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Hey You Old Uglies
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#847811 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:48:19
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i bet none of you can even open a beer bottle with a lighter with your withered old bony hands
 
#847812 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:56:23
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are you that much of a fucking idiot that this is the level you have gone to? seriously?

get the fuck out of my face and dont come back until you know how to open a beer with a piece of paper or a cd/dvd. a lighter is easier to use than some of the store purchased bottle openers
 
#847813 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:57:01
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You're a blithering dumby, I bet your pan­ties are full of poop
 
#847814 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:00:20
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:56:23)
are you that much of a fucking idiot that this is the level you have gone to? seriously?

get the fuck out of my face and dont come back until you know how to open a beer with a piece of paper or a cd/dvd. a lighter is easier to use than some of the store purchased bottle openers

8/10
 
#847815 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:00:42
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:57:01)
You're a blithering dumby, I bet your pan­ties are full of poop


3/10
 
#847817 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:04:01
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:56:23)
are you that much of a fucking idiot that this is the level you have gone to? seriously?

get the fuck out of my face and dont come back until you know how to open a beer with a piece of paper or a cd/dvd. a lighter is easier to use than some of the store purchased bottle openers


paper is no bullshit, do it or please explain forever
 
#847819 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:06:25
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Quote (smoked @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:04:01)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:56:23)
are you that much of a fucking idiot that this is the level you have gone to? seriously?

get the fuck out of my face and dont come back until you know how to open a beer with a piece of paper or a cd/dvd. a lighter is easier to use than some of the store purchased bottle openers


paper is no bullshit, do it or please explain forever


clearly sure if this is directed at me or him, but either way:
how
 
#847820 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:07:44
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actually i bet i could do that
 
#847821 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:08:25
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also it's cute that Adam responds to the title "old ugly"
 
#847823 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:14:29
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Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:06:25)
Quote (smoked @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:04:01)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:56:23)
are you that much of a fucking idiot that this is the level you have gone to? seriously?

get the fuck out of my face and dont come back until you know how to open a beer with a piece of paper or a cd/dvd. a lighter is easier to use than some of the store purchased bottle openers


paper is no bullshit, do it or please explain forever


clearly sure if this is directed at me or him, but either way:
how


Dan was a non-believer until I showed him. this was clearly directed at me
 
#847824 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:15:39
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Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:08:25)
also it's cute that Adam responds to the title "old ugly"


when there is only 1 new toilet per day, I generally click it regardless of what the title says

i was figuring this was going to be a dumb tl;dr but seeing the word beer caught my attention. it wasn't until after i pooped that i even read your topic title
 
#847825 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:19:07
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:15:39)
Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:08:25)
also it's cute that Adam responds to the title "old ugly"


when there is only 1 new toilet per day, I generally click it regardless of what the title says

i was figuring this was going to be a dumb tl;dr but seeing the word beer caught my attention. it wasn't until after i pooped that i even read your topic title


haha you are old and probably ugly
 
#847826 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:20:17
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FOLD THE PAPER FAGGOT
 
#847827 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:20:32
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#847828 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:26:56
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wow, paper worked

took 3 attempts though
 
#847829 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:38:27
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:56:23)
are you that much of a fucking idiot that this is the level you have gone to? seriously?

get the fuck out of my face and dont come back until you know how to open a beer with a piece of paper or a cd/dvd. a lighter is easier to use than some of the store purchased bottle openers


 
#847830 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:39:48
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Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:19:07)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 20:15:39)
Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:08:25)
also it's cute that Adam responds to the title "old ugly"


when there is only 1 new toilet per day, I generally click it regardless of what the title says

i was figuring this was going to be a dumb tl;dr but seeing the word beer caught my attention. it wasn't until after i pooped that i even read your topic title


haha you are old and probably ugly


keep trying
 
#847843 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:34:57
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I wonder if Jp. will die of alcohol poisoning or a frat beatdown.

 
#847845 | Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 21:41:29
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 22:34:57)
I wonder if Jp. will die of alcohol poisoning or a frat beatdown.


Gang rape most prob.
 
#847853 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 05:17:35
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 22:41:29)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 22:34:57)
I wonder if Jp. will die of alcohol poisoning or a frat beatdown.


Gang rape most prob.


real talk


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#847854 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 07:56:48
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 06:17:35)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 22:41:29)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 22:34:57)
I wonder if Jp. will die of alcohol poisoning or a frat beatdown.


Gang rape most prob.


real talk


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#847858 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 09:28:46
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I think this discussion is getting away from the important part, which is that he dies, clearly how
 
#847862 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 09:42:49
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 09:28:46)
I think this discussion is getting away from the important part, which is that he dies, clearly how


possibly his immediate as well as extended family, as well
 
#847880 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:48:49
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Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Sep 20 2012 - 19:48:19)
i bet none of you can even open a beer bottle with a lighter with your withered old bony hands


i bet none of you can synthesize carbapenems

/e meant for this to be commentary on "i bet everyone has something that nobody else here can do"

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:50:07
 
#847882 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:49:34
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i only open beer bottles with my teeth
 
#847883 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:52:24
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i can play with my penis better than anyone can play with my penis
:(
 
#847884 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:54:45
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:52:24)
i can play with my penis better than anyone can play with my penis
:(


only nick can drink 16 beers a day for a week straight
 
#847885 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:55:02
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only spencer can stab ppl with needles legally
 
#847886 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:55:17
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only adam can brew good beer (sry jew scott)
 
#847895 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 11:34:14
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:55:02)
only spencer can stab ppl with needles legally


will change soon, tek can as well
 
#847898 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 11:43:24
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 11:34:14)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:55:02)
only spencer can stab ppl with needles legally


will change soon, tek can as well


heheh
 
#847905 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:23:03
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 11:55:17)
only adam can brew rust


 
#847906 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:24:52
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:23:03)
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only seth can break trust


 
#847908 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:26:08
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 10:24:52)
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only seth can break trust


YOU SECRET SANTA GIFT IS IN THE MAIL
FUCK!
 
#847918 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 14:22:40
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:26:08)
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only seth can break trust


YOU SECRET SANTA GIFT IS IN THE MAIL
FUCK!


I've sent out both my secret santa gifts and they were both received.

Didn't get shit from anyone last year so nn your bullshit, tyvm.
 
#847919 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 14:23:31
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:24:52)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:23:03)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 11:55:17)
only spencer has gay lust


 
#847920 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 14:46:45
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how is this clearly locked yet
 
#847922 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 14:58:47
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:22:40)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 12:26:08)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 11:55:17)
only seth can break trust


YOU SECRET SANTA GIFT IS IN THE MAIL
FUCK!


I've sent out both my secret santa gifts and they were both received.

Didn't get shit from anyone last year so nn your bullshit, tyvm.


mad
 
#847924 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 15:32:14
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yo, spenny g aint going out like no bitch
 
#847931 | Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 16:19:07
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Sep 21 2012 - 15:32:14)
yo, spenny g aint going out like no bitch


 
#847985 | Sat - Sep 22 2012 - 11:20:16
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Mt friend has some like these

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#848048 | Sat - Sep 22 2012 - 17:17:25
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Quote (Mushroomz @ Sat - Sep 22 2012 - 11:20:16)
Mt friend has some like these

User Image


eh
 
#848056 | Sat - Sep 22 2012 - 17:38:00
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