So I was driving home from a great day at work, felt on top of the world, had plans with this girl I've been crushing on for a long time and finally convinced her to go out with me, and I feel a large THUMP followed by my tire dragging. I pull over, and some fucking asshole is doing some sort of work with a rock wall on the side of the road, the edge of his yard is like up a 3 foot hill above the road, where the wall sat. I look back and I'm certain that a few large rocks fell and tumbled right into the road directly in front of where I was driving. I call the police and AAA, smoke a cigarette, and afterwards noticed he's moved the stones back up onto the wall. When the cop shows up, the prick tells him that I veered off the road and ran over his wall and wasn't going to call the police until he came and confronted me about it. He looked maybe late 50s, 60s, and was saying stupid shit like "I've worked in the towing business so I know how all this works".

So I'm going to spend the next couple days talking to people who live in the area hoping someone saw the incident. I'm driving on a donut and my entire tire is slashed and my wheel is disfigured, and it was probably knocked out of alignment. The cop was like "eh I'm clearly gonna file a report, w/e", which pissed me the i shit my pan­ts, though the guy who AAA sent over was hilarious and made fun of the two guys with me.

fuck the police man i feel you on that

are you a non-conformist young adult? sorry, cops always believe a good ol boy in their 50s.

conformist part proal dont even matter, 50 year old wins.

the fucked up part is that i know the cop on a personal level, when i was in high school i worked at dunkin donuts and he'd always come in and order a hot tea and a cookie, and on RARE occasions whenever he would get a donut, i'd laugh my ass off at him and wouldn't stop until he left. i'd see him around town and he'd always be nice and shit, and i tried to appeal to that side of him, but he looked like he really wasn't trying to get involved in anything like this. fucker.

go crash your car into his wall for real, leave the car and buy a new one. then fuck the girl, in the mouth if possible.

have you heard of a camera phone take pictures next time

I took pictures of the damage to my vehicle and the area, but it was after he moved the stones. I really wasn't thinking and didn't realize what he was doing until he said it, he was acting like "I'm gonna get these out of the road so nobody else hits them". Which is what he said, the wording implied I was responsible looking back.

But dude, I'm pulled over on a narrow road, cars have no choice but to drive around the area!

That's fucked up, and there's no way you could have even guessed that the guy would have lied like that.

Contact the police again and make sure they noted that there is absolutely no body damage from the accident, no tire tracks on the lawn. Are you going to get hit by insurance if you file a claim with them? I'm clearly sure how they work when its clearly between cars, but insurance companies are pretty good at putting the blame on someone else if they have evidence of it.

On the good side, at least you weren't with the girl when you discovered a hole in your rubber.

terrorize the guy. like throw rocks at his windows when you drive by, maybe at night pour some vinegar in his gas tank, add baking soda, screw the cap on tight.

just make sure you cackle when you run away

Get revenge Massachusetts style and raise his taxes.

LOL

After speaking to every car shop located within a reasonable distance from me, the cheapest quote i could get for a new wheel, new tire, and alignment is going to cost me $320

how old are the other 3 tires, you might as well buy used and pay half that

got 4 new tires in february

sounds like some well deserved karma for laughing at him about his order while he was nice to you

strange, i thought i made it pretty clear that it was done in a jokingly way, and the feeling was mutual.

Don't feed the trolls Scott. Shitty story hope it works out... Some cops are fuckers man.

this isnt about the cop, this is about the fucking idiot doing quarry work in the middle of the street

if he was chubby then it became personal

when keeping it real goes wrong

also the dunkin donuts thing was like 6 years ago...shit couldnt have gotten THAT real