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#830305 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 05:59:02
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Taking some Ex Lax for the first time, will document results below.
 
#830307 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 06:52:07
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you should try it...

UP YOUR ASS
 
#830308 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 06:54:08
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Nothing yet.
 
#830310 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 08:07:42
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keep us updated
 
#830311 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 08:11:34
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try coke
 
#830312 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 08:14:09
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Stomach is making strange and loud noises. I feel like I need to poop worse than ever, several false alarms, still no substance.
 
#830316 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 08:51:36
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take more ex lax
 
#830319 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 09:26:57
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 09:51:36)
take more ex lax


 
#830328 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 10:54:42
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8 glasses of water
 
#830329 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 10:55:19
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Have a few hearty stouts.
 
#830333 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 11:18:31
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good luck
 
#830334 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 11:29:59
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Quote (hippie @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 11:54:42)
8 glasses of water


or coffee. cocaine over sugar is optional.

but really, MURICA is dumb for their dependence on pharmaceutical drugs. look what it did to jp.
 
#830336 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 11:53:33
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Quote (smoked @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 10:55:19)
Have a few hearty stouts.


ya, my exp with adam's homebrew was lots of loose stool
 
#830338 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:12:14
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:53:33)
Quote (smoked @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 10:55:19)
Have a few hearty stouts.


ya, my exp with adam's homebrew was lots of loose stool


Yeast strikes again
 
#830339 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:19:39
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you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm
 
#830342 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:42:21
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:19:39)
you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm


hence my original advice
 
#830343 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:47:43
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Reason he hasn't repooped is because he's taking the longest shit of his life.
 
#830346 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:44:37
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:42:21)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:19:39)
you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm


hence my original advice


We often think alike and reinforce each other's thoughts
 
#830353 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:06:08
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:44:37)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:42:21)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:19:39)
you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm


hence my original advice


We often think alike and reinforce each other's thoughts


You 2 are so cute. Bet you were jealous I was the one grabbing Gary's ass in the pic
 
#830355 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:16:11
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:06:08)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:44:37)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 12:42:21)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:19:39)
you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm


hence my original advice


We often think alike and reinforce each other's thoughts


You 2 are so cute. Bet you were jealous I was the one grabbing Gary's ass in the pic


I like to share, and I got that vibe from you as well qtpie ;)
 
#830359 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:56:26
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:19:39)
you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm


reckless and involves more risk. instant gratification is clearly always safe. oh but it's the easiest and fastest so who cares about anything else. so typical.
 
#830366 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 16:35:36
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Quote (hippie @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 14:56:26)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 13:19:39)
you should have bought the suppository form, works like a charm


reckless and involves more risk. instant gratification is clearly always safe. oh but it's the easiest and fastest so who cares about anything else. so typical.


for once in your meaningless life, can you just shoot the fuck up
 
#830381 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 18:16:55
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Still nothing. I took 2 more a few hours ago.
 
#830382 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 18:35:18
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Quote (Duped @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 19:16:55)
Still nothing. I took 2 more a few hours ago.


in before

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#830503 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 19:31:00
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I would really like to poop right now.
 
#830571 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 19:47:31
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The poop has come. This was a mistake. Currently in the bathroom enduring a barrage of pure liquid sewage.
 
#830575 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 19:48:05
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lol enjoy pissing your intestines out of your ass for a few house
 
#830594 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 19:52:06
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Round 3 inc.
 
#830656 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 20:06:56
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Poops have subsided for the time being.
 
#830669 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 20:12:25
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 09:11:34)
try coke


I always had to shit immediately after snorting/shooting coke. Even the anticipation of right before I did it made me feel like I had to. Shit was weird.
 
#830674 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 20:27:23
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I'm sorry for your loss
 
#830681 | Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 20:56:05
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 18:35:18)
Quote (Duped @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 19:16:55)
Still nothing. I took 2 more a few hours ago.


in before

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EcdBc.jpg[/IMG


nice watch
 
#830736 | Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 10:11:55
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Quote (Duped @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 06:59:02)
Taking some Ex Lax for the first time, will document results below.


Was I the only one who thought documenting would include pics?
 
#830739 | Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 10:38:22
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Quote (smoked @ Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 10:11:55)
Quote (Duped @ Wed - Apr 18 2012 - 06:59:02)
Taking some Ex Lax for the first time, will document results below.


Was I the only one who thought documenting would include pics?


Pics would have been very anti-climactic. Every time I thought I was going to bottom out into the toilet, it ended up just being a few squirts... I'd think I was done, flush and wipe, then have to run back to the bathroom a couple minutes later.
 
#830749 | Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 12:06:11
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Anal seepage iit
 
#830750 | Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 12:38:05
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this toilet is shitty
 
#830752 | Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 12:55:14
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Quote (___ @ Thu - Apr 19 2012 - 13:38:05)
this toilet is shitty


stop being so anal about the lack of pictures
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