T unbanned.

Stev briefly attempted to revive the forums with a series of "question of the day" toilets sometime in March, site remained dead.

Spencer returns to JSP moderation, later followed by Gary.

Online - 36 (0 Dodging | 35 Lurkers)

Beer

New stupid toilets

gn8

Ongoing campaigns

Gary won the anticlimaİtic challenge in February

An agreement still can clearly be reached on politics.

hedonism: sober since September 1, 2010

:joe: is winning the fight against time, still no pics to prove that he is alive.

Missing persons report

Charlie was successfully discovered after getting married, moving, upgrading jobs, and all sorts of cool things that don't happen on the internet.

~Korea~ 3 years ago (Supposed to come back for SC2, I think)

axeman 2 years, 10 months ago (Due to being upside-down, Australians have fallen off the face of Desolate Carnage)
corgan 2 years, 7 months ago Misidentified sighting - Actually he still poops on JSP, in Russian so I can't read it.
Chaosgoettin 2 years, 6 months ago :donno:
Jeight 2 years, 1 month ago (too old for this shit)

HilbsTheZealot 1 year, 2 months ago (some MMO and a real job I think)
Ozzy 1 year ago (Forgot his password, has a new JSP account but I deleted the PM and forgot the name)

HaLaS 10 months, 1 week ago (Had another kid, livin' the good life)
Morbid. 5 months, 1 week ago (Got a job, occasionally poops on Facebook)
Lax 4 months, 3 weeks ago (Taking college seriously, I think.)

Oscar 3 months ago (poops on Facebook, mostly in Swedish. Probably still Swedish.)
Mushroomz 3 months ago (Halfway between Hollywood and Bollywood with no internet access.)
7_Deadly_Sins 2 months ago (...is now in a relationship with...)
b3no7 1 month, 1 week ago :donno:
stingercomp 3 weeks, 4 days ago (Last poop 1 year, 3 months ago)


Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:49:51)
Nothing about me?


This post has been edited by Zodijackyl on Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 20:55:52
 
#807870 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 14:52:58
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Work
home
Food
Beer
Gn8
Repeat for 2 more days
 
#807871 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 15:01:40
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first
 
#807873 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 15:06:16
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thanks
 
#807888 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 15:58:49
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charming
 
#807891 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:04:08
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Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 13:58:49)
charming


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#807892 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:07:44
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Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:58:49)
charming


im busy!
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#807895 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:49:51
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Nothing about me?
 
#807896 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:12:17
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Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:49:51)
Nothing about me?


This poop has been edited by Zodijackyl on Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:12:06
 
#807898 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:22:38
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Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:49:51)
Nothing about me?


 
#807899 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:58:11
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I just thought my sobriety would be more important than anything izzy did
 
#807900 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:59:11
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Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:58:11)
I just thought my sobriety would be more important than anything izzy did


sometimes it is more important to track the people who showed up here a long time ago and no longer care about this website or the people who frequent it
 
#807901 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:59:28
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:59:11)
Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:58:11)
I just thought my sobriety would be more important than anything izzy did


sometimes it is more important to track the people who showed up here a long time ago and no longer care about this website or the people who frequent it


this is one of those times!
 
#807902 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:06:17
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Why was MATT with underscores banned?
 
#807905 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:13:39
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 19:06:17)
Why was MATT with underscores banned?


he loves dix
 
#807906 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:17:47
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This toilet combined with Oscar just liking my poop on facebook, led me to his facebook page.
And then I went wtf?
Apparently hes got a new look.
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#807909 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:36:28
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Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:13:39)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 19:06:17)
Why was MATT with underscores banned?


he loves dix


 
#807910 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:36:58
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:17:47)
This toilet combined with Oscar just liking my poop on facebook, led me to his facebook page.
And then I went wtf?
Apparently hes got a new look.
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-...5_4049631_n.jpg


he should have went for the "phone above the head pointing down while he looks up" look
 
#807918 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 20:55:02
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Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 17:58:11)
I just thought my sobriety would be more important than anything izzy did


I was avoiding putting stuff from the members forum in a public newsletter :donno:

but gz anyway, I'll add it to ongoing events.
 
