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The Book Burning Dilemma
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#807972 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 13:57:27
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Apparently my town's solid waste recycling facility doesn't recycle books as mixed paper or in any other way. I checked with local charities, and they only accept children's books. I have a ton of books to get rid of - a set of 1990s encyclopedias that sat in a broken car's trunk for over a year and were slightly chewed by mice, and various other books that nobody would ever want to read (y2k panic book, new age health bullshit).

I have a dilemma.

I can burn roughly one gallon of gas (~$4) to drive 15 minutes each way to the town dump, pay $5 to dispose of solid waste, and then throw them into a crusher where they will be baled and hauled off to an incinerator and burned professionally.

Alternately, I have a fire pit and I can burn them myself and get the satisfaction of getting junk out of my house. I could even burn a gallon of gas that way if I really wanted to.

What should I do?
 
#807973 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 14:13:45
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Added note: none of these books are/were mine
 
#807975 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 14:31:13
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i'd love to read a y2k panic book
 
#807976 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 14:37:27
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Burn them yourself, much more satisfaction
 
#807978 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 14:38:55
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#807983 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 14:47:00
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gas is more precious than the smoke from self-burning is harmful, you are obligated as a superior human being to save the gas and burn them in your back yard

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#807985 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 14:53:54
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don8 to the local library
 
#807986 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 15:01:48
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leave them on someone's porch

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#807989 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 15:48:51
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burn books
roast marshmallows
 
#807993 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 19:06:12
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#808003 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 20:23:12
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why dont you just write a book about it
 
#808009 | Thu - Sep 15 2011 - 20:40:40
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what kind of books? why clearly just donate them somewhere that could possibly use them? somewhere closer than your recycling facility, which by the way, recycling is totally faggy.
 
#808053 | Fri - Sep 16 2011 - 08:26:46
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#808060 | Fri - Sep 16 2011 - 09:24:12
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fill a friends' car with books
 
#808322 | Mon - Sep 19 2011 - 20:23:48
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Never got around to this, topped off the garbage cans with them.

BTW I checked about donating them, the encyclopedias were horrible for reference, they were basically the cutouts of encyclopedias, I think they cost $2 per volume.

Years ago I donated my collection of children's science books, including a full Isaac Asimov collection, to an inner-city science program, and they are still being read. I miss teaching kids about astronomy and physics :(
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