When I was 18/19, I was limber and adventurous enough to go where no man has gone before. I laid on my bed, threw my thunder thighs back over my head and sank that shit neck deep betwixt my lips, furiously jerking like a mad man. I remember thinking "If I break my neck here, I hope in the midst of their horror and grief, my parents are just a little bit proud, too..."
When I nutted, my thoughts shifted to "I guess I'm clearly gay - because I feel awkward as fuck right now..." clearly repulsed, mind you: It just wasn't for me.
But just to sure, I tried it again. Two more times.
Alright: Five.
It always seemed like a good idea until I came. After that, my gut drooping on my forehead, the previously sex-nuts libido-beast playing Hyde-the-salami would give way to the more practical, less adventurous and utterly honest Dr. Jekyll. Suddenly, the horned-up human pretzel who nearly snapped a spine getting his cock into his own mouth would find himself thinking "I look like Jabba the Hutt eating his own tail..."
I wouldn't recommend it this exercise is spoo-tility to every guy, as there's a good chance you'll break your neck and die in pursuit of an orgasm - which is stupid.
And as for why I'd ever wanna share that information...
How many people do YOU know who've ever successfully sucked their own dicks? Fuck an Oscar: THAT'S a goddamned accomplishment! It's like walking on the moon! And giant steps are what you take, self-sucking 'til you splooge.
I hope my neck don't break - self-sucking 'til I splooge.
I can't suck for-ev-er - self-sucking 'til I splooge.
We can suck to-ge-ther - self-sucking 'til, self-sucking 'til we splooge.
Some.
May say...
ahem
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