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#845330 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 17:14:39
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#845334 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 17:21:15
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#845339 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 17:59:26
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 14:21:15)
http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Cats.jpg


did this like 4 times this morning
4:30-5:30 am
 
#845340 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 18:13:40
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cats are faggots
 
#845343 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 18:24:34
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 15:13:40)
cats are faggots


at least i dont suck cock, ya faggot
 
#845348 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 19:37:22
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 19:13:40)
cats are faggots


 
#845360 | Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 23:57:25
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 18:13:40)
cats are faggots


say that to my face and clearly on the internet and see what happens.
 
#845364 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 06:46:23
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 00:57:25)
Quote (StQ @ Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 18:13:40)
cats are faggots


say that to my face and clearly on the internet and see what happens.


lol
explain to me just how that would work
 
#845365 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 06:47:24
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 07:46:23)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 00:57:25)
Quote (StQ @ Tue - Sep 4 2012 - 18:13:40)
cats are faggots


say that to my face and clearly on the internet and see what happens.


lol
explain to me just how that would work


if i put my hand infront of my mouth, would you know what i was sayin?
 
#845366 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 07:55:23
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LOL Lance thinks he's so tough. Just because round is a shape doesn't make you "in shape"
 
#845367 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 08:03:25
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4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.
 
#845371 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 08:36:33
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:03:25)
4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.


nice pool
 
#845372 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 08:37:38
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 08:36:33)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:03:25)
4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.


nice pool


lol

no poor near my house

get real faggot
 
#845424 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 18:50:26
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:37:38)
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:03:25)
4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.


nice pool


lol

no poor near my house

get real faggot

Sure looks like it according to google maps.
 
#845428 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 20:42:08
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:03:25)
4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.


nice pool


lol

no poor near my house

get real faggot

Sure looks like it according to google maps.


This is how we give an address in the middle of nowhere and pretend it is our house
cuz we B tuf guyz
 
#845430 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 21:05:14
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 20:42:08)
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:03:25)
4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.


nice pool


lol

no poor near my house

get real faggot

Sure looks like it according to google maps.


This is how we give an address in the middle of nowhere and pretend it is our house
cuz we B tuf guyz


If you look up my house with google maps/earth it takes you 2 miles down the road to a different road.

It's okay man. That's my address.
 
#845431 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 21:25:57
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That looks like route 40 to me :donno:

I'm just 'nother stupid Ohioian tho.

One who got a blow job at the drive in down the road from your house.
 
#845433 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 21:37:09
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 09:03:25)
4732 E. National Rd. Springfield, OH 45505

Show up or shut up.


nice pool


lol

no poor near my house

get real faggot

Sure looks like it according to google maps.


This is how we give an address in the middle of nowhere and pretend it is our house
cuz we B tuf guyz


If you look up my house with google maps/earth it takes you 2 miles down the road to a different road.

It's okay man. That's my address.


Show up or shut up
ill be wearing hip boots naked at the waste, standing behind the goat near the pool
 
#845434 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 21:40:57
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Goat might be dead. Most photos are out of date. I just looked at our old place and the photos are from 2009.

It also looks like I'm in my car, but too blurry to tell.
 
#845435 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 21:48:29
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 22:40:57)
Goat might be dead. Most photos are out of date. I just looked at our old place and the photos are from 2009.

It also looks like I'm in my car, but too blurry to tell.


goat isn't dead. im bringing it with

google maps still shows the previous owners and their shitty ass camper that sat in the middle of my yard some 6+ years ago
 
#845436 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 21:52:02
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 22:48:29)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 22:40:57)
Goat might be dead. Most photos are out of date. I just looked at our old place and the photos are from 2009.

It also looks like I'm in my car, but too blurry to tell.


goat isn't dead. im bringing it with

google maps still shows the previous owners and their shitty ass camper that sat in the middle of my yard some 6+ years ago


My apologies. I thought you were saying HE had the goat.
 
#845438 | Wed - Sep 5 2012 - 22:13:31
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bert is clearly happy goat-fucking is happening in this toilet
 
#845475 | Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 10:03:38
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Bert is such an asshole.
 
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Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning
 
#845536 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 06:28:57
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#845539 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
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Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test
 
#845540 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:55:23
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
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Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works
 
#845541 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:55:48
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half normal food this morning

full meal tonight
 
#845546 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 08:40:40
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work
 
#845552 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 09:52:45
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 08:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


i woke up at 545 today and didnt get back to sleep until 630, which gave me only 1 more hour of sleep, but i cannot imagine how bad my day would have been if i didnt get back to sleep
 
#845553 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:12:20
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 06:52:45)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 08:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


i woke up at 545 today and didnt get back to sleep until 630, which gave me only 1 more hour of sleep, but i cannot imagine how bad my day would have been if i didnt get back to sleep


i used to be like that but anymore i enjoy waking up early, i feel like a bum if i sleep past 8 am
 
#845554 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:16:19
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:12:20)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 06:52:45)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 08:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


i woke up at 545 today and didnt get back to sleep until 630, which gave me only 1 more hour of sleep, but i cannot imagine how bad my day would have been if i didnt get back to sleep


i used to be like that but anymore i enjoy waking up early, i feel like a bum if i sleep past 8 am


i feel like crap when i wake up before 6

i think today im going to take a luxurious nap
 
#845555 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:25:05
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:12:20)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 06:52:45)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 08:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


i woke up at 545 today and didnt get back to sleep until 630, which gave me only 1 more hour of sleep, but i cannot imagine how bad my day would have been if i didnt get back to sleep


i used to be like that but anymore i enjoy waking up early, i feel like a bum if i sleep past 8 am


i feel like such shit when i wake up after 7 and roll into work at 830

feels good to wake up at 5 and have an extra 45 mins to hang out before work
 
#845557 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:34:54
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 09:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


You like to get that release before work don't you?
 
#845559 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:38:49
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:16:19)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:12:20)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 06:52:45)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 08:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


i woke up at 545 today and didnt get back to sleep until 630, which gave me only 1 more hour of sleep, but i cannot imagine how bad my day would have been if i didnt get back to sleep


i used to be like that but anymore i enjoy waking up early, i feel like a bum if i sleep past 8 am


i feel like crap when i wake up before 6

i think today im going to take a luxurious nap


im clearly opposed to a nice saturday morning nap
 
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Quote (Duped @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:34:54)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 09:40:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 04:55:23)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:48:26)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:32:48)
Quote (Duped @ Thu - Sep 6 2012 - 07:03:38)
Bert is such an asshole.


fucker woke me up bout 4:45 this morning


4 am today
feeding him ton8 for test


i really hope this works


in full disclosure i dont actually mind waking up real early, something satisfying by having an extra hour to yourself before work


You like to get that release before work don't you?


i hate the feeling of waking up and taking a shower and leaving for work without having any part of the morning as my own
 
#845561 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:40:04
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saturday i dont even wake up until noon
 
#845562 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:40:39
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:40:04)
saturday i dont even wake up until noon


my wow days were similar, stay awake till 5 am, wake up 10:30 and play more wow
 
#845568 | Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 11:06:02
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 10:40:39)
Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 7 2012 - 07:40:04)
saturday i dont even wake up until noon


my wow days were similar, stay awake till 5 am, wake up 10:30 and play more wow


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