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#823790 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 09:44:45
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the girl you've been online-dating for two years
who has always been there for you
who never once got on ventrilo or gave you their facebook in the two year course of our relationship
a girl who has indirectly destroyed every last aspect of social behavior because you spent the last two years doing nothing but staying inside and talking to her
a girl who shares the same affection and love of d2, that you make a bet with her to legitimately level to 99 on d2 if she goes on ventrilo with you
a girl, who after two and a half months of baaling for 8 hours a day on an outrageously dead game a day finally gets on ventrilo with you
and i finally hear her talk
and his voice is deeper than mine
then he completely vanishes like you meant nothing, that you were simply a troll target all along
and i'm left with with no social or online gathering
and the only meaning left in my life is sending him e-mails hoping he will respond and explain how he could do such a thing to me, even though i know full well it's a man
but he won't ever reply back

what do i do now?
 
#823793 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 09:50:02
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learn from your mistakes
 
#823794 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 09:55:33
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blog about it
 
#823797 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 10:01:30
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Ask Mos. I'm pretty sure this has happened to him at least half a dozen times.
 
#823802 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 10:59:00
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copypasta
 
#823808 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 11:39:08
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Watch gay porn
 
#823810 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 12:56:35
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lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.
 
#823811 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 12:58:46
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but since you wanna know what to do:
Move on.

Pretend like it was just a regular heartbreak.
As if the girl you had just spent 2 years with broke up with you.
Rebuild your life and learn from this, don't be so naive online.
 
#823815 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10
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Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?
 
#823816 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:11:58
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


biggest word she knows!
 
#823818 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:12:42
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wat
 
#823819 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:13:44
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Andy is really a guy?
 
#823822 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:39:09
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:13:44)
Andy is really a guy?


ofc
 
#823823 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:40:00
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:11:58)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


biggest word she knows!


clearly!
 
#823824 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:41:34
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


Isn't it obvious since I made a topic with it?
 
#823827 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:47:24
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Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:41:34)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


Isn't it obvious since I made a topic with it?


classic
 
#823831 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:46:06
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 20:47:24)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:41:34)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


Isn't it obvious since I made a topic with it?


classic


 
#823832 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 15:04:41
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Quote (Norse @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:46:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 20:47:24)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:41:34)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


Isn't it obvious since I made a topic with it?


classic


 
#823833 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 15:06:00
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Quote (Norse @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:46:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 20:47:24)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 14:41:34)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:08:10)
Quote (starlite @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 13:56:35)
lol, that's kind of sad but classic.
I mean this happens or has happened to a shit load of guys
and this is why 'there are no girls on the Internet'.


You like to use the word classic don't ya?


Isn't it obvious since I made a topic with it?


classic


vintage

 
#823835 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 15:36:21
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didnt read,

but i would give the advice of: try to get your penis inside her vagina
 
#823836 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 15:36:52
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hahahaaha wait i read the first sentence

>online dating


kill yourself
 
#823837 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 15:51:27
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oh wait did i just feed the trolls,

FUCK
 
#823838 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 15:54:39
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Quote (BBQ @ Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 16:36:21)
didnt read,

but i would give the advice of: try to get your penis inside her vagina


and his voice is deeper than mine
 
#823840 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 16:01:52
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LOL oops
 
#823841 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 16:32:24
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that would be pretty funny

i dont think i wait 2 years for the reveal i would get bored
 
#823856 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 20:32:23
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suck his dick?
 
#823881 | Fri - Feb 17 2012 - 23:56:04
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OG;DC
 
#823993 | Sat - Feb 18 2012 - 16:35:26
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respec
 
#824037 | Sun - Feb 19 2012 - 09:36:28
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Trollin for love

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