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#832630 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 12:25:04
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I need to build a 50 foot retaining wall on my property. I just shelled out the 3 grand for all the block.

Work starts at 5:30 pm every week night with earlier starting time on the weekends. I am picking the material up thursday so friday the 11th will be the first work evening with an expected finish of monday/tuesday.

Skill-set requirements:
Be able to lift 70 pounds repetitiously. (Basically you will be pulling the block off of my truck and bringing it to me to set in place.)

Compensation:
All the food you can eat
All the beer you can drink
Monies are negotiable

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#832633 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:13:30
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If I were single I would, sounds like fun
 
#832634 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:14:03
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Sgt smoked is ideal choice
 
#832635 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:35:47
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Thats tempting, but i work sat+sun
 
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Thats tempting, but i work sat+sun


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Skill-set requirements:
Be able to lift 70 pounds repetitiously. (Basically you will be pulling the block off of my truck and bringing it to me to set in place.)


 
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#832641 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 14:35:16
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is this where your folk hang?
if i swing by there on my way home from work you think 2 spics would jump in the back of my truck if i offered them tacos and tequilla all day tomorrow?
 
#832642 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 15:13:32
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if i lived closer i would adam

try duped
 
#832643 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 15:22:11
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yeah but you know
 
#832644 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 15:33:04
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if i didnt start a full time job monday after graduation i would
 
#832645 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 15:42:34
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Video games are more important.
 
#832646 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 16:05:39
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is this where your folk hang?
if i swing by there on my way home from work you think 2 spics would jump in the back of my truck if i offered them tacos and tequilla all day tomorrow?


i'll give you the scoop, in case you're interested.

yes, i have several cousins who are in the home depot parking lot business. they work for $5 an hour, possibly free if they like you. i practically raised them. they couldn't handle the gang life, but they are still hardened. let me be clear, there are risks.

1. keep them away from your wife. don't have her come out wearing a cute little apron while holding a tray of cold lemonade while they work. one of them has a fetish for this sort of thing and will have her up against a wall before you could blink. no, he would slice your throat. you couldn't do anything about it. once he has her in his sights, just let him have her. don't be stupid.

2. less tequila is better. after a certain point they become uncontrollable. you'll immediately know if you're at that point. they also prefer to make tacos instead of eating them. so you could exploit that however you want.

3. once the job is done there is a chance they won't leave. they will latch onto your white teat and suck indefinitely. you would be prisoners in your own home. i want to reiterate that you couldn't do anything about it. slaughtering cops is child's play to them.

4. you can't just hire one of them. they are very loyal and stick together. it's one of the reasons i recruited them.

i would do this job myself in about a day, but i doubt you would be comfortable paying me upfront. godspeed adam stakem, godspeed

tl;dr: smoked is your only option because he would never dodge you
 
#832648 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 16:48:31
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sounds like fun to me, you're in pa right adam? doubt i'd be able to sneak away. but would be cool if i could
 
#832672 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 19:42:50
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is this where your folk hang?
if i swing by there on my way home from work you think 2 spics would jump in the back of my truck if i offered them tacos and tequilla all day tomorrow?


i'll give you the scoop, in case you're interested.

yes, i have several cousins who are in the home depot parking lot business. they work for $5 an hour, possibly free if they like you. i practically raised them. they couldn't handle the gang life, but they are still hardened. let me be clear, there are risks.

1. keep them away from your wife. don't have her come out wearing a cute little apron while holding a tray of cold lemonade while they work. one of them has a fetish for this sort of thing and will have her up against a wall before you could blink. no, he would slice your throat. you couldn't do anything about it. once he has her in his sights, just let him have her. don't be stupid.

2. less tequila is better. after a certain point they become uncontrollable. you'll immediately know if you're at that point. they also prefer to make tacos instead of eating them. so you could exploit that however you want.

3. once the job is done there is a chance they won't leave. they will latch onto your white teat and suck indefinitely. you would be prisoners in your own home. i want to reiterate that you couldn't do anything about it. slaughtering cops is child's play to them.

4. you can't just hire one of them. they are very loyal and stick together. it's one of the reasons i recruited them.

i would do this job myself in about a day, but i doubt you would be comfortable paying me upfront. godspeed adam stakem, godspeed

tl;dr: smoked is your only option because he would never dodge you


you had me sold on this being a serious reply until the last line
 
#832677 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 20:29:16
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start time: first day of my work week
end time: last day of my work week
 
#832708 | Fri - May 4 2012 - 22:47:38
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why clearly just track ozzy down himself
i'd check schlag's inner thigh
 
#832742 | Sat - May 5 2012 - 16:49:51
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i would, but.. you know.
 
#832743 | Sat - May 5 2012 - 17:20:34
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move out west and ill meet you for some fence building
 
#832749 | Sat - May 5 2012 - 18:03:17
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bump for boosting the economy
 
#832782 | Sun - May 6 2012 - 12:04:03
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 20:42:50)
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is this where your folk hang?
if i swing by there on my way home from work you think 2 spics would jump in the back of my truck if i offered them tacos and tequilla all day tomorrow?


i'll give you the scoop, in case you're interested.

yes, i have several cousins who are in the home depot parking lot business. they work for $5 an hour, possibly free if they like you. i practically raised them. they couldn't handle the gang life, but they are still hardened. let me be clear, there are risks.

1. keep them away from your wife. don't have her come out wearing a cute little apron while holding a tray of cold lemonade while they work. one of them has a fetish for this sort of thing and will have her up against a wall before you could blink. no, he would slice your throat. you couldn't do anything about it. once he has her in his sights, just let him have her. don't be stupid.

2. less tequila is better. after a certain point they become uncontrollable. you'll immediately know if you're at that point. they also prefer to make tacos instead of eating them. so you could exploit that however you want.