#807919 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 21:20:06
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should probably take 2010 gn8 out of stupid subforum
 
#807927 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 03:31:25
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decent effort nothing interesting happened peace later k bye
 
#807937 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 08:16:11
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effort is everything
 
#807949 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 10:15:23
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 21:20:06)
should probably take 2010 gn8 out of stupid subforum


gn8 toilets are the only stupid thing we have these days.

only stupid content I had was runescape related so only one person read it and lol runescape
 
#808314 | Mon - Sep 19 2011 - 19:30:58
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well done
 
#808406 | Tue - Sep 20 2011 - 12:10:34
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 18:36:28)
Quote (randomtask @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 16:13:39)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 19:06:17)
Why was MATT with underscores banned?


he loves dix


 
#809037 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:13:27
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Bump for new scandal sheet
 
#809038 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:44:25
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:13:27)
Bump for new scandal sheet


has anything happened
 
#809044 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 15:06:51
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 14:44:25)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:13:27)
Bump for new scandal sheet


has anything happened


this year
 
#809046 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 15:16:33
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:13:27)
Bump for new scandal sheet


i can't believe there was a time when you made these (weekly?) and it had new content every single time
 
#809048 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 15:18:24
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wow my 800,000 sticky got replaced
 
#809049 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 15:22:47
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Quote (hippie @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:18:24)
wow my 800,000 sticky got replaced


ever find out that chicks name?
 
#809050 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 15:25:51
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 15:22:47)
Quote (hippie @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:18:24)
wow my 800,000 sticky got replaced


ever find out that chicks name?


hell no man. only got 1 answer from yahoo answers saying that she's hot. closest resemblance is amber heard.
 
#809052 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:23:01
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...=og&sa=N&tab=wi

hujle pyalish? clearly sure if thats even a name

all tineye results are russian
 
#809054 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:28:38
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Quote (___ @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:23:01)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...=og&sa=N&tab=wi

hujle pyalish? clearly sure if thats even a name

all tineye results are russian


A Czech man goes to the eye doctor, and during his exam he is asked if he can read the bottom line, which reads 'CZKYFPICHZKZY'. He replies "read it? I even know the guy!
 
#809055 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:43:11
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Quote (hippie @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:16:33)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:13:27)
Bump for new scandal sheet


i can't believe there was a time when you made these (weekly?) and it had new content every single time


for once we're on the same page
 
#809068 | Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 17:44:30
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:43:11)
Quote (hippie @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:16:33)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 13:13:27)
Bump for new scandal sheet


i can't believe there was a time when you made these (weekly?) and it had new content every single time


for once we're on the same page


We are all on the same page these days since it takes two weeks for toilets to get to the second page.
 
#809110 | Sun - Sep 25 2011 - 01:48:44
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Quote (___ @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:23:01)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...=og&sa=N&tab=wi

hujle pyalish? clearly sure if thats even a name
m
all tineye results are russian


i saw that before but nope. closest i got was looking through these comments. http://fantasti.cc/user/labelzebuth2/images/image/1040845/2

that site and okinny have some good stuff though, so my time wasn't completely wasted

 
#809216 | Sun - Sep 25 2011 - 16:31:09
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Quote (hippie @ Sun - Sep 25 2011 - 02:48:44)
Quote (___ @ Sat - Sep 24 2011 - 16:23:01)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...=og&sa=N&tab=wi

hujle pyalish? clearly sure if thats even a name
m
all tineye results are russian


i saw that before but nope. closest i got was looking through these comments. http://fantasti.cc/user/labelzebuth2/images/image/1040845/2

that site and okinny have some good stuff though, so my time wasn't completely wasted


str8panties 5 months ago
Hot panties. Makes me hard in mine.
 
#810850 | Tue - Oct 11 2011 - 13:09:13
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make sure to include our one year anniversary of nothing stupid in your next sheet

also, pooping in sticky
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