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#812631 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 10:13:05
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Eating a Halloween/birthday cake that has thick black icing will produce green toilet water.

I've laughed out loud at every shit I have taken since noon yesterday. I'm sure the next one will clearly disappoint and I will take pics.
 
#812632 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 10:20:13
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#812635 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 10:48:32
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ill keep my eyes open i guess
 
#812637 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 11:22:52
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pics or didnt happen
 
#812641 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 11:56:23
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#812642 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:23:39
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Fucking Christ, this one was blue. I'm requesting assistance with picture upload from my ilolphone pic since Flickr is being a bitch.
 
#812643 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:28:51
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shit red now and you got a nice christmas compilation of colors
 
#812644 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:33:41
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I lol'd even without a pic
 
#812645 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:36:06
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:33:41)
I lol'd even without a pic


Can you provide the uploaded pic if I text you it?
 
#812646 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:39:11
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:33:41)
I lol'd even without a pic


Can you provide the uploaded pic if I text you it?


I dont want to do it from my work PC because if I cross the line of blue poops on my screen there is no turning back. If I see it full screen, I'll laugh out loud again and get myself in trouble.
 
#812647 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:42:11
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Currently downloading the poopdeck for ishit app. Trying to be self reliant here folks.
 
#812648 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:44:49
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:36:06)
Quote (smoked @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:33:41)
I lol'd even without a pic


Can you provide the uploaded pic if I text you it?


trying.
 
#812649 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:51:29
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#812650 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:52:30
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better with pic
 
#812651 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:54:37
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Poop bucket now installed on ilolphone
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#812652 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:56:29
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T4T Dan
 
#812653 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:09:20
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T4T Dan


I do what I can, now you owe me a beer
 
#812654 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:09:57
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T4T Dan


I do what I can, now you owe me a beer


preferably to make my poop turn pink and smell like hops
 
#812655 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:12:44
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T4T Dan


I do what I can, now you owe me a beer


preferably to make my poop turn pink and smell like hops


Wash down hop pellets with Peptobismol
 
#812656 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:18:07
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So, the mystery behind green verse blue poop was finally realized.

The variable was the piss inclusion.
 
#812657 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:42:12
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:54:37)
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looks like the stuff the cleaning ladies leave in the toilet
 
#812659 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:54:49
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looks like the stuff the cleaning ladies leave in the toilet


Do you want pre/poop/during flushes to prove there is no colored toilet bowl cleaners included in this shit?
 
#812661 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 14:30:08
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looks like the stuff the cleaning ladies leave in the toilet


Do you want pre/poop/during flushes to prove there is no colored toilet bowl cleaners included in this shit?


what the fuck
 
#812663 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 14:31:04
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methylene blue
 
#812664 | Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 14:43:00
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wow
 
#812713 | Tue - Nov 1 2011 - 09:28:47
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:54:49)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 14:42:12)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:54:37)
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looks like the stuff the cleaning ladies leave in the toilet


Do you want pre/poop/during flushes to prove there is no colored toilet bowl cleaners included in this shit?


i am clearly denying that that color came out of you, i am just saying its fucked up that the body can produce a weird color.

stop being so touchy
 
#812715 | Tue - Nov 1 2011 - 09:36:34
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I would be touchy if my poop was that color.
 
#812717 | Tue - Nov 1 2011 - 10:07:21
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Tue - Nov 1 2011 - 10:28:47)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 13:54:49)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 14:42:12)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Oct 31 2011 - 12:54:37)
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looks like the stuff the cleaning ladies leave in the toilet


Do you want pre/poop/during flushes to prove there is no colored toilet bowl cleaners included in this shit?


i am clearly denying that that color came out of you, i am just saying its fucked up that the body can produce a weird color.

stop being so touchy


Ya know. For someone who claims to be smarter than everyone else and on top of the life food chain. You are seriously a fucking moron. My body didn't "produce this weird color." It's the color of the pigment passing though my system. I didn't create it, my ass simply filtered it.

How's that for touchy?

And to add insult to injury. BOOM! Topic closed, you can't have the last reply!
Who's the bitch now!?!?
 
#812722 | Tue - Nov 1 2011 - 10:38:25
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I feel obligated to poop after stamens grand finale above this
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