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#827741 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 09:00:25
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introducing - Robot Friend
(cue the lion king music)

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#827742 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 09:46:16
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I don't even
 
#827745 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 10:06:38
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is this a husky? looks like it
 
#827746 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 10:09:50
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 09:46:16)
I don't even


 
#827747 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 10:19:18
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I don't even


 
#827751 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 11:46:10
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Looks like an ewok!
 
#827752 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 11:48:54
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coool
 
#827755 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 12:29:00
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a cat would suit you better
 
#827758 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:02:56
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Quote (hippie @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:29:00)
a cat would suit you better


you dont know me
 
#827759 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:05:19
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it's a Pomeranian
 
#827763 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:30:47
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:02:56)
Quote (hippie @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:29:00)
a cat would suit you better


you dont know me


general:

married
alcoholic
college dropout
works for a travel agency
has his own website
something about condoms
name: charlie
weight: 174 pounds
height: 5' 11''
siblings: 1 brother
favorite drink: long island iced tea
favorite food: enchiladas
favorite color: red
favorite movie: he's just clearly that into you

medical history:

kidney stones
wisdom teeth removed
small penis

hobbies:

ladder slasher
alcohol
alcohol
alcohol
alcohol

a cat would suit you better
 
#827764 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:31:29
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but nice dog man
 
#827765 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:31:57
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Quote (hippie @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:31:29)
but nice dog man


pomeranian*
 
#827769 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:56:13
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:05:19)
it's a Pomeranian


Jfc
 
#827772 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:08:16
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I'm sorry condom. That's the single animal I hate most in this world. Id rather own a crocodile or shark that bites me every morning than own one of them annoying lap dogs.

My neighbor has one and after 5 years it still fucking barks at me like it owns the town. If my neighbor didn't weigh 80 pounds more than me and own more guns than I do, I would fillet that fucking animal and wear it's skin as a face mask.
 
#827777 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:23:01
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Quote (hippie @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:30:47)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:02:56)
Quote (hippie @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:29:00)
a cat would suit you better


you dont know me


general:

married - yes
alcoholic - debatable
college dropout - yes
works for a * travel agency - *online
has his own website - i don't play with that as much as i used to
something about condoms - old, but yes
name: charlie clearly a tough one
weight: 174 pounds ideally, yes, but fatty now
height: 5' 11'' 6'1
siblings: 1 brother 2 brothers, 1 sister
favorite drink: long island iced tea - ehhhh... 1/2 points. jager has always been my vice
favorite food: enchiladas - No, just no
favorite color: red No, it's - gray. grey for those accross the pond
favorite movie: he's just clearly that into you - cmon...

medical history:

kidney stones - yes
wisdom teeth removed - yes
small penis - took you this long for a cheap shot?

hobbies:

ladder slasher - nah
alcohol - yes, among other things
alcohol
alcohol
alcohol

a cat would suit you better - nope.jpg


well done, sir
 
#827778 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:24:39
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 15:08:16)
I'm sorry condom. That's the single animal I hate most in this world. Id rather own a crocodile or shark that bites me every morning than own one of them annoying lap dogs.

My neighbor has one and after 5 years it still fucking barks at me like it owns the town. If my neighbor didn't weigh 80 pounds more than me and own more guns than I do, I would fillet that fucking animal and wear it's skin as a face mask.


it's how you raise/train them
my older dog is a bitch that tries to eat people because i got her when i was a retarded 19 year old. now that im 29, im only 1/2 retarded, so he should be a fairly well behaved dog
 
#827781 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:34:56
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 15:08:16)
I'm sorry condom. That's the single animal I hate most in this world. Id rather own a crocodile or shark that bites me every morning than own one of them annoying lap dogs.

My neighbor has one and after 5 years it still fucking barks at me like it owns the town. If my neighbor didn't weigh 80 pounds more than me and own more guns than I do, I would fillet that fucking animal and wear it's skin as a face mask.


it's how you raise/train them
my older dog is a bitch that tries to eat people because i got her when i was a retarded 19 year old. now that im 29, im only 1/2 retarded, so he should be a fairly well behaved dog


I'm clearly about to pretend like I'm a dog whisperer (thats hippies ethnic group.) But there are traits bred into dogs that can/will clearly totally be removed from them regardless of how steadfast and vigilant you are with training.

My dog is a runner. All day, every day...nonstop hyperactive fuckface who wants to play. But he always listens to my command.
The dog I had before that was also a lab but more family focused and friendly.

I've never seen a Pom that didn't act like it was 1000x larger than it actually is. (then again I've only been around 3 of them.)
 
#827783 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 14:40:45
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Maybe I'm biased cuz they were black
 
#827788 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 15:25:40
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i am clearly a fan of pomeranians
 
#827789 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 15:25:58
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 15:25:40)
i am clearly a fan of pomeranians


and by clearly i mean clearly this time
 
#827796 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 16:17:47
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 13:05:19)
it's a Pomeranian


lol
 
#827797 | Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 16:17:59
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Mar 22 2012 - 15:25:40)
i am clearly a fan of pomeranians


and by clearly i mean clearly this time


lol
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