3. once the job is done there is a chance they won't leave. they will latch onto your white teat and suck indefinitely. you would be prisoners in your own home. i want to reiterate that you couldn't do anything about it. slaughtering cops is child's play to them.

4. you can't just hire one of them. they are very loyal and stick together. it's one of the reasons i recruited them.

i would do this job myself in about a day, but i doubt you would be comfortable paying me upfront. godspeed adam stakem, godspeed

tl;dr: smoked is your only option because he would never dodge you


you had me sold on this being a serious reply until the last line


oh hey there
 
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come to WI, I'll help you here
 
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is this where your folk hang?
if i swing by there on my way home from work you think 2 spics would jump in the back of my truck if i offered them tacos and tequilla all day tomorrow?


i'll give you the scoop, in case you're interested.

yes, i have several cousins who are in the home depot parking lot business. they work for $5 an hour, possibly free if they like you. i practically raised them. they couldn't handle the gang life, but they are still hardened. let me be clear, there are risks.

1. keep them away from your wife. don't have her come out wearing a cute little apron while holding a tray of cold lemonade while they work. one of them has a fetish for this sort of thing and will have her up against a wall before you could blink. no, he would slice your throat. you couldn't do anything about it. once he has her in his sights, just let him have her. don't be stupid.

2. less tequila is better. after a certain point they become uncontrollable. you'll immediately know if you're at that point. they also prefer to make tacos instead of eating them. so you could exploit that however you want.

3. once the job is done there is a chance they won't leave. they will latch onto your white teat and suck indefinitely. you would be prisoners in your own home. i want to reiterate that you couldn't do anything about it. slaughtering cops is child's play to them.

4. you can't just hire one of them. they are very loyal and stick together. it's one of the reasons i recruited them.

i would do this job myself in about a day, but i doubt you would be comfortable paying me upfront. godspeed adam stakem, godspeed

tl;dr: smoked is your only option because he would never dodge you


you had me sold on this being a serious reply until the last line


smoked is a good friend. you're just being mean.
 
#832822 | Sun - May 6 2012 - 19:08:37
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How tall you making it? I need about 3 walls at my house . Around 150ft total 5ft high
 
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Quote (deadhXc @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:08:37)
How tall you making it? I need about 3 walls at my house . Around 150ft total 5ft high


if you cared, you would've read his poop. but no, you would rather pretend that you do.

Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:25:04)
I need to build a 50 foot retaining wall

 
#832838 | Sun - May 6 2012 - 21:01:34
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Quote (hippie @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:12:56)
Quote (deadhXc @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:08:37)
How tall you making it? I need about 3 walls at my house . Around 150ft total 5ft high


if you cared, you would've read his poop. but no, you would rather pretend that you do.

Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:25:04)
I need to build a 50 foot retaining wall


That is clearly how tall dumbass. Why dont you try reading once in a while?
 
#832839 | Sun - May 6 2012 - 21:06:11
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Quote (deadhXc @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 22:01:34)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:12:56)
Quote (deadhXc @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:08:37)
How tall you making it? I need about 3 walls at my house . Around 150ft total 5ft high


if you cared, you would've read his poop. but no, you would rather pretend that you do.

Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:25:04)
I need to build a 50 foot retaining wall


That is clearly how tall dumbass. Why dont you try reading once in a while?


50 foot tall walls

castle stakem

hippie you are a dumb shit
 
#832840 | Sun - May 6 2012 - 21:11:41
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so much for that practical knowledge
 
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Quote (randomtask @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 22:06:11)
Quote (deadhXc @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 22:01:34)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:12:56)
Quote (deadhXc @ Sun - May 6 2012 - 20:08:37)
How tall you making it? I need about 3 walls at my house . Around 150ft total 5ft high


if you cared, you would've read his poop. but no, you would rather pretend that you do.

Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 13:25:04)
I need to build a 50 foot retaining wall


That is clearly how tall dumbass. Why dont you try reading once in a while?


50 foot tall walls

castle stakem

hippie you are a dumb shit


Stakem is building a moat to keep irish people out
 
#832843 | Sun - May 6 2012 - 21:41:36
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Its a tower....1 block wide, 50ft tall
 
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i learned to put the right unit in grade school. i'm clearly at fault here.
 
#832880 | Mon - May 7 2012 - 06:37:43
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castle stakem, lol

4.5 feet high
 
#832881 | Mon - May 7 2012 - 07:52:19
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - May 7 2012 - 07:37:43)
castle stakem, lol

4.5 feet high


you gotta get plans and permit for it since its over 4ft high?
 
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Quote (deadhXc @ Mon - May 7 2012 - 08:52:19)
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castle stakem, lol

4.5 feet high


you gotta get plans and permit for it since its over 4ft high?


should I?
yes

am I?
no

if someone gives me shit for a 6 inch technicality ill drag them across the street by their face and show them 12 year olds who are cooking meth for their dad to sell
 
#832886 | Mon - May 7 2012 - 09:22:41
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Quote (deadhXc @ Mon - May 7 2012 - 08:52:19)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - May 7 2012 - 07:37:43)
castle stakem, lol

4.5 feet high


you gotta get plans and permit for it since its over 4ft high?


should I?
yes

am I?
no

if someone gives me shit for a 6 inch technicality ill drag them across the street by their face and show them 12 year olds who are cooking meth for their dad to sell


i am doing the same permit and plans double the cost and well...fuck that
 
#832887 | Mon - May 7 2012 - 09:24:54
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If you dont find mexicans i can help you sunday and Monday

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#832892 | Mon - May 7 2012 - 11:04:16
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If you dont find mexicans i can help you sunday and Monday

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much appreciated. i think my hope of having this completed by mid-week next week are going to be shot to hell due to weather. we'll see what happens
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