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Don't Give Up. Don't Ever Give Up.
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#834795 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:15:46
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After meni meni failed attempts, i have captued my white whale

on 5/23/2012, you successfully wooted.

Bag of Crap
You ordered 3 Random Crap.
which each cost $3.00
for a subtotal of $3.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $8.00

will report back with contents when it arrives
 
#834796 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:19:18
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this makes no sense at all
 
#834797 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:20:15
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if you aint wootin'
you aint livin'
 
#834798 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:21:30
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#834799 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:21:39
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crap costs 3 bucks
you purchased 3 random craps
shipping was 5
you successfully got shipping for free with a 1 dollar discount on your total order of crap
 
#834800 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:23:29
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that is a rip off
10% satisfaction?
fuck that

I will pull through with 100% satisfaction for 100% of the people who respond to this toilet with their name, address, social security number and a major form of credit card
 
#834801 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:25:27
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it's the thrill of the chase. when the "bag of crap" gets pooped, it typically sells out before you can even get the page to load
 
#834802 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:28:48
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also, every once in a while they send out a few bags of crap with amazing shit in it making the idea a little more appealing
 
#834803 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:29:24
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let matt know when the box of dix goes on sale
 
#834805 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 22:32:05
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so are you going to be upset if a literal bag of shit shows up at your doorstep? because again, i can provide this service free of charge. as a matter of fact, ill be driving by ur town friday and will gladly make a despite with a smile
 
#834806 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 23:09:56
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I hope you paid 8$ for a bag of shit
 
#834812 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 23:17:40
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Quote (starlite @ Thu - May 24 2012 - 00:09:56)
I hope you paid 8$ for a bag of shit


 
#834817 | Wed - May 23 2012 - 23:57:03
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clearly falling for your lame advertisement ploy

i don't know what you're talking about and give no fuck
 
#834827 | Thu - May 24 2012 - 08:31:53
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Quote (hippie @ Thu - May 24 2012 - 00:57:03)
clearly falling for your lame advertisement ploy

i don't know what you're talking about and give no fuck


yes, im advertising for an item that is no longer available for purchase
clearly every link that ends with an id number is a referral

-25 internets for you
 
#834828 | Thu - May 24 2012 - 08:33:03
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - May 24 2012 - 00:17:40)
Quote (starlite @ Thu - May 24 2012 - 00:09:56)
I hope you paid 8$ for a bag of shit


1.) it would be at least 3 shits
2.) i would gladly accept said shits for $8
 
#834829 | Thu - May 24 2012 - 08:37:43
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a bag of woots
 
#834830 | Thu - May 24 2012 - 08:39:31
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this toilet is crappy
 
#834831 | Thu - May 24 2012 - 08:48:56
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N1!
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