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#829431 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 09:06:18
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passed out with both windows wide wide open, woke up and room is basically -37 F
right thumb very sore
indecipherable sharipe scribbles on left forearm
bed blanket = inexplicably missing
full liter of vodka empty, i obviously didn't drink it all
iphone screen smashed and sticky but works
happy easter!!!!
 
#829432 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 09:34:18
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#829433 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 10:51:01
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in soviet russia you wake up dead
 
#829434 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 11:02:28
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Sounds like a you had a good night.
 
#829438 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 11:16:51
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Quote (Jp. @ Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 10:06:18)
passed out with both windows wide wide open, woke up and room is basically -37 F
right thumb very sore
indecipherable sharipe scribbles on left forearm
bed blanket = inexplicably missing
full liter of vodka empty, i obviously didn't drink it all
iphone screen smashed and sticky but works
happy easter!!!!


You're my idol
 
#829442 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 13:38:33
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Quote (Jp. @ Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 10:06:18)
passed out with both windows wide wide open, woke up and room is basically -37 F
right thumb very sore
indecipherable sharipe scribbles on left forearm
bed blanket = inexplicably missing
full liter of vodka empty, i obviously didn't drink it all
iphone screen smashed and sticky but works
happy easter!!!!


You're my idol


clearly sure if you interpreted it as a brag,
i'm a little annoyed that someone drank mah sauce
 
#829443 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 13:40:31
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you most likely lost your anal virginity. congratulations.
 
#829446 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 13:53:43
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you most likely lost your anal virginity. congratulations.


na i don't think she's down for that
 
#829447 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 14:02:09
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Quote (Jp. @ Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 13:53:43)
Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 13:40:31)
you most likely lost your anal virginity. congratulations.


na i don't think she's down for that


it's over rated
 
#829448 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 14:16:01
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#829449 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 14:53:13
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Quote (Jp. @ Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 09:06:18)

right thumb very sore


This happens to me when i pretend my thumb is a chilean miner
 
#829456 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 15:58:24
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i found a nice office chair on the way back from the bars last night should i make a topic about it
 
#829481 | Sun - Apr 8 2012 - 19:18:45
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i found a nice office chair on the way back from the bars last night should i make a topic about it


nah a poop is enough
 
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