just officially declared a neuroscience major (and poli sci minor ofc ofc)

inb4 2.0 GPA

switched from psych to neuro after taking brain & behavior and loving it vs. taking social psychology and shitting my pan­ties laughing every time i opened the textbook

only major difference is now i have to take 2 semesters of chem, but nbd. gonna focus in behavioral neuroscience because fuck orgo

http://www.colgate.edu/academics/catalogue...dy/neuroscience

i will tutor you in orgo for cash, i'm a TA at johns hopkins for both orgo 1 and 2 hope thats good enough

biology is for faggots, but its an improvement

yo i taught the quadratic formula to idiots way back when

$15/hr

This post has been edited by M_A_T_T on Thu - Dec 15 2011 - 15:22:42

the only biologists that are important are the ones that cure diseases, and the one that figures out how to rid the country of stink bugs

what about drs and pharmecologists and shit

they count under the ones that cure diseases, close enough

well then you count everything, very rarely is any biology unrelated to disease or human benefit. there isnt a lot of science for the sake of science anymore, because theres no funding for it.

astronomy or theoretical physics, chemistry and math are that way, but clearly a lot else

bad @ is bad

do people still get warned for this? they should

ofc they do

youll prove to be a failure

prob

dropout ofc

this is why i like you

2pm matt poop

lol @ losing the +1 button at 20% warn?

another republican debate, another night of absolute ignorant circle-jerks

newt thinks the courts are too powerful
its like hes delusional to real life

ohh good, lets follow newts ignorance up by asking backmann the same question. de facto making newt smart.

moral of the story: anything government is bad, lets get back to no government and robberbarons. bring back indentured servitude and child labor.

its like all these idiots need a refresher on the circular nature of the 3 branches of government. and then the 4th estate that used to oversee those 3. but thats long gone.

lol
"if we only had 9 judges as good as the conservative 4 we would be great!"
"scalia is amazing!"
"we only need conservative judges!"

/more circle-jerk conversations

how the fuck is anyone going to vote for any of these clowns with a straight face?
and whats real scary is when people say "none of these people are conservative enough for me"
aka i miss the puritan days

yay, the iran portion
opening with ron paul, because this is his most rational topic
then we can move on to the other war mongers for consistency

"well, lets clearly overreact and start another worthless war"
"so you are left of our current president?"
"im saying its ridiculous. the russians had 30,000 nukes pointed at us. we dont need to overreact to 1 in iran"
"ill try one more time mr paul, they have a nuke. what will you do!!"
paraphrase "you are an idiot for forcing the issue and dont understand how wrong this would be"
"moving on, mr anal juice, iran trains terrorists and is at war with us, what will you do!!?"

nicely done fox

im fairly certain either
a: the aging idiots finally die and cant vote conservative anymore
b: a young class of conservative voters continue to make our country regressive win the next 30 years and i move to vancouver bc.

lol
"clearly responding to iran by force is weak"
"we must strike first"
"they hate us cuz its in their book"

/cant see past the hypocrisy

This post has been edited by blind_chief on Thu - Dec 15 2011 - 22:19:21

hahyahahahahaha mitt romney
"we need to increase our navy from 9 ships a year to (insert retarded number here)"
maybe he needs a refresher course on how outdated a traditional navy is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

This post has been edited by blind_chief on Thu - Dec 15 2011 - 22:31:24

"left-wing environmental extremists!"
crowd cheers

im left to believe conservatives are either ignorant or delusional

LOL
obama hurt us more by clearly allowing more drilling after the horizon oil spill
obama huts america for his reelection

last 15 minutes have been all about keystone and obama bad

tutoring kinda sucks though, since the per-hour pay is practically cut in half by preparation.

obama is vilified for operation "fast and furious"
none in attendance would think the same over iran contra
obligatory ollie north reference

current hopes;
get rid of illegal labor
allow for cheaper labor of americans
????
create a larger underclass of americans?

HOLD THE PHONE

"illegal immigration!"
"obama has ruined the economy so bad no one is coming here for business!"

the ending question should be
"who's more christian?"

as the 6 candidates fight it out to the death gladiator-style the camera pans out and shows a picture of a bald eagle clutching an olive branch flying over a flag being waved over the twin towers

michelle is serious!

obligatory planned parenthood kills babies comment

ronald regan section

its over now, please tune into sean hannity for a recap

hitler hitler hitler

NOBODY CARES JOE!!!!!11111!!

are you 18?
do you see where im going with this?

It's only going to get worse.

nope

2pm matt poop

The assist

what